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And it was like that. One day, on a typical college day, after some sort of a scoring, a crowd of cleaners gathered at the hut, which is all the same, what to celebrate would be just something to catch up with. In general, the usual drunkenness, accompanied by a viewing of telephones and stories about the eternal ...
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The grandfather and the grandmother of youth decided to remember, for a long time they did not try each other, but the trouble was forgotten as ...!
- Go grandfather, look in the barn like a bull with a cow doing it - says grandma.
The grandfather comes in and the barn is dark, the bull in one corner, the cow in the other.
- Mooooo - bull
- Muh-oh-oh ...
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- Go grandfather, look in the barn like a bull with a cow doing it - says grandma.
The grandfather comes in and the barn is dark, the bull in one corner, the cow in the other.
- Mooooo - bull
- Muh-oh-oh ...
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The sun has disappeared over the horizon, the pink haze cast on romantic thoughts, but Stepan Rzhevsky stubbornly resisted the mood of love. The fact is that Stepushka was extremely rudely rejected by the local beauty Natasha. Everything was as follows: he invited Natalia to float the bones in the bathhouse, covered, as the table in the Prybannik befits, vodka, bacon and garlic, hung brooms and began to wait for the royal. - Well, Stepka, gave the heat? I love hotter bathhouse! - instead of ...
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“So what brought you to me, Mr. and Mrs. Benson?” - You understand, our daughter Jessica recently turned 18 years old. This is a wonderful, sweet, kind, responsive child! But it is already time for her to start taking interest in boys, and she is still being shy, she does not go to parties, we even think that she has never kissed! And the point here is clearly not in appearance, she’s pretty pretty, all in my wife, Stephanie ... The problem is that she’s very homely and shy - even college ...
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Before the mirror, once,
I bent over with cancer
and first ever ass
I saw myself in it.
Smiling reflection
spun in front of him
and thought, admiring
bright way to their:
I am beautiful, no doubt
lunolika and sweet,
my skin, as in childhood,
dazzling white.
Buttocks, like a peach,
appetizing and tender
why are they in life
vegetation in shorts should?
Why hide me
what is shame in me?
Face looks older
me almost doubly.
I am prettier and younger
not a single wrinkle ...
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I bent over with cancer
and first ever ass
I saw myself in it.
Smiling reflection
spun in front of him
and thought, admiring
bright way to their:
I am beautiful, no doubt
lunolika and sweet,
my skin, as in childhood,
dazzling white.
Buttocks, like a peach,
appetizing and tender
why are they in life
vegetation in shorts should?
Why hide me
what is shame in me?
Face looks older
me almost doubly.
I am prettier and younger
not a single wrinkle ...
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Part I "X ..."
Like Jean and Gabin
H ... right up to the knee.
Gabin, Jean - French film actor 30-70 years.
Like Brynner Yule
H ... longer than the leg of the chair.
Brynner, Yul - American actor ("The Magnificent Seven").
Like Igor Wernicke
H ... like a Copernican telescope.
Wernick, Igor ...
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Like Jean and Gabin
H ... right up to the knee.
Gabin, Jean - French film actor 30-70 years.
Like Brynner Yule
H ... longer than the leg of the chair.
Brynner, Yul - American actor ("The Magnificent Seven").
Like Igor Wernicke
H ... like a Copernican telescope.
Wernick, Igor ...
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Masha turned to the window, covered her face with her hands and seemed to cry.Pasha did not lose his head, deftly approached him from behind and drew back, stretched his arms into his trousers and shouted to the whole house: "AND WHY HE DOES ME, I'll CUT !!!"
Pasha's grandmother came in - she was always there, Pasha tried to pull out ...
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Pasha's grandmother came in - she was always there, Pasha tried to pull out ...
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Petya Kasatonov at the age of eighteen was somewhat intricate. It happens the same - a student, an excellent student and a complete asshole. However, no one suffered from Petit's stupidity, except for his penis. Having smoothly passed from the age of the pampers to the age of “sneakers”, Peter started in ...
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One frosty morning.
I remember that I was 9 years old, maybe ten ... I was in high school at the time, in ordinary secondary school, like millions of Soviet children ... since I was born in 1980, it was still in Soviet times. It was a frosty February day, at that time there were often real frosts, degrees under twenty or thirty, and it didn’t surprise anyone ... I went from school to my grandmother (God rest her soul), who lived nearby. The sun was shining brightly, frost ... I was walking in a tiger coat ... in ...
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I remember that I was 9 years old, maybe ten ... I was in high school at the time, in ordinary secondary school, like millions of Soviet children ... since I was born in 1980, it was still in Soviet times. It was a frosty February day, at that time there were often real frosts, degrees under twenty or thirty, and it didn’t surprise anyone ... I went from school to my grandmother (God rest her soul), who lived nearby. The sun was shining brightly, frost ... I was walking in a tiger coat ... in ...
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