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Looking through the old yellowed photos of my youth, I suddenly saw this photo. Tina Sidorenko, our neighbor, so cute, fiery just, the energy from her and splatters. But the photo of our RMM - mechanical repair shop. And suddenly the memories of youth just flooded with me ... My friend Mishka and I had just finished our technical school and went to the sea for a week. Then we agreed to meet and go with our two friends again. But I did not succeed ...
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“I would like a holiday, courage, extravaganza, men with big dicks and a box of tequila,” Nonka was telling her friend Natasha, shaking the ashes from a cigarette into a glass ashtray.
At the same time her bosom walked with a shake, her eyes burned with a red flame, like a gin with stupefaction, and sneakers with feathers, either of chicken, or of a turkey boy, rocked nervously at the end of a slender and silk leg from depilation. - Look at yourself, or at me. Ours with you is the eternal role of elderly chicks. This is karma ...
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At the same time her bosom walked with a shake, her eyes burned with a red flame, like a gin with stupefaction, and sneakers with feathers, either of chicken, or of a turkey boy, rocked nervously at the end of a slender and silk leg from depilation. - Look at yourself, or at me. Ours with you is the eternal role of elderly chicks. This is karma ...
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In a short white dress on thin strings, a girl (her name is Apricot Flower, and you thought how?) Opens the door to her house among red roses, pressing a package from the supermarket to her small chest. In the kitchen (in this kitchen, no one has ever brewed even tea, but the astute viewer already knows what the kitchen really is for) Apricot Flower takes out a bunch of ripe bananas from a paper bag. (Bananas are a symbol, a brilliant find of the screenwriter). Close up: drain hole ...
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The bright midday sun illuminated the temple of Myelin. The rays of the sun ran through the backyard with the garden of the goddess of virtue, consisting of abundantly overgrown beds with potatoes, cabbage and other cultivated plants. From the front facade, bright hats of flowers glittered, gleaming with drops of water from the caring watering of the nuns. At the entrance to the palace of the goddess, the sun's rays warmed two white female statues sitting on their knees and offering the traveler a bowl with a healing drink. Climbing high ...
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The story I want to tell happened in the first half of the 90s. At that time I worked as an endoscopist gastroenterologist in my native village, where I returned after working for several years in one seaside town (I wrote about it in the “forced enema” section. We had a mixed-type hospital, there were both new buildings and buildings before the military construction. In one of these houses, and we had a KIZ (office of infectious diseases). Previously, he was in the clinic, but after ...
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On Wednesday, I took a day off, I wanted to sleep, a lot of evening time and energy was taken away from the control tasks of our institute. Yes, home study is not sugar.After a good night's sleep, I after lunch brought a notebook with the control work on the history of the CPSU to my friend Kolya. He was at work, opened his mommy. I put a notebook on his desk, asked her about whether she would be on Friday, and she understood in her own way, literally dragging me into the bedroom. Apparently thought. that I greatly missed her ...
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In the evening, in the library of a provincial town, the door opened, creaking. Aunt Masha, the cleaning lady, entered the room. She put a wet cloth on a mop, wiped the floor and slowly walked away. There was a rattle of a key in the door lock. After a moment, shuffling sounds were heard. And as soon as the steps subsided, a girlish voice rang out in the silence of the library. - Phew, gone. Come on, tell me, ”Cinderella said impatiently. - Okay...
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That's strange - time passed, many memories are erased from memory, but this episode, a little funny, was clearly imprinted ... I remember it to the smallest details ... It was a bit strange, but so cool and so unexpected ...
... Sometimes, when during the lectures I strongly press into the toilet (there’s nothing for an idiot, that is, I hang out in the morning with beer), then you will ask to go out and go ahead - to fly to the saving abode. But this time I was crushed right at the entrance to the audience, and I, sharply turning ...
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... Sometimes, when during the lectures I strongly press into the toilet (there’s nothing for an idiot, that is, I hang out in the morning with beer), then you will ask to go out and go ahead - to fly to the saving abode. But this time I was crushed right at the entrance to the audience, and I, sharply turning ...
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