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I think I`m done with the sofa
I think I`m done with the hall
I think I`m done with the kitchen table, baby
"Outside" George Michael
/ humorous story with an erotic undertone in one part with a prologue and an epilogue /
PROLOGUE
Nikita walked slowly along the street, constantly throwing curious glances at others, who were ...
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I think I`m done with the hall
I think I`m done with the kitchen table, baby
"Outside" George Michael
/ humorous story with an erotic undertone in one part with a prologue and an epilogue /
PROLOGUE
Nikita walked slowly along the street, constantly throwing curious glances at others, who were ...
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Miss July (remake to Mr. Diablo opus, Summer 2003go # 4168)
I would like to tell you a story that happened to me and my friends in the summer of 2003. In July, my friends and I, Lyokha and Kolya, went to the wild lake to swim and sunbathe. We had a tradition with friends, every year, in ...
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I would like to tell you a story that happened to me and my friends in the summer of 2003. In July, my friends and I, Lyokha and Kolya, went to the wild lake to swim and sunbathe. We had a tradition with friends, every year, in ...
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Yevgeny Borisovich belonged to the stratum of intelligent Jews who, having crossed the globe in search of the promised land, nevertheless returned to the city that had created them and brought them to people. There are three apartments left, grandmother's dressers of mahogany, they are not transported by an easy way to overseas countries, and besides, all this is subject to a huge duty. Therefore, having bought a motorcycle, three bicycles, rollers and a uniform of a hockey player, he began to get used to the dictatorship, and to some extent, having a profession ...
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- Leonid Vasilievich, will they immediately give us money in the port?
- That is unlikely. A couple of days will have to wait. Why do you need this?
- I want to go to the bride.
- Wow! When to get it?
Native Baltic. As they say, already their waters. We will be home soon. The ship is on autopilot. Here, with nothing to do, the officer and talks to the watch sailor. Senior assistant - seasoned sea wolf, overgrown with shells to the very top. And, the sailor is a completely yellow-haired boy. Sitting in his captain's chair ...
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- That is unlikely. A couple of days will have to wait. Why do you need this?
- I want to go to the bride.
- Wow! When to get it?
Native Baltic. As they say, already their waters. We will be home soon. The ship is on autopilot. Here, with nothing to do, the officer and talks to the watch sailor. Senior assistant - seasoned sea wolf, overgrown with shells to the very top. And, the sailor is a completely yellow-haired boy. Sitting in his captain's chair ...
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I first saw her at the casting. We did a beauty contest "Miss ALMA-MATER", and I was a member of the Organizing Committee. A lot of girls came to watch, but it was necessary to take no more than 15. As luck would have it, the day before I had a bad cold and instead of working on the contest I was lying in bed with ...
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I can not stand to ride the subway. Phobia is not called. Rather, the innocent caprice of a spoiled lady of the fair sex. Occasionally, I still ride, but not more often than necessary. On that day, for some reason, I did not want to go to the subway. I did not want, and that's it! Somewhere in an hour and a half before the end of the working day I decided to call one of my friends with an innocent request to pick me up in my car and take me home. It turned out that he was not in the city.The second had an urgent matter. After listening to his thousand ...
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I am a red cat Red. I live here. It's not boring here. Early morning. Summer. Communal for two families. A terrible noise. Two female legs up, a man holds them with his hands, while he stands on the floor and drags her back and forth over the raspberry armor-bed
And the little crying. He wants to write. I get up quietly and go quietly to the toilet. Parents, as I later learned, multiplied. I was indignant, is it really not enough two children?
I’ll be sure to sleep in the corridor, away from their snoring, sounds of an armor-clad bed and hungry ...
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And the little crying. He wants to write. I get up quietly and go quietly to the toilet. Parents, as I later learned, multiplied. I was indignant, is it really not enough two children?
I’ll be sure to sleep in the corridor, away from their snoring, sounds of an armor-clad bed and hungry ...
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I have been working as an electric train driver in the Moscow metro for several years. Many people think that the metro driver is just sitting in the cab and pulling the handle. We pull, yes, but mostly at home and something else. So what to do? People we are usually lonely. Think for yourself what kind of girl would stand if, for example, I leave for work early this morning, tomorrow - in the evening, the day after tomorrow I have a night shift and a day off for me - when she works. Although, with my salary, she can not work. Ay, girls, if that, it was such a thin hint, but oh well.
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