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Everyone in the house knows that I am light on the rise, so they constantly turn to me for any help. Well, and besides, I am a member of the board of our cooperative, so they ask for this sauce too. As my insidious and very sexy neighbor Nadya from 15 apartments jokes - “comrade member, sorry, board member, help me change the tap” Here is a mocking this Nadia! But what is she sexy - this is not to take away from her! So, of course, I changed the tap to her, but ... The tap is not immediately changed! Advance forward! Nadia...
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- Phaeton, get ready to fly to Fungov. In addition to me in the crew will be Ambassador Kverk and officer Anastasia. Your sensors can identify her with General Minach, but this will be a mistake. Save it in your database as Anastasia. - Got it.
Soon, Anastasia and Querk flew almost simultaneously to Phaeton. I saw the Querk shuttle for the first time. An interesting design solution. But, as Minah said, take every civilization without comparing with your stereotypes ...
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Soon, Anastasia and Querk flew almost simultaneously to Phaeton. I saw the Querk shuttle for the first time. An interesting design solution. But, as Minah said, take every civilization without comparing with your stereotypes ...
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I decided to put on a light and playful text again, so be prepared. This story does not pretend to any credibility, there is not a drop of truth or logical meaning. All as you like!
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Record 1 (start a new diary, the last drowned in the swamp, along with boots)
Already the fourth day I hunt for this damned dragon. The fourth day under the constant expectation of death or murder. Dratoran is a dragon who has not yet seen the light Royal Golden Lizard. I...
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Record 1 (start a new diary, the last drowned in the swamp, along with boots)
Already the fourth day I hunt for this damned dragon. The fourth day under the constant expectation of death or murder. Dratoran is a dragon who has not yet seen the light Royal Golden Lizard. I...
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A short woman without a desire to go to the doctor for examination. She did not like this office with a helicopter chair. But if it is necessary, it means it is necessary! Reluctantly opening the door of the gynecologist's office, the woman stopped, rooted to the spot. Directly in front of her in a white coat, a sporty-looking man sat with a short haircut and a charming smile. It was ... her favorite actor George Clooney. - George, is that you? “I,” the man calmly replied. - Is it true you? - True. - ABOUT...
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Night. Vova was lying on the bed. He put one hand under his head, his second drew a limp member. Empty eggs pleasantly acted a bit - they had a well-deserved weekend and Julia gave him great sex. A few minutes ago, he was cleaning her kisul tongue with his sperm, and now she was dozing beside on his stomach, nuzzling his shoulder. And Vova just lay thinking about his life. His mouth still felt the salty taste of his sperm and the sweet and sour discharge of Julia. It was hot. Batteries are scuffed like bad ...
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In a past life, Vova was a spender. He was aware of this, but he liked the image of a “golden boy” who could allow himself almost everything.When parents started a conversation for money, Vova strongly denied and argued that he spends no more than a typical teenager. Talk of Vovin spending usually ended in a scandal, but for all that, his father did not stop supplying his son with money. Expensive elite taxi, small gifts for girls, going to the cinema, cafes, restaurants - all this was ...
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Leisure languages stubbornly spread this story to all corners, like chickens spread their droppings if let them into the house. How much truth is in it, how much lies, how much lust, demanding satisfaction not fornication, so verbiage, - we do not know.
Anyway, once in the capital of one of the countless emirates, which once powerful Arab Caliphate fell apart, two distinguished guests arrived (there are notes in the palace chronicles). One of them is Mammul, the young prince ...
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Anyway, once in the capital of one of the countless emirates, which once powerful Arab Caliphate fell apart, two distinguished guests arrived (there are notes in the palace chronicles). One of them is Mammul, the young prince ...
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Oil lamps cast fancy shadows on visitors to the tavern. In the corner of the restaurant, the company of lizards was lively arguing, spitting viciously at his mouth, now pouring his throat with fair amounts of alcohol, as if trying to get more drunk and find new evidence of his innocence. Nearby, the elf is slowly tasting wine and the man looks at the noisy squabble of the neighbors with displeasure. Here the waitresses are scurrying around carrying drinks and food and flaunting such curvaceous forms that the visitors to the restaurant immediately start to get drunk should they ...
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Dear readers! In this story there is profanity. If it shocks you or if you don’t like it, and if you are not yet eighteen years old, then I ask you not to read this story, but to go on to read those that are permissible to you.
Before the jump, they tried again to contact the Earthmen’s flagship, but Violetta did not answer. Phaeton with Kronos jumped into three-dimensional space. To notice their appearance was impossible. Invisible Kronos covered not only herself, but also clinging to ...
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Before the jump, they tried again to contact the Earthmen’s flagship, but Violetta did not answer. Phaeton with Kronos jumped into three-dimensional space. To notice their appearance was impossible. Invisible Kronos covered not only herself, but also clinging to ...
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