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I am 25 years old, working as an engineer in a factory. Wife 24, works as an accountant at school. We are married for about a year. My wife, with my average data, I have a beautiful - not thin, but also without excess weight, long dark blond curly hair, large soft ass with elastic hips, third-size breast with red nipples.
Somehow we were returning from the cinema in the rain, and my young wife got wet and had a cold back. They wanted to go to the clinic, but there, as always, there is a turn for a week. So I went to some ...
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Somehow we were returning from the cinema in the rain, and my young wife got wet and had a cold back. They wanted to go to the clinic, but there, as always, there is a turn for a week. So I went to some ...
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Zina was walking with a walk.
Every day he walked around: from the entrance to the stop, from the stop to the Ribbon, from the Ribbon to the transition bridge across the road, from the bridge to the shopping center and back, the same way, and to the entrance.
It was a little more than four kilometers.
Zina understood that this was not enough. But he could not force himself to do two laps.
As soon as he returned to the entrance, the thought that today he would make two circles, which, every time, with enviable constancy, twitched the brain ...
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Every day he walked around: from the entrance to the stop, from the stop to the Ribbon, from the Ribbon to the transition bridge across the road, from the bridge to the shopping center and back, the same way, and to the entrance.
It was a little more than four kilometers.
Zina understood that this was not enough. But he could not force himself to do two laps.
As soon as he returned to the entrance, the thought that today he would make two circles, which, every time, with enviable constancy, twitched the brain ...
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Andrew, as usual, was sitting at the computer. He flipped through page after page. Here, like nothing like that. The woman on the monitor screen was in his taste, something like Aunt Tanya, about 35 years old, brown-haired, and her ass is as lush, the very thing. And the eyes, like Aunt Sveta’s blue, and her lips, are plump. And her hairstyle is similar to Aunt Natasha, only Aunt Natasha has darker hair.
Andrei’s mother, Marina, went on a business trip to Japan for half a year.
Look after the overgrown son, asked her school friend ...
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Andrei’s mother, Marina, went on a business trip to Japan for half a year.
Look after the overgrown son, asked her school friend ...
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At thirty-three, Vova Pichugin was the most miserable man in the world. Not only did the size of his “misfortune” look frightening (at least, it seemed to Vova himself), but he also had a shape that was clumsy like a gnarled stick. Approximately in the middle, he seemed to break, bending slightly to the right of the centerline. And in the place of bending, it had the greatest thickness, as if indeed, the knot or outgrowth disfigured a slender trunk.
As a teenager, Vova was proud of his size and at the same time ...
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As a teenager, Vova was proud of his size and at the same time ...
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It also happens in our life ... I want to share my case with Natasha. He often waited for her, In bed, got up with her ... Well ... And her husband loved to play billiards. I was, I confess, very happy! While he rolled balls there, I drove my own with his wife ... So it was on that beautiful day. Natashkin's husband in the pool, I - to her. Split up, jumped into bed, We caress, I began to insert, Suddenly ... we hear - The front door opens! Natashkin's husband is back ... What the fuck ?! I flew off with her ...
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Kolya Pokryshkin began to complex because of his size from the age of fourteen, when a steady erection unambiguously suggested that girls could not only be twitched by pigtails, but also pawed and held somewhere in a dark corner. As is often the case at this age, the boys now and then hang out in front of each other with their mature pipis, telling along the way tales about where, with whom and how much they managed to use them. Kohl prudently kept his mouth shut and once again did not unbutton his pants ...
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Good day, dear reader. Scored on the funny, I would say black humor, the stories of Alexei Ilyin.Humor is very specific, with a few very nasty words, not for people with a thin, vulnerable body of mind.
Spelling of some words: author, did not correct.
1. Hedgehog milk.
In the morning on the way to school, I got my foot in the shit. Some fucking creatures shit right on the sidewalk. Having stepped aside, I, swearing, began carefully rubbing my sneaker on the withered grass leaving on it ...
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Spelling of some words: author, did not correct.
1. Hedgehog milk.
In the morning on the way to school, I got my foot in the shit. Some fucking creatures shit right on the sidewalk. Having stepped aside, I, swearing, began carefully rubbing my sneaker on the withered grass leaving on it ...
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This incident occurred in the distant 50s of the last century in a godly forgotten suburb, popularly called Noble. Usually, the locals did not close bathhouses for the night, because the wanderers wandered in the villages for the night. Such vagrants are popularly called whips or tumbleweeds. As a rule, these were physically strong men, a bit odd, finding the meaning of their life in traveling, and in passing help the local people in the household. Their image did not fit into ...
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The door of the bathhouse that opened tightly creaked. Fedka, not without effort, climbed with the girl in her arms across the high threshold into a cramped waiting room. Leaving his girlfriend at the door of the steam room, the boy began to construct a love bed. There is darkness inside - at least an eye! Therefore, Fyodor advanced inside the steam room from memory, carefully probing his way. He remembered that the lower regiment of shelves was almost the same height as the two long benches. Shops can be pushed close to the shelf, - and trakhodrom ...
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