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The ship was presented to the medicine for obtaining the ship's sanitary certificate. The doctor has got, do not bring the Lord! Outwardly very impressive 30-year-old woman. Large such. With curvaceous shapes. Pretty pretty. But harmful and picky dope.
For more than two hours, an important heron walked around in a dazzling white coat, putting her nose into all the cracks. The chief mate was already in preinfarction state. Even I got it.
Now, imagine the picture. This snow queen is standing in the middle ...
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For more than two hours, an important heron walked around in a dazzling white coat, putting her nose into all the cracks. The chief mate was already in preinfarction state. Even I got it.
Now, imagine the picture. This snow queen is standing in the middle ...
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The collective meeting of the company has begun. Recently, things at the plant were not going well: there is little income, and there is nothing to raise the salaries of employees. The meeting was intended to find a way out of this intolerable situation. The director made a fiery speech ...
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“Great, fuck, just fine,” I said, sipping my tea outside and playing with the dog.
Just on this summer morning, I saw my new neighbors arrive, and as soon as the father of the family got out of the car, a girl's laughter immediately came from there. Surely babes, this is fucked up. Pretty women always suffer from delusions of grandeur, noisy, annoying and annoying creatures who think that having boobs and pussies automatically makes them princesses. Especially at the age of 16-25 years, when youth is storming ...
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Just on this summer morning, I saw my new neighbors arrive, and as soon as the father of the family got out of the car, a girl's laughter immediately came from there. Surely babes, this is fucked up. Pretty women always suffer from delusions of grandeur, noisy, annoying and annoying creatures who think that having boobs and pussies automatically makes them princesses. Especially at the age of 16-25 years, when youth is storming ...
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Peter Oldman had no luck. Globally. Specifically. With a personal life. Her (personal life), Peter was not at all.
He had a huge amount of land, a farm, sheep, a house, a tractor, a lawn mower and a population of breeding retrievers. And the wife was not. And he does not have one. Almost the entire male population of an Australian town of eight thousand souls suffered from radical angst for female affection.
We had to do something about it. And urgently, for the milkman Mike has hinted a couple of times that women are dead ends ...
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He had a huge amount of land, a farm, sheep, a house, a tractor, a lawn mower and a population of breeding retrievers. And the wife was not. And he does not have one. Almost the entire male population of an Australian town of eight thousand souls suffered from radical angst for female affection.
We had to do something about it. And urgently, for the milkman Mike has hinted a couple of times that women are dead ends ...
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Brain: - Opanki! Look, what a chick!
Member (phlegmatic): - Where?
Brain: - Yes, there, out!
Member (sluggish): - And ... Yes ... Nitsche so.
Brain (indignant): - What do you mean, "Nitsche so?" Yes, you see what boobs! A swell ass, so delicious ... Urgent need to glue!
Member: - Go ahead, glue! Just not as in ...
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Member (phlegmatic): - Where?
Brain: - Yes, there, out!
Member (sluggish): - And ... Yes ... Nitsche so.
Brain (indignant): - What do you mean, "Nitsche so?" Yes, you see what boobs! A swell ass, so delicious ... Urgent need to glue!
Member: - Go ahead, glue! Just not as in ...
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Artem Ivanovich sat in front of the flickering screen of the monitor and watched porn. One of his hands firmly held knotty dick, the second cup of cooled tea. At the moment of the apogee, when the hulks of Artemy were ready to pour out lumps of burning sperm, the doorbell sounded with a trill.Choking on a sour slice of lemon, shoving a rampaged dick into the workout, Artem Ivanovich hurried to open the door.
On the threshold stood two men in a gray uniform, and waving their IDs in front of their nose, they introduced themselves: - Major Kasatonov and ...
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On the threshold stood two men in a gray uniform, and waving their IDs in front of their nose, they introduced themselves: - Major Kasatonov and ...
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Yes ... I imagine this for myself already: ... A warm May day ... On a broken dusty road, a couple hobble. They come to the sidewalk, he is healthy with the sidewalk and they pass on.
A warm windmill raises dusty coats and wears them between garages ... They come up to the gas, on which ...
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A warm windmill raises dusty coats and wears them between garages ... They come up to the gas, on which ...
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I love thunderstorms in early May ... and more trains. The plane is too dynamic, fussing or something? And the train is the very thing, something temporary, the wrong side of the space on the way from point A to point B. Hyper transition, as the science fiction writers used to write at the time of my youth) You can get to know the passengers, watch ...
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