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28.07.
7.00 Bath.
- quick quick! - I screamed. - Krutysh wake up immediately I tell you.
Waking up from a dream, crazy sage looked at me with crazy eyes.
- Well, what are you looking at? Call on the cell ambulance. You do not see Krutysh ass broke.
- So it was true? I did not dream it. - ...
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7.00 Bath.
- quick quick! - I screamed. - Krutysh wake up immediately I tell you.
Waking up from a dream, crazy sage looked at me with crazy eyes.
- Well, what are you looking at? Call on the cell ambulance. You do not see Krutysh ass broke.
- So it was true? I did not dream it. - ...
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It was July 3, 2001. My friend has no one at home. We decided to have a drink with him. We wanted to invite more girls, but it didn't work out. Well, let's drink in two hari vodka ... We drank a bottle 0, 5l., Wanted more ... went to the pavilion ... turned to the vodars ... we look: the girl is sitting at the table ...
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Standing in the closet is not dead alive. And these freaks continue to hussar.
The wise man took out a bottle of vodka and two stacks. Spilled. Overthrown.
- Hear Mudyan and if this nipple refuses with two men at once?
- Fuck what? If he refuses, he will get a knee in the ass and fly out of the firm ...
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The wise man took out a bottle of vodka and two stacks. Spilled. Overthrown.
- Hear Mudyan and if this nipple refuses with two men at once?
- Fuck what? If he refuses, he will get a knee in the ass and fly out of the firm ...
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Yes, I am a secret. How did it happen. Very simple. After graduation
I did not find work for a long time went through the ads until I found a company that was looking for a secretary with an economic education. This company was suggested to me by a friend who worked there but went on maternity leave. Before...
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I did not find work for a long time went through the ads until I found a company that was looking for a secretary with an economic education. This company was suggested to me by a friend who worked there but went on maternity leave. Before...
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Nobody, well, just no one knows how I love it ... when she and I ... when we ... so, and so, and vice versa. There, there in Russia - I had only to look at her, and she blushed and was ready for anything. And here ... So what, what in Hebrew? Is it done here without a proclamation and on the right ...
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For the umpteenth time, a technical college student, Borya Kamushkin, woke up in a cozy bed on a warm summer morning and was tormented by the question: “Who would you have to finish?
The first thing that came to mind: cute fool Tanka Dudko. What a fright she ended up in a technical college ...
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The first thing that came to mind: cute fool Tanka Dudko. What a fright she ended up in a technical college ...
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Once the writers argued - which one of them is more.
- At Pushkin, they shout, - at Pushkin. Pushkin, show!
But Pushkin rested and did not show. They sent a messenger to the king with a complaint: "Pushkin does not want to show."
The king immediately began to write a decree:
"We, by the grace of God, the emperor and autocrat ...
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- At Pushkin, they shout, - at Pushkin. Pushkin, show!
But Pushkin rested and did not show. They sent a messenger to the king with a complaint: "Pushkin does not want to show."
The king immediately began to write a decree:
"We, by the grace of God, the emperor and autocrat ...
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The morning is foggy, the morning is damp. September 1 came again, and Zinochka crossed the threshold of her native school.Brilliant clean floors, smart children with bouquets of gladioli and dahlias, funny faces sunburned over the summer.
Like everyone else, Zinochka today was cheerful and smart. She was new ...
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Like everyone else, Zinochka today was cheerful and smart. She was new ...
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