Dedicated to my virtual Tony's friend, and everyone who supported me in the days of oblivion.

So, so what with the fact that I pulled the plumber. I think it's great when you are fucked by such interesting and colorful personalities. Well, closer to the body. Oh poparim young bones! Outside there was an unusually sunny weather and everything disposed to rest, to the bathhouse so to the bathhouse. Where our not disappeared. Taking a taxi, I drove up to the bathhouse, next to it was some kind of teahouse, where drunken abreks were sitting and something excitedly gutari in its own way.

- Wai what a girl! Come to us kebab treat! - shouted one of them.

"Fuck you a black creature" - I thought.

- No thanks.

- pachem? You do not want to eat? Mozhet you want something else we will organize! - here they began to neigh.

Luckily, here a cool jeep drove up to me.

- What pester? - asked Krutysh.

- Yeah. Cattle niggers.

- Wait right now, I'll give them a light.

Krutysh went to steer with them, raspaltsovka all affairs. The beasts immediately fell asleep, they felt like the faces of the visiting nationality. Bought off 10 skewers with barbecue and 2 bottles of wine. Thus, ethnic conflict was settled. As they say Caucasians take care of the Jews, as soon as they kill Jews start beating you.

- Mudik did not come yet? - Quite a smiling Krutysh asked, removing a piece of meat from his skewer with his teeth.

- Yes, it seems no more.

- Let's go to the sauna.

- flooded.

So we go to the sauna, what a cool type. I haven't been in this place for a long time, in the sense that I usually wash more and more in the bathroom, and sometimes wash off, hehe. We went into the waiting room, Krutysch whistled the bath attendant to start. Just then Mudik flew in on his behe.

- Excuse my other for being late, traffic jams.

- Yes, nothing terrible Mudyan, everything is in order everything is fine, I take you with me to the dark pool with my head.

- Krutik you chewed it up to fucking, omen in our village such was. If a man began to sing for no reason at all, then he was usually pussied., The truth is that we often have a wave of each other for garbage. So once I go sober practically at that time I was 11 years old, there was still a little booze, so you would stop talking to the boys in the hayloft and on. Walking in the street is dark as in the ass, then a man comes up to me: “how can I get to Pidrila Zatrakhansky?” “And this is my dad” Better not sing, better not sing. Your soul is not unwilling, Eat very badly you tell me to let me. Oh, I sang that, as if I was ogreb today how to drink.

“C'mon Mudian, do not boil over, die before death.” Especially with us such a girl. Alice how much magic in this word. Today there will be a fairy tale Alice in the country of porn miracles or Alice in Zabalye. Haha

- Fuck, how funny, you are Krutysh in general dog fucking - I answer Krutiku.

- Listen to a lot of talking for the secretary. Did you smear your petroleum jelly with your ass?

- Why is that?

- That is how why, in the ass I'll fuck. And if you refuse, we will quickly put you and Mudyan on gera. Then you will give for the sake of the dose and in your ears. Clear nipple secretary?

- I see.

- Well, here and zashib. Take off your clothes

- now undress.

After that, I was bent on cancer and fucked in the ass. It's bad. Both fucked.

Then we went to the steam room. Sweat.

- Say Krutysh and you che turned on the ass. Maybe you and Mudyan in Afghanistan cleaned each other's pipes? - I asked when we sat down to drink beer after the bath.

- No, we had a strong male friendship, we had faggers of course and fucked them. You know, deserters on a diesel engine are being lowered. And then to us, we send them to a part of some people and fuck them.

- I did not fuck, I just piled in my mouth a couple of times, drunk - muttered Mudik.

- C'mon, I don’t remember how you “Natasha” in the setter was pulling? We had such a fag on duty there. He was not allowed to fight for another. With the women in the war napryazhenka.

- Well, why did Aliska dry it?Then the girl threw me, I won back on him.

- Come on, gentlemen, veterans - these are all the deeds of days gone by the old distant past. I like that on the drum that you are semi-pedic.

- Wait, someone for such a market ogrebet inadvertently - smiling said Krutik. - And probably our semi-lesbian. Then we all laughed.

Mudyan took a bottle of red wine and we all together started to drink and a snack at the niggers otshakalennym barbecue.

After we sat down nicely. Crush us all intrigued.

“Once upon a time — about 30 years ago — I rested in the Forest Fairy Tale pioneer camp. There I first became acquainted with occultism and magic. Next to our camp were the ruins of the Count's estate, destroyed and crushed after the revolution, and the count and countess were slaughtered by peasants, then they were buried somewhere but the bodies were not found. Since then, their restless souls rushed over the ruins of the estate. In general, we used stones from this manor to call spirits, house spirits and any evil spirits. They carried a great energy value. With the help of them we could go to astral. Counselors took stones from us, but we kept them carefully. By the way, I still have one left. With it, I invoke good luck in my deals. I took him with me, now we will call the brownie.

Then he pulled out of the bag a green stone and a pack of wax candles. Put a stone in the center of the waiting room overlaid with candles. Lit them.

And he began to slander.

- Four corners,

my domina and my brownie,

calling you

from doors, locks,

from four corners and brownie.

Who is calling you now?

he will take you.

Amen. Amen. Amen.

But something did not work for him.

Muddy and I laugh. Krutysh is angry, walking around the stone mumbles something under his breath, but everything is as before. Even felt sorry for him.

- Ёokarny Babai stop with this! - shouted Mudyan. (ёkarny babai-mischievous grandfather (tata))

Then there was a terrible rumble and a smell of sulfur, from which smoke was poured.

- Fucking - the shit boiler exploded! - the Wizard shouted heart-rendingly.

- No, this is not the boiler exploded, I came - said the old voice.

- Who is me? - asked Krutysh puzzled.

“The one your friend summoned.” Bend over Krutik will finish with you as ordered by Mudil.

- You b-b-babai eh? - stammered asked Krutik.

- Yes, it is I. Now you will know why you have an ass designed Ha ha ha - and burst into satanic laughter.

Here Krutysh got up on all fours, and Babai fell in behind. He was a member of about 30 cm in length and somewhere 6 cm wide. So I even felt sorry for him.

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! - There was a heart-rending cry of Krutysh. I lost consciousness. When I woke up, it turned out that I was lying on the floor in the waiting room. At first I thought that I had a dream. But looking to the left I saw the naked body of Krutysh. A torn anus and a bit of clotted blood were dumb evidence that it all really happened.