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- This is an acquaintance, Aunt Lera from Ukraine, she will live with us for a couple of weeks, said my mother, when I returned from school, I ran into a fat aunt in the hallway. She came to the doctor, something there with nerves, while she lived with us, do you know how expensive it is to rent an apartment? - Taratorila mom. - A bed on her couch in your room, nowhere else, and she will look after you when you come back from school ...
So unexpectedly, an aunt appeared in our house, a laughable, Ukrainian chick with magnificent forms. Here ...
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So unexpectedly, an aunt appeared in our house, a laughable, Ukrainian chick with magnificent forms. Here ...
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Rubbing his eyes red from strain, Dima looked at his reflection in the mirror and was horrified. “It's time to tie up with the games!” - stated Dima. It was July outside, and all that was left for the graduates to do was to wait for news from the universities. Many people killed time on the street, some, like Dima, did not get out of the Internet, some worked on random vacancies. It was time to go to the center for business and to friends, so Dima sighed, rubbed his eyes and went to breakfast (technically, it was lunch, at two o'clock in the afternoon, but it did not matter). After eating, dressed, Dima locked the door of the house and mounted his faithful iron horse - a bicycle. How long, how short was our hero, but it was hot for sure. Arriving at the center,
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Is it again? Once again? Thousands, millions! Again and again they shove me into a tight, narrow, slippery hole! I do not want. How much can you have? I managed to grow up with this gimmick! As soon as he was puberty, he began to shove me wherever he went. At first, I was happy. Well, of course! New, unexplored! The noble mission of the discoverer: to acquaint an innocent little girl with the taste of adult life or, on the contrary, to give an experienced woman the unbridledness of young energy ...
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The commander of the company Ponkin, a plump, bald captain, loved to tell all sorts of stories from the lives of his subordinates and, I must admit, very entertaining.
The newly arrived young soldiers were wound up in a Leninist corner. Captain five minutes acquainted with the combat history of the ...
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The newly arrived young soldiers were wound up in a Leninist corner. Captain five minutes acquainted with the combat history of the ...
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The lesson of sex education made an indelible impression on Vova. Returning from school in some vague anxiety, he threw the satchel into a corner, leaned around the rooms and decided to relax a little. Having pulled a bottle of milk and butter from the refrigerator, Vova made himself a sandwich and ...
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Noon time. First aid station "First Cork Enterprise". Puffing locomotive brought half a bag of mail. Peter thought: “Drunken postman Pavel Potapych still loses mail!”. Ran holding the briefcase.
Petr Petrovich came running, trotting a half-bag of mail in front of the drunkard - postman Pavel, got a closer look - a letter to Colonel Peter personally, full of pleasant suggestions.
“Come,” wrote lovely Polina, “let's talk, dream, dance, walk, visit ...
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Petr Petrovich came running, trotting a half-bag of mail in front of the drunkard - postman Pavel, got a closer look - a letter to Colonel Peter personally, full of pleasant suggestions.
“Come,” wrote lovely Polina, “let's talk, dream, dance, walk, visit ...
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12 May
Today the bra burst in front in the place where the cups are sewn with each other. And at work, as luck would have it, he didn’t leave for a second. I had to take off my bra and in a translucent blouse shine to evil customers with her 4th size. When I came home my husband was silent, but made a disgruntled look. I understand that I am jealous. But I'm not guilty.
May 15
She went to work, I was stuck with the offers to meet some guy. As a result, I thrust the business card into my purse. When I came to work ...
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Today the bra burst in front in the place where the cups are sewn with each other. And at work, as luck would have it, he didn’t leave for a second. I had to take off my bra and in a translucent blouse shine to evil customers with her 4th size. When I came home my husband was silent, but made a disgruntled look. I understand that I am jealous. But I'm not guilty.
May 15
She went to work, I was stuck with the offers to meet some guy. As a result, I thrust the business card into my purse. When I came to work ...
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Characters:
Bura is a very unattractive girl; nickname derived from last name
Peter - the main character
Ivan (Ivanovich) - Petit's friend.
Better fuck a holster
Than bespectacled Buru. Petya licks at the Bora, swinging.
And pussy lends with both hands.
And Bura, grabbing him by the swing ...
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Bura is a very unattractive girl; nickname derived from last name
Peter - the main character
Ivan (Ivanovich) - Petit's friend.
Better fuck a holster
Than bespectacled Buru. Petya licks at the Bora, swinging.
And pussy lends with both hands.
And Bura, grabbing him by the swing ...
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In the morning, Andrew called: - Olchik! Sun! In the evening we go to M-skim. I'll pick you up at seven ...
His commanding tone was already beginning to enrage me. If a man gives a woman expensive gifts, it does not mean that he can manage her free time. Besides, if this man is only a couple of years younger than your biological father!
I remember that I did not go to the university that day. There were some other matters. Ran all day and returned home at half past seven. Dressing up and ...
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His commanding tone was already beginning to enrage me. If a man gives a woman expensive gifts, it does not mean that he can manage her free time. Besides, if this man is only a couple of years younger than your biological father!
I remember that I did not go to the university that day. There were some other matters. Ran all day and returned home at half past seven. Dressing up and ...
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