(From the cycle "Overheard") There are not so many phenomena in nature that can be observed endlessly - it is fire, sea, waterfall, and a woman's ass. But not every ass worthy of observation.

A good intelligent ass should not be big and not small, round and neat. Sometimes a woman walks down the street and pretends that she has no ass at all. And she lives her life - she swims in the crowd, like a sailboat in a stormy sea, and everyone makes way for it.

Beautiful ass - this is the same miracle of nature, like a waterfall or a reserved forest. Looking for museums and preserves asses, catalogs of the best asses. Ass need to be protected as a national treasure and prohibit their export abroad. A bum is a manifestation of inexplicable divine wisdom: it’s impossible to imagine that a bum was created by chance, through a combination of molecules. To create this miracle of nature, an Act of Creation was needed.

When a woman goes, her ass describes the most complex curves. For the sake of an ele-gantnoy ass woman can forgive everything, up to treason.

A woman with an intelligent ass does not have to have a beautiful face, such a woman should not be particularly smart, she can not cook and not wash. Good ass - this is the best decoration of the apartment, along with paintings and carpets. With a woman with a beautiful ass, you can talk for hours about art and literature, but what will you talk about with a woman with a shapeless ass?

The bum is the real face of a woman. A man without earnings is not a man, a car without an engine is not a car, a woman without an ass is not a woman.

The soul of a woman nests in the ass.