Zina was walking with a walk.

Every day he walked around: from the entrance to the stop, from the stop to the Ribbon, from the Ribbon to the transition bridge across the road, from the bridge to the shopping center and back, the same way, and to the entrance.

It was a little more than four kilometers.

Zina understood that this was not enough. But he could not force himself to do two laps.

As soon as he returned to the entrance, the thought that today he would make two circles, which, every time, with an enviable constancy, beat the brain, when he conceived the first circle from the entrance, disappeared!

And the idea that in a couple of minutes he will sit in the kitchen and sip coffee ...

In short, you understand

Zina was walking from a walk, and passing by the pharmacy “Belaya”, he remembered that he had run out of a lubricant.

Well, honestly, the lubricant is not over.

Expired statute of limitations.

And Zina, even a member of an expired lubricant, not smeared!

And for all this time, Zina had no sex!

Zina went to the pharmacy.

He went to the window, and playfully smiling, young and pyshgrudoy, ​​blonde, in a white robe, and a nail with a red sticker "White pharmacy", said - Lubricant. For anal sex!

And licked his lips.

- to you which? - looked out for a girl, Zina, through the glass showcase

Zina stepped and loudly, so that the woman heard at the other window, repeated - For anal sex!

- This one or this one? - girl poked her finger

This one, which she poked first, cost 237 rubles.

And this, in which she poked second, cost 187 rubles.

- This one! - Zina poked, and shook, for persuasiveness, also with his head.

The girl went to the shelves, and rummaged in the drawers, and took out a tube, returned to the window, and tapped her finger on the keyboard, glancing at the monitor - One hundred eighty seven!

Zina put a discount card on the cup and took a bank card from his pocket.

The girl poked Claudia - Hundred seventy nine

I took the card, inserted it into the badge and nodded to Zina - Dial!

Zina scored - 5819 (year of birth, rearranged) and poked the green key - Enter

The monitor flickered-flickered and issued - Successfully and, Take away the card.

The girl returned the card and put the tube in the bag, filed Zina - Please.

- Thank! - Zina smiled, moving away from the window.

- Hello, Zina!

It was an old woman.

Of those that hung, sometimes, on Zina, when they slipped on the street.

Familiar.

Old women, Zina, do not fuck!

He, on old women, did not get up!

Therefore, Zina, he greeted him politely and dryly - Hello!

Zina wanted to go, but the old woman, smiling ingratiatingly and looking into Zina's eyes, asked - Zina! Maybe you can help me?

Zina saw, finally, in the hands of the old woman three hundred, and that she was standing next to the payment terminal.

Zina looked where to put a bag of lubricant, and put it on a chair that stood near the table with a tonometer.

- Of course! Easily! - he agreed frivolously

- I wanted to put money on the phone to my grandson - she looked at the terminal - But I do not know how to do it. I laid in the basement. Where furniture. But there is a commission. And the girls said they had a pharmacy, and no commission. Only I do not understand anything.

Zina jabbed her finger at the terminal, on the option - Payments

On the monitor flashed - Enter your personal account. Password or Registration.

- Not that! - Zina growled and returned to the initial menu

Once again, I looked around the terminal and poked the option - MTS

Flashing - Wallet - and immediately - Enter the number

- Speak the number ...

- 917 ... 8 * 3 ... 7 * ... * 7 - the old woman said

Zina introduced!

The monitor flashed - Invest. On one bill - flashed red receiver

- Shove! One by one!

The old woman shoved the first hundred

Terminal purred and swallowed

On the monitor flashed - 100

The old woman thrust the second hundred

Terminal purred and swallowed

On the monitor it was highlighted - 200

The old woman thrust the third hundred

Terminal purred and swallowed

On the monitor it was highlighted - 300

Complete - prompted the terminal, and the old woman jabbed a finger at the monitor.

Crawled check. The old woman took it - Thank you, Zina.

Zina was bursting with pride, and he asked - Something I have not seen for a long time

The old woman sighed and frowned a little - I fell. Slipped and fell. Here - she tapped a cane - I go now. I limp

Zina took a bag with lubricant - Well, I'll go! - and smiling, went out

A week has passed.

