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Characters: G.P. - head teacher of the school, Solo - germofroditka.
- So, so, so, shove it again !!! Come on !! Deeper !!! - Solo shouted at the whole office, giving instructions to G. P., who put the book on the shelf.
- Do you know how a member differs from juice? - asked G. P.
- Not.
- Juice must be shaken ...
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- So, so, so, shove it again !!! Come on !! Deeper !!! - Solo shouted at the whole office, giving instructions to G. P., who put the book on the shelf.
- Do you know how a member differs from juice? - asked G. P.
- Not.
- Juice must be shaken ...
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Once, when I got to the village, I saw a wonderful picture, grandfather Micah mercilessly fought up his son-in-law's ass, his son-in-law apparently did not particularly mind and also enjoyed. Okhuev, from what I saw, I loudly flipped, than I gave my presence ... They broke off and approached me, and said - ...
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Late in the evening, Lavrenty Pavlovich Beria unexpectedly looked in at the security officer Merkulov.
- Do not slow down, Merkulov, - he reassured, - I, so, smoke a cigarette.
Beria lit a cigarette, sat back on the table and absently looking at the ceiling asked:
- Merkulov, have you ever done cunniling?
BUT...
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- Do not slow down, Merkulov, - he reassured, - I, so, smoke a cigarette.
Beria lit a cigarette, sat back on the table and absently looking at the ceiling asked:
- Merkulov, have you ever done cunniling?
BUT...
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From the secret records of conversations in the Oval Office. Further:
P - President
M - Monica
S - John Smith, Presidential Advisor
P. Do you like my instrument?
M. Oh, yes, he should have been portrayed on a hundred dollar bill.
***
Bill was sitting in his office and felt a constant burning ...
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P - President
M - Monica
S - John Smith, Presidential Advisor
P. Do you like my instrument?
M. Oh, yes, he should have been portrayed on a hundred dollar bill.
***
Bill was sitting in his office and felt a constant burning ...
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“It all began with my mother,” with the revival of the proclamation, each word began its own recourse from Kate Kleizer. Bpp, and what is there to remember about this waste! Not only was he present at the reception of the psychiatrist, not only was he laid out on a bright green cushion, not only was he suffering from ...
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Some may decide that the sofa does not know in my heart of competition with other furniture. By no means! From time to time, the sublime love of the organism to the horizon is powerless to prevent the body to rush headlong into the arms of the dinner table and indulge in vicious passion ...
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Once there was a man, he had a wife, a daughter, and two sons — still small children. Once the mother and children went to the bathhouse, she picked up the black linen and began to wash it, standing over the trough, and then turned to the boys as an asshole. Here they look and laugh:
- Eh, Andrew! Look, because mother has two pi ...
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- Eh, Andrew! Look, because mother has two pi ...
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This diary was given to me by a familiar investigator.
My artwork.
06/12/99 Morning. I had breakfast. And now on the hunt. Yes, I am a hunter. As in the joke, I have two passions, the hunt and the woman, and the hunt for women. More precisely, the hunt for future women. Now you understand me ...
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My artwork.
06/12/99 Morning. I had breakfast. And now on the hunt. Yes, I am a hunter. As in the joke, I have two passions, the hunt and the woman, and the hunt for women. More precisely, the hunt for future women. Now you understand me ...
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Once I was lying on my couch and was thinking about what I would write about. Then it dawned on me, but I haven’t written about sex for a long time, especially since a new material has accumulated.
Here some may think that I am a sex-conscious maniac. I will answer. Not at all, although I don't understand ...
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Here some may think that I am a sex-conscious maniac. I will answer. Not at all, although I don't understand ...
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