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In spite of the fact that my friends saw a heightened danger in me, they did not stop inviting me to "beer". And now, on the weekend, we gather in our pub, where we had more than one year of rest. After the fifth glass was not even bad at all. Prank jokes, I remembered a ridiculous joke and my friends gaggled for a long time over my sharpness, which attracted the attention of a more sedate public. We began to make comments and even shame. One of my friends, Grisha, looking suspiciously at others, good-naturedly, but confidently ...
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I, in fact, in life, a funny person. Humor from me rushing straight stream, in a figurative and literal sense. My fun brings so much difficulty for me, the whole story is enough. But you can probably describe the amenities for the whole novel. Here it is, in short, and I will.
And my drawback is the following - I, from childhood, love to let bubbles, that is, what cultural people call to scare, and such strong proletarians, like me, are simply called, to grow fierce. As my utility ...
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And my drawback is the following - I, from childhood, love to let bubbles, that is, what cultural people call to scare, and such strong proletarians, like me, are simply called, to grow fierce. As my utility ...
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Two days after the memorable meeting in the city hall, Otto Hingard went to visit his friend Fabio Mascanni. The Italian had been living in Wadenburg for 25 years and was the owner of a very good, well-maintained hotel. Together with his family, he lived in the left wing of the building, and the central part and the entire right wing were allocated to hotel rooms. In addition, two cafes adjoined the hotel directly: winter and summer, also owned by Fabio.
The burgomaster came to ...
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In the life of a prostitute, there is enough of a different unpleasant, but happy cases also happen. I recall several incidents and coincidences that are almost suitable for a joke. The first of these cases generally repeats the anecdote.
At that time I was still studying at the university, but I already moved out of the hostel, rented a flat with my friend, and spent more time on fucking than on studying. Two men ordered me for the whole night. One, his name was Kolya, I knew well, I served him several times, but his friend did not. Kohl recently got divorced and ...
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At that time I was still studying at the university, but I already moved out of the hostel, rented a flat with my friend, and spent more time on fucking than on studying. Two men ordered me for the whole night. One, his name was Kolya, I knew well, I served him several times, but his friend did not. Kohl recently got divorced and ...
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The big man Grisha, recovering a little after a sudden attack, looked incredulously around himself. His mind did not believe that the danger of death had already passed. Wide palms, resembling a shovel, clutched with a dead grip to a wooden handle split by a poker with a powerful ax blow. “So, hands, legs are intact, the head also seems to have not got me this petty little gad! “- flashed in his head.
Grisha was stifling in the intoxicating scent of birch brooms, and he jumped from a high ...
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Grisha was stifling in the intoxicating scent of birch brooms, and he jumped from a high ...
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Recently washed steps slid, as if smeared with petroleum jelly. And here is Vaseline, Vaseline is everywhere. I swore to myself. And why only obeyed my mother. She believed that being a urologist was beneficial and prestigious. It is easier with men. It may be prestigious: in the local clinic to my office the largest queue. Most of the representatives of the stronger sex. But what about profitability, I would not say. Fingers in Vaseline are not fingers in gold. In this sense, the profession of a urologist does not compare with ...
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Ale, Ale ... Find an urgent husband. - Well, why urgent? From what? - Firstly, I used to sleep with a man!
And that would take me to the movies!
Are you aged? Or can be younger? - I do not care that the main thing - a brunette!
Desirable with a spiky mustache,
And at least in something, but still dressed.
And the neighbor who sent the devil!
In some shorts and number on the chest.
He drank tea, partitioned her in ecstasy,
And on the "ring" somewhere they ran ...
Well, yes, an athlete, a marathon runner.
She is...
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And that would take me to the movies!
Are you aged? Or can be younger? - I do not care that the main thing - a brunette!
Desirable with a spiky mustache,
And at least in something, but still dressed.
And the neighbor who sent the devil!
In some shorts and number on the chest.
He drank tea, partitioned her in ecstasy,
And on the "ring" somewhere they ran ...
Well, yes, an athlete, a marathon runner.
She is...
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The door of the bathhouse that opened tightly creaked. Fedka, not without effort, climbed with the girl in her arms across the high threshold into a cramped waiting room. Leaving his girlfriend at the door of the steam room, the boy began to construct a love bed. There is darkness inside - at least an eye! Therefore, Fyodor advanced inside the steam room from memory, carefully probing his way. He remembered that the lower regiment of shelves was almost the same height as the two long benches. Shops can be pushed close to the shelf, - and trakhodrom ...
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This incident occurred in the distant 50s of the last century in a godly forgotten suburb, popularly called Noble. Usually, the locals did not close bathhouses for the night, because the wanderers wandered in the villages for the night. Such vagrants are popularly called whips or tumbleweeds. As a rule, these were physically strong men, a bit odd, finding the meaning of their life in traveling, and in passing help the local people in the household. Their image did not fit into ...
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Good day, dear reader. Scored on the funny, I would say black humor, the stories of Alexei Ilyin. Humor is very specific, with a few very nasty words, not for people with a thin, vulnerable body of mind.
Spelling of some words: author, did not correct.
1. Hedgehog milk.
In the morning on the way to school, I got my foot in the shit. Some fucking creatures shit right on the sidewalk. Having stepped aside, I, swearing, began carefully rubbing my sneaker on the withered grass leaving on it ...
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Spelling of some words: author, did not correct.
1. Hedgehog milk.
In the morning on the way to school, I got my foot in the shit. Some fucking creatures shit right on the sidewalk. Having stepped aside, I, swearing, began carefully rubbing my sneaker on the withered grass leaving on it ...
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