Now there are many sites where guys and girls can agree on what to fuck together, there are those on which gays and lesbians can do it. Last to be very fashionable, because for them now all the expanses: rewriting fairy tales where the prince leaves the princess and stays with another prince, food with low cholesterol content is released (now many readers will resent and say that they are saving themselves from a heart attack, but cholesterol is responsible for the sexual orientation of a person, and changes it not only to the opposite, but also to any other: bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, dendrophilia, and talk about it)

When you open porn sites you will see a lot of dendrofiles, someone inserts a cactus for himself, someone fucks a tree hollow. Just imagine how a long cactus covered with prickles enters the vagina, its needles stick in and scratch the vagina, and after all, looking at it will risk repeating, but I don’t think about it, even if you could find a partner who does not mutilate you . You will be confronted with a new problem: - How to find out that he loves you?

- How to give him pleasure?

- How to find out if he is true to you or not?

- And what if he is with you, but in his heart he wants to be somewhere else, with someone else?

So, don’t have to despair, let's start taking what belongs to us by right; it’s just that you need to stick to a few points; first, you need to create your own society, but you cannot take necrodendrophils into it. These geeks have sex with the corpses of plants (rolling pins, tolkushki, umbrella handle, doors, chairs) they have no place among us. Secondly, we need a beautiful and loud name I suggest “DendroGreenFily” or DGF. Third, we should not be confused with homosexuals and lesbians, so we demand to rewrite the tales of the peoples of the world, so that the main character would remain with the Christmas tree and they would have many small mushrooms (no one knows the mushrooms are plants or animals)

Do not be discouraged if you are not ready to declare yourself openly in front of everyone that you are a dendrophil. Remember that all dendrofiles here are just a lot of people have to hide it. Since now the necrodendrophils are in power, but they cannot even admit this, continuing to lie that they are gay, lesbian, bisexual. In general, anyone, but not those who they are "nekrodendrofily".

Dear my dendrofiles, the time has come to say openly that all sorts of gays, lesbians and other sex-obsessed people do not exist in nature. We must stop lying to ourselves. There is no sex at all, it is propaganda of necrodendrophiles. It’s time for all people to be divided into two categories ours and not ours (dendrophiles and necrodendrophils) and to sign up on the closure of sexual and pornographic sites together. Because our dendrofiles are tortured there, but it’s not even scary, but the fact that their torment is in vain, since the nickname will never be specially watched to watch porn videos.

Dendrophiles unite, and we will defeat nekrodendrofilov and remove from the expanses of the Internet useless and unprofitable porn.