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Ale, Ale ... Find an urgent husband. - Well, why urgent? From what? - Firstly, I used to sleep with a man!
And that would take me to the movies!
Are you aged? Or can be younger? - I do not care that the main thing - a brunette!
Desirable with a spiky mustache,
And at least in something, but still dressed.
And the neighbor who sent the devil!
In some shorts and number on the chest.
He drank tea, partitioned her in ecstasy,
And on the "ring" somewhere they ran ...
Well, yes, an athlete, a marathon runner.
She is...
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And that would take me to the movies!
Are you aged? Or can be younger? - I do not care that the main thing - a brunette!
Desirable with a spiky mustache,
And at least in something, but still dressed.
And the neighbor who sent the devil!
In some shorts and number on the chest.
He drank tea, partitioned her in ecstasy,
And on the "ring" somewhere they ran ...
Well, yes, an athlete, a marathon runner.
She is...
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Recently washed steps slid, as if smeared with petroleum jelly. And here is Vaseline, Vaseline is everywhere. I swore to myself. And why only obeyed my mother. She believed that being a urologist was beneficial and prestigious. It is easier with men. It may be prestigious: in the local clinic to my office the largest queue. Most of the representatives of the stronger sex. But what about profitability, I would not say. Fingers in Vaseline are not fingers in gold. In this sense, the profession of a urologist does not compare with ...
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The big man Grisha, recovering a little after a sudden attack, looked incredulously around himself. His mind did not believe that the danger of death had already passed. Wide palms, resembling a shovel, clutched with a dead grip to a wooden handle split by a poker with a powerful ax blow. “So, hands, legs are intact, the head also seems to have not got me this petty little gad! “- flashed in his head.
Grisha was stifling in the intoxicating scent of birch brooms, and he jumped from a high ...
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Grisha was stifling in the intoxicating scent of birch brooms, and he jumped from a high ...
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In the life of a prostitute, there is enough of a different unpleasant, but happy cases also happen. I recall several incidents and coincidences that are almost suitable for a joke. The first of these cases generally repeats the anecdote.
At that time I was still studying at the university, but I already moved out of the hostel, rented a flat with my friend, and spent more time on fucking than on studying. Two men ordered me for the whole night. One, his name was Kolya, I knew well, I served him several times, but his friend did not. Kohl recently got divorced and ...
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At that time I was still studying at the university, but I already moved out of the hostel, rented a flat with my friend, and spent more time on fucking than on studying. Two men ordered me for the whole night. One, his name was Kolya, I knew well, I served him several times, but his friend did not. Kohl recently got divorced and ...
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Two days after the memorable meeting in the city hall, Otto Hingard went to visit his friend Fabio Mascanni. The Italian had been living in Wadenburg for 25 years and was the owner of a very good, well-maintained hotel. Together with his family, he lived in the left wing of the building, and the central part and the entire right wing were allocated to hotel rooms. In addition, two cafes adjoined the hotel directly: winter and summer, also owned by Fabio.
The burgomaster came to ...
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The burgomaster came to ...
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I, in fact, in life, a funny person. Humor from me rushing straight stream, in a figurative and literal sense. My fun brings so much difficulty for me, the whole story is enough. But you can probably describe the amenities for the whole novel. Here it is, in short, and I will.
And my drawback is the following - I, from childhood, love to let bubbles, that is, what cultural people call to scare, and such strong proletarians, like me, are simply called, to grow fierce. As my utility ...
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And my drawback is the following - I, from childhood, love to let bubbles, that is, what cultural people call to scare, and such strong proletarians, like me, are simply called, to grow fierce. As my utility ...
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In spite of the fact that my friends saw a heightened danger in me, they did not stop inviting me to "beer". And now, on the weekend, we gather in our pub, where we had more than one year of rest. After the fifth glass was not even bad at all. Prank jokes, I remembered a ridiculous joke and my friends gaggled for a long time over my sharpness, which attracted the attention of a more sedate public. We began to make comments and even shame. One of my friends, Grisha, looking suspiciously at others, good-naturedly, but confidently ...
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The next morning, Oktyabrina, remembering the night events that took place in the bathhouse, decided that it was not very nice to arrive in relation to Fedka. It was insulting to her to lose such a promising boyfriend, especially since he can start a rumor around the village about her adventures. And after that you won’t get rid of dirty gossip, but you won’t find a person with such a reputation as a groom during the day. In short, you have to go to the world. And how to put up? Some ladies believe that the way to a man’s heart lies through his stomach, but our heroine knew for sure ...
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Artyom looked with pleasure and with hidden pride at his new tatuha on his right forearm, which turned bright with bright colors, depicting an interlacing, like two Eight serpents gothic painted the figure 88 on Artem’s body. . He was a sincere, convinced, honest neo-Nazi who firmly believed in two things: the fact that he is an Aryan and his race is the coolest, the second is that all other people of other nationalities are not people, but also ...
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I remember being a lieutenant, I received the first assignment from my boss.
“And to you, lieutenant, check the observance of the fire and explosion safety rules on the economic pier,” he ordered.
- And on the ships? - I asked a naive question.
“And to them too,” was the answer.
Having received a certificate of verification at the headquarters, inspired by the confidence of the authorities and endowed with such high authority, I immediately hurried to execute the order.
At the pier, except for one ship, there were no other boats, but ...
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“And to you, lieutenant, check the observance of the fire and explosion safety rules on the economic pier,” he ordered.
- And on the ships? - I asked a naive question.
“And to them too,” was the answer.
Having received a certificate of verification at the headquarters, inspired by the confidence of the authorities and endowed with such high authority, I immediately hurried to execute the order.
At the pier, except for one ship, there were no other boats, but ...
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