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Good day, dear reader. Scored on the funny, I would say black humor, the stories of Alexei Ilyin. Humor is very specific, with a few very nasty words, not for people with a thin, vulnerable body of mind.
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1. Hedgehog milk.
In the morning on the way to school, I got my foot in the shit. Some fucking creatures shit right on the sidewalk. Having stepped aside, I, swearing, began carefully rubbing my sneaker on the withered grass leaving on it ...
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Spelling of some words: author, did not correct.
1. Hedgehog milk.
In the morning on the way to school, I got my foot in the shit. Some fucking creatures shit right on the sidewalk. Having stepped aside, I, swearing, began carefully rubbing my sneaker on the withered grass leaving on it ...
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I found this story on a side resource. I liked him. I decided that you, the reader, might like it. The author is Oleg Boltogaev.
Chapter 1
On the one hand, everything seemed to be clear, on the other - I wanted to know more.
Sasha thought. Who to ask, who to consult, what to read?
He suddenly felt how superficial and shallow his knowledge.
"Study, study and study again!"...
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Chapter 1
On the one hand, everything seemed to be clear, on the other - I wanted to know more.
Sasha thought. Who to ask, who to consult, what to read?
He suddenly felt how superficial and shallow his knowledge.
"Study, study and study again!"...
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“And how should I live now? Okay, Malik, she is not a native daughter, but Lera. And how skillfully she hid her knowledge. STOP! An eight-year-old child could not hide such a shock. Could not! Wait ... That day I was knocked out, I did not pay attention to my daughter. Maybe she was watching my reaction, maybe she wanted to talk, but I was not up to it. I thought about how to justify myself before Alevtina if ... Your soul, Ilyich, you are not thinking about that! After all, she was a child, such stress must have hurt her. Come on ...
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If someone in my youth had said that I would become an avid gardener, I would have laughed to my stomach. And here I am 46. I bury the bulbs of gladiolus in the ground. And already for the second time in a week.
“Damn you to get busy with flower growing! Few fruit-berries? Yes, okay, do not grumble, Lev Ilyich, think about your women. How they love flowers! Give shameless guests a fresh bouquet for the day of knowledge "
“My women” - wife Alevtina Olegovna and mistress Olga Ivanovna. Both teachers in high school number 5 ...
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“Damn you to get busy with flower growing! Few fruit-berries? Yes, okay, do not grumble, Lev Ilyich, think about your women. How they love flowers! Give shameless guests a fresh bouquet for the day of knowledge "
“My women” - wife Alevtina Olegovna and mistress Olga Ivanovna. Both teachers in high school number 5 ...
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The story is based on real facts. Connoisseurs will even guess in which city the story took place.
The curse imposed by her husband, a drug addict, whom Gulya pushed out of her tenement, had been in her seventh year.
If before marriage and four years of married life a woman was treated kindly by men's views on her attractive contours of femininity, then after the words: “But who will look at you an idiot? Who will covet on the ear? No longer will men wish for you. To you until the end ...
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The curse imposed by her husband, a drug addict, whom Gulya pushed out of her tenement, had been in her seventh year.
If before marriage and four years of married life a woman was treated kindly by men's views on her attractive contours of femininity, then after the words: “But who will look at you an idiot? Who will covet on the ear? No longer will men wish for you. To you until the end ...
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My gloomy mood disappears immediately after the appearance of the first buyer.
This is my old acquaintance. The acquaintance between us took place a year ago, when, picking up vegetables from a cardboard box, he put in a bag a rotten product, which the owner of the vegetable department in the store put in the box. - This is a bad vegetable. Your spouse curses.- I said in a whisper, because the owner of the department was nearby. - Thanks, girl. Indeed, my ... would have reprimanded. You are an honest person ...
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This is my old acquaintance. The acquaintance between us took place a year ago, when, picking up vegetables from a cardboard box, he put in a bag a rotten product, which the owner of the vegetable department in the store put in the box. - This is a bad vegetable. Your spouse curses.- I said in a whisper, because the owner of the department was nearby. - Thanks, girl. Indeed, my ... would have reprimanded. You are an honest person ...
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- And what, they really can fuck without a condom? - I said quietly.
At the very last moment, when Vasily and I took a shower, we sat in the bathrobes in the closed kitchen, and the women he brought were undressing before we washed out and get down to the work we had planned. One in the bedroom, the second - in the living room. “Of course,” my friend nodded. - I specifically picked up such. In rubber, I can fuck a whore. And then all the gusto is in contact ...
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At the very last moment, when Vasily and I took a shower, we sat in the bathrobes in the closed kitchen, and the women he brought were undressing before we washed out and get down to the work we had planned. One in the bedroom, the second - in the living room. “Of course,” my friend nodded. - I specifically picked up such. In rubber, I can fuck a whore. And then all the gusto is in contact ...
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- What? I did not hear ... - said Kuzmin and got out from under the hood.
Not from the desire to talk; on the contrary, he would like to send anyone to any place where sending to him always facilitates his own adversities.
He just broke his back; she was ill for a long time, and it already seemed that you could give ten years of life for the opportunity to straighten the spine for a minute. And generally speaking...
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Not from the desire to talk; on the contrary, he would like to send anyone to any place where sending to him always facilitates his own adversities.
He just broke his back; she was ill for a long time, and it already seemed that you could give ten years of life for the opportunity to straighten the spine for a minute. And generally speaking...
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