The collective meeting of the company has begun. Recently, things at the plant were not going well: there is little income, and there is nothing to raise the salaries of employees. The meeting was intended to find a way out of this intolerable situation. The director gave a fiery speech:

- Ladies and Gentlemen! Our position is currently dick ..., bad, to put it mildly, and if we do not soon find new ways to move forward, there will be a full magnus ..., paragraph, I would like to say. If the production departments provide some kind of income, then the accounting department is a ballast, some expenses are with it, and the staff is awesome ..., bl ..., that is, big. I have a specific proposal: from the accounting officers to organize a new team, which, in combination, along with the main work, will provide the public with a service such as eb ..., that is, sex. By the way, it is spring now, a sliver climbs on a sliver. We will not pull the rubber in the backlash, tomorrow and begin. By the way, rubber should also be taken care of in connection with our alternative career guidance.

Accountants made noise:

- Ugh! How can this be?

- Sex? That's disgusting! Yes, even in a romantic time like spring! But what about walks under the moon and sighs on the bench?

- Ladies! Quiet! There will be sighs, and even screams, just not on the bench, but on the beds! I continue to expound. So, the name for the board ..., that is, for the new mm -m, enterprise, I offer to choose from: OOO “Frisky Breasts”, OJSC “Naughty butts” or the company “Wet pussies”.

- Is that “Wet Cats” or something?

- No, Mar Ivanna, pussies in certain circles, even close to the intelligentsia, call what is in women mm -m, between the thighs.

Shestipudovaya Mary Ivanna burst out laughing on a chair:

- I will cover my cat with my pussy with ears and tail! Do you want to show your mana ## schu?

The director hastily refused:

- No, no, don't! Clients craving for sex services, people are diverse, someone wants a young, small, standing and tender breast, and someone, excuse me, hanging udder.

- San Sanych! You do not touch me for the udder!

- Sorry again, Marie Ivanna, this is me for example.

- No hu # yourself examples, go with them to magnus ##!

- Can I ask you a question? And what will the payment be?

- Here, Zinochka, thanks for the question! This is the most important thing! I made the necessary calculations, look.

- Ltd! Hoo th! Wow!

- Yes, fuck ..., that is, sex will bring us the necessary income. Moreover, we will take mass. Students, pensioners and police - discounts, traditional sex - cheaper gangbang, BDSM, there are all sorts of perversions - more.

Mar Ivanna again swayed:

- Yes, what kind of BDSM and perversions! From me, these perverts will not leave alive, fucking! Lick force! And not only a cat, damn you, abyss, pussy, but also an ass!

The director sighed convulsively, presenting the savage torture of sado-masochists and brutal accountants perverts.

Zina objected:

- Do not tell Mary Ivanna! My best friend, too, undertook to earn money by having sex on the phone, so her one maniac during eb ..., a session, that is, a brick in magnus ..., into this THING PIECE I almost raped! Only the security staff pumped out, mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration, brandy, and then again in the mouth, but I forgot what it was. She was shocked for a whole week, although the brick was virtual!

- Yes, I’m shoving this brick in the ass, but not a virtual one, but a real, silicate brick!

The director interrupted the disputants:

- Ladies! We never get to the point. I propose to put the question to the vote. Who is for organizing a sex service in bookkeeping? Please raise the manda ..., ugh, well, of course, not mandates, but hands. So, five. Please lower: Against? No one. Abstained? Two. A majority vote is taken. Determine the name. Well, what, "Frisky Breasts", "Playful ass" or "Wet pussy"?

Vika, one of the young and early bookkeepers, made a proposal:

- San Sanych, better let the agency "Shameless sponges."

Mar Ivanna was delighted:

- Right! Sponges! We each have a lot of sponge, and, finally, it is more feminine. Everything is better than pussy or ass.

All supported:

- Yes, good.

Director summed up:

- Tomorrow we begin. Now Vika on the computer will print a dozen of three ads, take everything and paste it on the way home. When they call our phones, immediately introduce yourself as “Shameless lips”. If they say that they did not get there, then hang up the phone, and on the second call, introduce yourself to a furniture factory. At first, I think, there will be overlays, but gradually we will figure it out. For carrying out eb ..., that is, public service sessions, the administration allocates seven rooms on the second floor. Since we have a furniture factory, there will be no problems with beds. They will be placed immediately. The security will connect to pacify violent customers. Medical center we have just in case. Now the chief accountant, Abram Semyonitch, will give you workwear. From this day you are all girls. That's all, Mand ..., that is, Amen, I wanted to say. May the time of love bring us luck - spring!

