After the end of perestroika, it is no secret to anyone that advertising rules the world. In the subway, on the street and even on condoms, she encourages us to spend money. Due to advertising live radio, television and the Internet. Recently, special non-promotional offers have appeared, such as satellite TV. But some do the opposite. That is, previously paid services are free due to advertising. Recently, their slender ranks joined sex on the phone. I suggest you to familiarize one of these dialogues. More precisely a monologue, because this fifty-year-old bald impotent said nothing, except that he was 25 years old, his hair was up to the waist, and his penis was still longer and various sighs and groans.

- Hello, my name is sweet Mila. And you? ABOUT! Tractor has always been my favorite name, because it is consonant with "Ankel Bens" - the company producing the best ketchup in the world. Well, I'll describe myself to you. My big breasts are resilient like soft furniture from the shop “Two Captains”. They are high like the mountains of Switzerland, in which the ski season has just opened. You can book a ticket there in any of the Moscow travel agencies. My ass is rounded like tefal pans with anti-stick coating. I am dressed provocatively red jacket from the store "Snow Queen" and boots from the "World of Leather in Sokolniki." But now I take off my clothes, demonstrating the Wild Orchid underwear, and begin to caress your manly chest, which has become so thanks to the Kettler simulators.

I feel the magnificent smell of Nivei for men, he drives me crazy. You unbutton my bra, caress my chest, then run your hand in my underpants, pull out the Tampax tampon and start caressing my pussy, by the way, your pussy would choose a whiskey. From your caresses I get excited and you see how my juices flow. Juices "Jay Sevan" - the path to health. I feel for your member hard as Alfa Bank shares. I get down on my knees and start unbuttoning your gorgeous Kelvin Klein jeans. I see Guchi on you pants - a sign of good taste. I tear them off and take your huge dick in my mouth. Oh how beautiful it is! I have not experienced such pleasure since sucking on the Chupa Chups caramel, which has now become twice as large.

After your dick is strong enough, I put you on a white sheet, which became so thanks to the magnificent bleach "Ac" and the washing machine "Indesit". Putting the Vanka Rise-on condom on you, I saddled you and started to ride. So good to ride a horse, I was taught in the sports complex "Katyusha", which is located near the metro station "River Station". Oh, how do you fuck me for a long time you might think that you are working on Enaguiser batteries. Or maybe you just took "Viagra" - the best way to improve the male potency? But after seven of my orgasms, you finally finish. I get off you and start sucking the rest of the sperm out of you. It is thick and nutritious as “Danone Classic” kefir.

Here at the other end there are long beeps, but the girl doesn't care. After all, for each such call she receives about a hundred dollars from advertisers.

The firms mentioned here may not transfer money to me. I am not greedy.