Zina found 33 kilometers.

Yesterday, he finally went through two laps and today, still, was proud of himself.

Zina performed a “Nauli Kriya” breathing exercise on the rug when he blinked red and the home phone rang.

- Damn!

Zina broke off, jabbed a finger at the timer and reached for the phone.

But the call ended.

- Damn!

Zina picked up the phone. Flashing red button with envelope.

Old lady!

Called and dropped, the old woman.

Zina bought berries, cucumbers, parsley, dill, onions, radishes from an old woman.

And they exchanged phone numbers.

Sometimes she called and asked - Zina, will you get tomatoes?

Zina took. Is always.

Zina poked a button with an envelope. She stopped blinking red, and Zina returned to the mat.

Poked at the timer and breathed. He exhaled and pulled in his stomach.

Blinked red and rang home.

- Damn!

Zina broke off, jabbed a finger at the timer and reached for the phone.

Poked a button with a green phone - Yes!

- Zina. Do you remember we put money on the phone?

- I remember

- Zina, seven days have passed, and the money has not passed. I called my grandson several times, but he says no, they did not come.

- And what was the number?

- Twenty-first

- Hmm! If it was at the beginning of the month ...

“There's a phone on the check, Zina.” I called and there was an answering machine. They said that delays are possible and disconnected.

- Taak! Since I helped you with the terminal, you need help with this. Speak phone ...

The old woman dictated a phone number. Urban. Dictated the subscriber number, date, time and amount.

- There is still a cell, Zina. But I didn't call him

- Let's go and him!

The old woman dictated and cell.

- I'll call you back. After half an hour. Zina, thank you

He disconnected

Returned to the mat. I turned on the timer. Finished breathing exercise and went to the lotus.

But I could not wait to rush into battle, and he got up, turned off the rug, and took the phone.

I dialed the number 8-343 - ** 1 ** 39 and heard - Hello. You have applied to the system of payment services. If you want to get advice on payment, we recommend that you prepare a receipt before the operator responds, to provide the necessary data. For quality control purposes, your call can be recorded.

After the answering machine went short beeps.

- Well, as she said - Zina murmured and called again, just in case

The same introductory text of the answering machine, but then a long beep went and he was answered - your call is in the queue at the sixth position ... - the music screen saver started to play and in fifteen seconds - your call in the queue at the fifth position ... - again the music for 15 seconds - Your call is in the queue for the fourth position ...

Zina disconnected.

- Taak!

And he called the old woman.

He said that they put him in a queue, and that he needed a check to talk.

- Come on, Zina. Do not waste your time. I already understood that the money was gone.

- What do you mean disappeared? - Zina boiled - What kind of panic is this? They are not lost anywhere. I need check data: check number and transaction number.

- I'll call you back, Zina. I need to wear glasses.

- Yes, why call back? Check, where are you?

- In the pocket

- In what pocket?

- Bathrobe

- A robe where?

- on me

- Well, go for the glasses and do not turn off the phone!

He heard the shuffling on the linoleum and after a couple of seconds she replied - There is no check number. There is a payment number

And shut up

- Well, tell me the payment number! - Zina was already getting angry

- 314—1 * 2—8 * 6—0 * 3 - dictated by an old woman

- Everything! Wait!

Zina disconnected.

I went to the kitchen, bit off a piece of bread and cheese, and called payment service. His turn, while he called the old woman, reached the second one and after 5 seconds he was answered. Zina, who did not expect such efficiency, managed to bite off again and, just, chewed.

- Speak! - repeated the handset, but Zina was embarrassed to speak while chewing, and it was a pity to spit out what was pressed.

Zina pushed his tongue over the cheeks, but the silence was delayed and fearing that the operator would simply turn off, he spoke - I hgedehgyu hghgad hgoghhgg dekhgi ...

There was a pause.

Apparently, from the other side, they were trying to understand what was said?

Zina wielded a tongue ...

- What? Repeat!

Zina sighed and spoke - I put the money on the phone a week ago! And the payment has not yet been completed!

- A week ago? - the operator was surprised - And you waited? Why not call before?