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Some may decide that the sofa does not know in my heart of competition with other furniture. By no means! From time to time, the sublime love of the organism to the horizon is powerless to prevent the body to rush headlong into the arms of the dinner table and indulge in vicious passion ...
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“It all began with my mother,” with the revival of the proclamation, each word began its own recourse from Kate Kleizer. Bpp, and what is there to remember about this waste! Not only was he present at the reception of the psychiatrist, not only was he laid out on a bright green cushion, not only was he suffering from ...
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From the secret records of conversations in the Oval Office. Further:
P - President
M - Monica
S - John Smith, Presidential Advisor
P. Do you like my instrument?
M. Oh, yes, he should have been portrayed on a hundred dollar bill.
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Bill was sitting in his office and felt a constant burning ...
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P - President
M - Monica
S - John Smith, Presidential Advisor
P. Do you like my instrument?
M. Oh, yes, he should have been portrayed on a hundred dollar bill.
***
Bill was sitting in his office and felt a constant burning ...
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Late in the evening, Lavrenty Pavlovich Beria unexpectedly looked in at the security officer Merkulov.
- Do not slow down, Merkulov, - he reassured, - I, so, smoke a cigarette.
Beria lit a cigarette, sat back on the table and absently looking at the ceiling asked:
- Merkulov, have you ever done cunniling?
BUT...
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- Do not slow down, Merkulov, - he reassured, - I, so, smoke a cigarette.
Beria lit a cigarette, sat back on the table and absently looking at the ceiling asked:
- Merkulov, have you ever done cunniling?
BUT...
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Once, when I got to the village, I saw a wonderful picture, grandfather Micah mercilessly fought up his son-in-law's ass, his son-in-law apparently did not particularly mind and also enjoyed. Okhuev, from what I saw, I loudly flipped, than I gave my presence ... They broke off and approached me, and said - ...
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Characters: G.P. - head teacher of the school, Solo - germofroditka.
- So, so, so, shove it again !!! Come on !! Deeper !!! - Solo shouted at the whole office, giving instructions to G. P., who put the book on the shelf.
- Do you know how a member differs from juice? - asked G. P.
- Not.
- Juice must be shaken ...
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- So, so, so, shove it again !!! Come on !! Deeper !!! - Solo shouted at the whole office, giving instructions to G. P., who put the book on the shelf.
- Do you know how a member differs from juice? - asked G. P.
- Not.
- Juice must be shaken ...
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My 10-year-old girl has been swimming for four years almost every day, and then suddenly the problem — this very vaccination was made at school — the Mantoux reaction, it seems, n-yes ... Tears of hail — how much, how can we skip the pool! Nonsense, I say, right now, we will seal your vaccination with a plaster and spit ...
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