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My friend Pashka somehow slightly dislocated his leg, and now he has been walking with a wand for a week now. One day he came to our house and suggested that my wife and I go to his country house tomorrow. Three years ago, he brought two hundred bushes of excellent strawberries from the Crimea and this year there was just an incredible harvest. And his leg still aches a bit, and his wife, the lovely Tatiana, recently had an abortion, but not quite successfully, she was in the hospital for three weeks and now she is on sick leave.
Well, well, that our age, we are 30 years old - ...
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Somehow, being in a completely different mood, my simply wonderful friend and I watched a very funny video on U-Tubu. A thief with a stocking on her head climbed into the apartment and was fascinated by looking at the jewelry box. And then the owner of the apartment woke up, sleeping on the bed, a hefty Negro woman, pardon, wild pardon — an African American, but with such an unusually large breast, between 9 and 10 bra numbers. She wanted a thief to hit him on the head with a statuette, then apparently he wanted ...
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Whatever you may say, but fifth-year students are a completely different version of student life. They will be given a session, as they say - anyway, especially if the student is sober and shaved at the winter session. But the girls - to the limit filled with spirits and, which is especially desirable for the fly students from the teaching staff, in extremely short skirts. The problem is almost the same - on time to come to the exams! So we all were going to celebrate the New Year, being quite upbeat ...
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Baba Nadia had sagging boobs. Once she woke up, and her cat has already managed to tag sneakers. But on this series of failures was just beginning, since going out into the street she was missing a single goose. Her large cans telepalsy, as she basically did not wear a lyphone. Suddenly from a distance she noticed an approaching car. When she stopped at her gate, some pi3dyukas came out of her and asked to call her grandson. Baba Nadia entered her grandson’s room and was stunned, he was watching porn ...
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Our parents are our children for them all the time and they make the decisions themselves. And so it happened to me! The parents made the decision, and I had to go dry, but to agree - they decided to move to Zaporizhia, exchanging apartments. Like, I was born there, my hometown, there is the same institute, I will not need to live in a hostel. But, most importantly, my grandmother left them her house by will. Very good, by the way, even though he is “a hundred years old at lunch.” Red brick, three rooms, huge kitchen ...
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Now there are many sites where guys and girls can agree on what to fuck together, there are those on which gays and lesbians can do it. Last to be very fashionable, because for them now all the expanses: rewriting fairy tales where the prince leaves the princess and stays with another prince, food with low cholesterol content is released (now many readers will resent and say that they are saving themselves from a heart attack, but ironically cholesterol is responsible for sex ...
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I first met Mrs. Sophie at the Theme Party in honor of the New Year. She performed in the program with a demonstrative flogging. But it was not the spanking itself that made her pay attention to her, but the emotions that emanated from her. It was clear that she was getting a real buzz from what was happening, her gaze — at the same time focused on the process and directed somewhere deep into herself — struck me. From this moment I dreamed of only one thing - to become her slave.
After 2 months my ...
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On January 3, Viktor and I went to the winter session - we are both part-time students. On the way, he, apparently still in captivity of impressions, told me this slightly funny story, at the same time showing pictures of the group with which he traveled to Dnepropetrovsk ... In mid-December, he entered the city trade administration. I handed them booklets and at the same time told me that the Battle for the Dnieper diorama had opened in Dnepropetrovsk, of course it was dedicated to “dear Leonid Ilyich”. Well, on New Year's Eve there will be at the same time ...
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Prologue
All girls are divided into bitches, sluts and pupae. The bitches find one guy for themselves and are faithful to him, whores are ready with anyone just to get their (money, car, apartment) pupae do not understand what they are doing to them and why. Few of the girls call themselves pupae, even, probably, no one. Therefore, we will visually consider the example of three mini stories.
Night
A week after the wedding. My wife regularly gave herself vaginally and was not capricious at blowjobs, but I had more and more desire ...
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All girls are divided into bitches, sluts and pupae. The bitches find one guy for themselves and are faithful to him, whores are ready with anyone just to get their (money, car, apartment) pupae do not understand what they are doing to them and why. Few of the girls call themselves pupae, even, probably, no one. Therefore, we will visually consider the example of three mini stories.
Night
A week after the wedding. My wife regularly gave herself vaginally and was not capricious at blowjobs, but I had more and more desire ...
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