before him, the elf stuck to his lips for a long time, exuding divine sweetness. Admittedly, it lasted a little longer, the guy would have to change his underwear. But fortunately the emerald-eyed creature stopped on time. Or unfortunately?

The fabulous enterprise, at first not very pleased with Kostya, was beginning to please the guy. “What about your girlfriend?” The conscience scolded in the corners of consciousness sulked. “And she went!”, Thought my hero: “After all, she exchanged me for the camp site, and I would exchange it for Nastya!”

The elf, meanwhile, having run on shelves, cabinets and drawers, was preparing a simple dinner ...

Refreshed by a simple dinner consisting of Peking duck with a side dish of young potatoes, shrimp salad with red caviar, Kostya asked a sacramental question:

- Well, we stand?

- First you need to get money ...

- Not understood? They are not there, or what?

- Of course not!

- And where do we get them?

- At Koshchei. How much can he be over gold to languish.

- It is clear ..., - having understood nothing, Kostya said, - How to be with equipment?

- Now we will pick up something.

The girl began to open the doors of countless cabinets. Throwing countless clothes, weapons, and various equipment on the floor. Kostya, having spotted a sheepskin coat, immediately put it on top of the denim suit found there. Having hung himself with a couple of Colts and a samurai sword, the guy suggested that he was ready for an assault. The elf, without saying anything, dressed in a suit of shiny leather, picked up an eight-barrel machine gun with a bunch of ammunition and a pair of rocket launchers.

- You will not freeze? - asked the future terrorist.

- Do not you mate? - retorted beauty.

- To help, to bring something?

- Thank! I'm not hard.

Kostya thought that their tandem in this enterprise leaves much to be desired. There was a hot summer outside the door. The bright sun roasted mercilessly. At this time of year, it would be not just silly to act in a sheepskin coat, but ridiculous. The initial outfit of the guy would fit perfectly.

- What does it mean? - Kostya was amazed, - where did the winter go?

- This is not for me, - Nastya grinned, - to a goldfish. She is the creator here.

- Well, why didn't you say it right away? - My hero got angry, going back to the hut and throwing off her toe loop.

- And you did not ask ...

- And now I ask: "Is it winter or summer outside?"

- Summer, summer! Come on, already.

Their way was long and full of various dangers. In the Cashmere swamp, Kostya almost drowned. Fortunately, Nastya managed to bend a birch tree in time and pull out a guy. Milk river with honey-banks was full of hefty crocodiles. And if it were not for the eight-barreled machine gun, the elf would be a wonderful dinner of green amphibians. In the Murom forests, Nastya bit her breast, a snake jumping from a baobab tree. Constantine, long sucked poison from the beautiful mound of his guide.

- May be enough? - the partner asked, soon the milk will start to flow.

Blushing a little, the guy said:

- You know better, but in the second she did not bite?

- Not! But I see, you would like to - angry girl.

Then, taking pity on the guy who saved her life, she exposed the second one and asked:

- Well, no bite?

- No, Kostya said, barely twisting his tongue in an instantly dry throat.

He really wanted to kiss the chest of his beloved, but for this there was no reason. To his shame, he admitted that the serpent the tempter was not distant. And probably if he were a little quicker, he would have bitten the second one.

A fantastic night descended over the forest, In the sky, the moon, the stars and the moon happily blazed. The reflections of the fire created strange shadows in the darkness of the night. Somewhere in the distance, a lone coyote was barking, yard dogs were yelping.Black-brown squirrels squealed, a white leopard was hoarse with a cold voice, and a happy polar bear was meowing. In short, everything disposed to the celebration of life. Elf, tenderly burping after a cozy dinner, consisting of mushrooms, oysters and meat of Mesopotamian grouse, put her golden head on the shoulder of the chosen one.

“You know,” Kostya began his lengthy speech, “I have long wanted you ...”

- I know! - interrupted a fabulous maiden.

- Don't you think ...

- It does not seem!

- Maybe ...

- Yes maybe.

- You do not let me say a word! - the guy got angry.

- And what's the word? Do you love Love

- But I did not know ... I was rather afraid to ask ...

- Do not be afraid! You ask!

- I love you, Nastya!

- And I love you, Kostya!

Their lips entwined in a kiss, their bodies merged in lust. Hands felt breasts, legs penises, priests. Hardened penis, began acquaintance with the vagina. Vagina was uncontested. Love frictions are so wonderful, delightful, joyful. And if more and ends with an orgasm. In addition, multi, then the best in life does not happen! Mocking month, gave its joyful rays of lovers. The moon, sparkling, supported their fire. And the stars ... And what about the stars? These envious and selfish creatures just snorted, spitting and declaring: “And what is good about this porn? That erotica is, yes! ”

It is morning! A new day brought the freshness and coolness of the morning dew. In the distance, everywhere you looked, you could see the walls of the Koscheev kingdom.

- It seems we have reached? - asked the hero - lover.

“Yes, Darling,” said Nastya, “and now let the strongest win!”

A green monster appeared out of the suddenly expanding bushes. The body of the newcomer was a frog. Growing up with a 10-year-old child, it was crowned with a head, remotely similar to a human.

- Who are you? - asked Kostya.

- The question is not correct! - croaked his greenness, - you are my guest, not you. Introduce yourself, please - while stroking a three-toed paw on a rather thin beard, evil, glancing at travelers, the monster declared.

- Elven Princess Nastya the third.

“We know, we know,” the green-skinned smiled, “the Earth is full of hearing.”

“I didn’t know you were a princess,” Kostya was surprised.

“And you didn’t ask,” his girlfriend grinned, “by the way, this is a goblin if you don’t know.”

- Well, and you lad, what will you be?

- Konstantin, me, Petrov, Ivanovich by the father.

- Many here Konstantinov folded lush heads, you are not the last and you are not the first. I'll ask you a question. You lie, you are torn to pieces by my faithful servants.

Two burly wolves with crocodile snouts came out from behind the bushes behind the goblin. Their growth did not leave much to be desired. He was about two times taller. Kostya abruptly snatched both Colt, and, as taught in the best traditions of American westerns, sent them to the crooked wolf.

- Pukalki take away, laughed the owner of the forest, - the servants are my faithful bulletproof, shockproof.

Two almost simultaneous shots were played, but the figures of the monsters did not even budge. Realizing the failure of his attempts, the guy hid the weapon in his holster.

“Well, ask,” said the youth, feeling the hopelessness of his position.

- Where do you keep the way and according to your needs?

Nastya was silent. Her extinct look seemed to be completely indifferent to what was happening.

- In Koszheev's kingdom we keep the path In order to take away a little bit of money from his gold, - going over to the forester's manner of speech, the youth said.

- And for what, such need, money to you?

- To redeem the Snow Maiden, koi, vile gnomes, are kept in custody. And in order to happen New Year!

- Good deed! Konstantin. I will give you advice, here Grandmother lives a mile and a half from here, Yagoy is called. She will help you.

Showing direction, the trio disappeared into the thicket.

“Fu, the princess breathed heavily.

- Why are you silent? - with reproach looked at his girlfriend guy.

- He froze me, leaving, thawed. Well done! Truth told.

- And if you lied?

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