28.07.

7. 00 Bath.

- quick quick! - I screamed. - Krutysh wake up immediately I tell you.

Waking up from a dream, crazy sage looked at me with crazy eyes.

- Well, what are you looking at? Call on the cell ambulance. You do not see Krutysh ass broke.

- So it was true? I did not dream it. - the Wizard began to babble.

- Stop mumbling call an ambulance, do not see a person is now die from blood loss.

- Alice is good. I'll do everything. Hello fast? Send a brigade unconscious man, a large loss of blood, a wound in the anus. Banya Gruzinskaya, 26. Toka, I beg faster. I will pay as much as you say.

At this time I was trying to bring to life Krutysh. Beat on the cheeks, squirting cold water. Useless, lay like dead. Is he dead? A crazy thought flashed. What will happen to Leska then? Sorry for Lesia. But there is no Mr. Bazarov, he didn’t deserve to be engaged in any magic. Warlock homegrown. I got it.

After 5 minutes, the ambulance arrived. Mudyan stretched out three hundred bucks to a feldsher so that he would not ask too many questions and drive faster to the best hospital for the best doctor. At the same time added that the price will not stand.

12. 45 City Hospital. Department of proctology.

We sat down waiting for a doctor. Who are we? We are Lesya, Mudik and I. Others decided not to dedicate, and then Krutysh would immediately fall into the category of omitted if his business colleagues would have learned about the incident in the bath.

They only believe in baba in childhood. Finally a gray-haired handsome doctor came down to us. With a very nice beard and wearing glasses with gold-plated rim.

- Let me introduce myself Anus Prostatitovich Backstamps, head of the department - the doctor broke our silence.

- Very nice, Bazarova Lesbiyana Petrovna, the wife of your patient.

What about him? Answer honestly, why is he here?

- Well, you see, dear Lesbiyana Petrovna - the doctor began to be awkwardly embarrassed by the doctor - your husband’s problems with the rectum are softer.

- Gemmoroy something?

- No, not hemorrhoids, rupture of the rectum.

- Break? from what?

- Yes, opidorasili your hubby - gave voice Mudian - in the bath.

- You understand Leska, Mudik and I sat in a dressing-room and then turned off abruptly, it seemed like some kind of gas was let out. Woke up, and Krutik is covered in blood, with a torn ass. Well, we immediately called an ambulance, that's the story. - I joined the conversation.

- And the police reported ?! - Leska asked menacingly.

- You Che Les oak collapsed? Do you want your husband to be recorded in roosters? - strongly replied Mudian.

- Well, I understand everything. Doctor tell me how is he? - asked Les

- Yes, everything is fine. We'll write it out in a week.

- Well, thank God. Thank you doctor! We will not be in debt. True?

“True, true,” Mudik and I assented.

- Good. Just misunderstand me gentlemen, I do not take bribes.

- Well, what bribe doctor. Look at this as an aid to domestic medicine.

- Well, I do not have a gentleman, why engage in self-deception. Let's do this. I have long been professionally engaged in Japanese divination. So let me tell you. I have almost everything coming true. One session - one hundred bucks. Well agree?

- Of course, what are the problems, Anus, how are you there for the priest? - answered for all Mudik.

- Prostatitovich. Just warning divination is not quite normal.

- What is unusual? - Leska asked.

- Well, see if Lesbiyana Petrovna, I am wondering over the anus. I hope this does not shock you?

- ??? - we all have stretched faces.

- Understand the shape of the anus is unique for everyone; it bears the fate of a person. You must have heard such a Russian proverb as “I feel like an asshole,” so it’s not without meaning.

- Hear the doctor and maybe you will take three hundred from us, and you will note at your place that you seem to have wondered? - suggested Mudik.

- You see, gentlemen, I am a man of principle, I don’t just take money for anything. I understand you want to buy my silence, about what happened to your friend.So I designed it under a different name and personally treated it, so you have your own principles, I have my own. So do you agree?

“Okay, to hell with you, at the same time you will look at the prostate, for men over forty it seems to be necessary to do it.” - the chief has reconciled.

- For my husband, I agree, the more you are a doctor.

- Where is the chef, there I am.

- Well, that's nice. Let's go to the procedural. Throw only bathrobes and change your shoes.

13. 05 City Hospital. Department of proctology. Procedural.

The three of us are standing at the door of the treatment room. After a while, a cheerful voice is heard by the head of the department:

- Come one by one.

After a short meeting in the hallway, they send me as if they were the lowest in the ranks.

- Can? - I am shyly interested in a doctor. I always somehow feel insecure next to the doctors. I was afraid of them since childhood.

- Need to! - fun answers the doctor. “I felt the smell of easy money. Found another suckers. Of course, why shouldn't he have fun. ”- I think to myself.

- Undress dear to the waist.

- And why to the waist? You're kind of wondering on the ass?

- Yes, from the waist down. Want to completely undress. I will not mind. Look how beautiful you are.

- Doctor, you forget.

- So what's your name, magnify?

- And you determine by the anus. What is weak?

- weakly. I admit. So what's the name?

- Alice.

- Well, Alice, I see you're already undressed. Well bend down.

I bend over, the doctor is spreading my halves.

- Well well. Looks like a girl you had anal sex. So, do you like it?

- No, these two goats Mudik with Krutysh forced me.

- Well, do not worry. Krutysh has already been punished, and I will apply sounding and shunting of the anus to Mudik during divination.

- Thanks doctor, you are a real macho.

- Well, thanks Alisochka. So what we have there. So health is great. At work, all is well. Interesting meetings are coming. On the love front, what do we have here? And there will be a meeting with a corrupt young man, with a very corrupt one. Most likely a journalist.

- Oh, how interesting!

- That's all I wanted to tell you, mademoiselle. - Here, take the work - here I reached for my purse for money.

- Alice, what's the money? I like a real macho can not take money from the ladies. Especially to look at beautiful naked girls gives me pleasure. And it gives me even greater pleasure to perform a coitus with beautiful and dazzlingly beautiful girls, like you Alice.

Then he stroked my ass with one hand, and the other began to massage my clit. To say that I did not like it is to sin against the truth. I just flowed, and what to say the skilled hands of the doctor did their job. A moment later we were on the couch, and a member of the doctor gently entered my womb.

- Alisochka, my dear, beautiful: - in a fit of passion, she whispered the head of the department. What to say intelligent people even get fucked somehow intelligently. Two minutes later he finished on my stomach, and after apologizing wildly, wiped me with a towel. I got dressed and went out into the corridor.

- Well, how is Aliska? Che wondered this doctor? - asked Les.

- I will not say. Secret. Go and find out yourself ....