Announcements that evening were posted. The next day, calls began. The first tube picked up Mary Ivanna.

- Alla? Listen to you.

- Agency "Shameless sponges"?

- I listen to you, cat.

- Do you need a "roof"?

- What is the roof? Do you have a "roof", baby? Come quickly, naughty, Mommy will take your pants off and massage your pink ass!

- I will come now and personally I will go with your pants, you fool! When your business "roof" is needed. You will unfasten the "Gray" monthly ton of bucks! My man will come for the attendants every first Wednesday of the month. Pokedova!

Oshalevshaya Mary Ivanna long recovered from a conversation with the "Gray". At this time, the phone rang again. Zina managed to reach the tube first.

- Allo-u? "Shameless lips" are waiting for you!

- E-my! What other sponges? Can you talk to Abram Semyonich?

Zina started babbling, turning to the chief accountant:

- Abram Semyonitch, this is you. Likely, customers of furniture. I called "Shameless ..."

“Okay, let's fight it off.” Hello?

- Abram, what have you got there? What are these sponges? Are you a pimp working now? I fucking stop the contract with you, if this goddamnedness does not stop.

- Sergey Ivanovich, calm down. We are still furniture makers, but are developing adjacent areas. So to say, we will have a multidisciplinary plant.

- E ## I wanted your multi-profile! I call tomorrow, if this will not stop, if I find out that you keep prostitutes, write the protocol of disagreements, break the contract! Everything!

There were short beeps. The chief accountant dejectedly scratched his head.

- Yes. With such commerce on x ... all previous customers will lose, and not what you will get new ones.

And again the call. The tube took Vika.

- Hello?

- This is "Lustful Lips"? In the mouth take? Wait nipples! We go to your team in five people, representatives of the municipality want debauchery.

With difficulty having repulsed themselves from the representatives of the local authorities, who wanted to have fun for free, by the end of the working day the accounting team fell into a trance. A short meeting was again organized, at which it was unanimously decided that it would be better to rent the plant’s area as much as possible than to engage in a dubious and unsafe business. The director wanted to announce that the meeting was over, as Vika took the floor.

- Yes, with a new business, we lost. But finally, let's be delayed in full. The rooms are ready, and you bought us such clothes, men, I bought this one in the morning, I could barely hold myself back.

She undid her with lightning speed and threw off the dressing gown, remaining in leather shorts with cuts, opening access to the most secret, and in a bra with holes for nipples. Grabbing Abram Semyonitch by the hand, she drew him into one of the "service" rooms. Zina took off her skirt and stayed in one topic. She rushed after the sweet couple.Glavbukh, Zine and Vike had a threesome. Marie Ivanna, too, was exposed, left in black lace shorts and a lace bra, who had difficulty restraining the rampage of her vast body. She roughly grabbed the director, who had become cold from the oncoming thriller director, and dragged him along with her, although he rested.

- You are mine, San Sanych. Position 69. I am on top!

Upon hearing this, the director fluttered and hid from fright, remembering the promises of an accountant to brutally crack down on sado-masochists and perverts. Of course, he was not a pervert, but the whole immense rage of the large-sized Mary Ivanna now threatened to turn against the boss. The director even groaned, whining, but Marin Ivanna’s powerful hands squeezed the victim tightly. Soon, because of the door, which they entered, there were deaf cries and prayers for the mercy of San Sanych and the triumphant cries of Mar Ivanna, orgasm on the subdued director. The remaining two "girls" enticed the guards. Soon from the four rooms came only moans and cries, screams of love.

So ingloriously, not having time to begin work, the agency Shameless Sponges ceased to exist. Maybe, if they called themselves “Naughty butts,” and the business would be more successful? Or maybe it is not necessary to associate commercial ventures with such a romantic time as Spring? Although who knows. Perhaps employees and employees of the furniture factory who participated in the orgy, which marks the end of Shameless Sponges, still remember with pleasure the love fights and dream of their repetition. Maybe, although the director is unlikely to agree with them.