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The hunters Petrovich and Mikhalych gathered in the forest on the moose. That day the weather was good. They walked through the forest with guns, studying the various signs of being in these places of the beast. Half a day they walked around the forest to no avail and decided to sit down to eat.
We ate, drank "half a liter" of vodka and ...
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We ate, drank "half a liter" of vodka and ...
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Vika enters.
Vic: Hi all! I'm Vikky 17 / f bi. Anybody wanna sex?
No one is responding. Everyone is busy with their business.
Anna enters.
Anna: Privet. Kto nibud "govorit po russki?
Vic: anna privet. ti otkuda?
Anna: Iz moskvi, a ti?
Vic: ya tozhe. u tebja russkij shrift est?
Anna: da
Vika: PEF FBL RTPUYFBFSH NPTseysh?
Anna: eto chto?
Vic: and so you can read ...
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Vic: Hi all! I'm Vikky 17 / f bi. Anybody wanna sex?
No one is responding. Everyone is busy with their business.
Anna enters.
Anna: Privet. Kto nibud "govorit po russki?
Vic: anna privet. ti otkuda?
Anna: Iz moskvi, a ti?
Vic: ya tozhe. u tebja russkij shrift est?
Anna: da
Vika: PEF FBL RTPUYFBFSH NPTseysh?
Anna: eto chto?
Vic: and so you can read ...
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28.07.
7.00 Bath.
- quick quick! - I screamed. - Krutysh wake up immediately I tell you.
Waking up from a dream, crazy sage looked at me with crazy eyes.
- Well, what are you looking at? Call on the cell ambulance. You do not see Krutysh ass broke.
- So it was true? I did not dream it. - ...
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7.00 Bath.
- quick quick! - I screamed. - Krutysh wake up immediately I tell you.
Waking up from a dream, crazy sage looked at me with crazy eyes.
- Well, what are you looking at? Call on the cell ambulance. You do not see Krutysh ass broke.
- So it was true? I did not dream it. - ...
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After the end of perestroika, it is no secret to anyone that advertising rules the world. In the subway, on the street and even on condoms, she encourages us to spend money. Due to advertising live radio, television and the Internet. Recently, there were special without promotional offers ...
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Can we arrange a competition for the most erotic and truthful story that occurred in your life. Or were there no such people?
I certainly had. and not one, but the first one that came to my memory, it was in the early 90s it was like this ... Do you want to hear it ??
At that time I sold ...
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I certainly had. and not one, but the first one that came to my memory, it was in the early 90s it was like this ... Do you want to hear it ??
At that time I sold ...
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My 10-year-old girl has been swimming for about four years almost every day, and then suddenly the problem — they did this very vaccination at school — the Mantoux reaction seems to be n-yes Tears of hail - how can we skip the pool! Nonsense, I say, right now, we will seal your vaccination with a plaster and spit ...
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