Stirlitz Pleyshnera brought,

Gave the password and the address of the "point"

To he found her.

Told, in extreme cases,

As with the crooner slip away,

You can jump - there are mattresses

Will lie right below

14***

And according to Bern, pussy

Our professor is a drug addict,

Thought by tema huyachit -

Hurry up to blow the "plan"

To have fun,

You can "vmazatsya" slightly -

There is a stash with "blackberry"

But only two “cubes”.

He found a bench in the park,

Got a syringe, “gave it through Vienna”,

And already Professor Pleyshner

From the "arrival" stumbled.

Something is quiet here, quiet

And there is no war,

- Here are the fetuses, scumbags,

Keep neutrality.

Veseluha fucked

All worries - to noodle

- Maybe for me to start,

Pound here all pussies?

With that thought he's crazy

I ran to the policeman,

With a cry: - Our attack!

In his left eye vyebal.

That flies - hoofs up -

That's how the old man fucked

And walked down the street,

Like a strong hurricane.

There is a broken showcase,

Car turned upside down

Vaughn is a passerby, groans -

He broke his eblo.

The policeman, having come,

With all the strength, the whistle whistles,

On the help of calling, -

And the siren already sounds.

Explained what happened here

And some old man,

Here is such a riot,

That seems like a drug addict.

In the same instant, the nix got up:

- All quarters comb!

Hooked honor uniform

Addict need to take!

And professors sausage -

He was attacked by courage,

All eboshil on the road,

On the whole of Bern caught jitters.

Finally, getting to the "point"

Through the misty sight sees -

On the window, as in a parade,

Irons stand in the ranks.

Forty-eight irons -

Forty-eight lighthouses:

- Take away your legs,

Get on the "garbage"!

But the professor completely forgot

What did he get there Stirlitz

Dove kick ass concierge,

He has already entered the porch.

And climbing the stairs,

Began to knock on the door with his foot:

- What, hucksters fucking fell asleep?

Open, your mother!

And on the chase something - an ambush,

The whole "Narkomovsky" department,

Narkkuriera waiting

There he sat for a long time.

- I owe your Stirlitz a “plan”!

I will carry schA entire den!

The doors immediately opened -

There's a lot of police there

Well and Pleischner itching:

- Soak shcha all the goats!

And he went to destroy the whole hut,

The policemen scattered,

Pizdyulyami treat,

- Fuck, in kind, I got !!!

"Garbage" is not yawning,

Sealed off the entire quarter.

- Old man, hear, give up!

Arrest anyway!

Remembering the mattresses,

Pleyshner jumped out the window:

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Pussy on the cobblestone,

For the twentieth time,

Pleischner thought: - Padla Stirlitz,

Fuck: - well, where is the mattress ?!

And all around in amazement,

- I have not seen this!

Watching as a professor,

Again ran to the entrance:

15***

Stirlitz again covered in worries

Helps the binder,

The deadline for a business trip is

Returns to Moscow

Bought souvenirs,

Well tights there, candy -

That from far Berlin

Accounting Hi!

Do not forget about the bosses -

To schnapps, to whom wine,

To travel budget

It cut less.

And now on the highway

By car, they rush,

Roundabout circling

For the fifth time in a row.

Kohl looks at the window,

No dick does not understand -

Like a hundred twenty

Muller is next to each other ?!

Like he walks in the park,

Minu sly wearing,

- Stirlitz, click! Perhaps leave behind!

Kohl shouted, okhuy:

Look, cattle, went along:

Yes, even so slowly:

With a cry: - Here you are a nit, and got caught! -

Kohl took out the PCA.

Began to beat bursts,

Aiming Muller in the head,

- Well, bastard :, do not leave behind :,

No shit I do not understand:

With a screech, the bullets bounced off -

He shook his head only

Stirlitz then he saw, he thought

Regards - Armored!

And the binder to him is a grenade,

Right under your feet

Almost do not hooked -

At this point Muller fell back.

Finally, so looking up,

On the forest road rod,

- Kohl, check the coordinates!

There must be a pond somewhere!

Here he is among the trees

The water surface flashed

And for signal fires,

Kolya collected brushwood.

Lit fires and look at the sky

Waiting for the plane

And over the quiet water

Appeared periscope.

Surreal picture -

Breaking the surface of the pond

The pride of the nuclear fleet,

Like cats from the bottom surfaced.

Showing "killer whale jump,"

At once splashing out the whole pond,

The submarine is for Kolya,

Appeared right here.

- Fuck !!! Fuck my bald skull! -

Kohl already sat on the ass:

- And what the fuck,

Then I looked at the sky?

- The situation has changed -

Explains the captain

- Aircraft to Iran hijacked

Therefore we ask to us!

- Get in here, on the bridge,

We have to go,

I was already late -

I still for mother-in-law to swim!

And wiping away a tear with his hand

Stirlitz shouted - Call in!

Without you I will be bored

Say hi to everyone!

Again, Tina tightened,

The surface of the old pond,

Like this submarine

It never happened:

16***

Well, Stirlitz in terrible anger

Already walked to Muller

- Zaebal his surveillance!

All brains after all!

Again moved the guard,

It is swinging between the eyes,

And again that head opened the door -

As last time:

What does he see ?! - drunk Muller -

Seen from a fool ohrenel,

Sitting on his desk

Under the accordion ditties sang.

“Ah, are you here?” - well pass,

Muller Stirlitz waved,

I looked drunk look

And again chastushki tightened.

Stirlitz something mixed up,

- How can I understand this?

- Eh, Maxim Maksimych, after all I can,

Like you, miss your homeland?

- I'm from Odessa,

Moldavian: - there is my home,

I remember how we drove in childhood

Uncle Zhora - house manager.

- He then shouted to me - Katsman!

You're already fucking the whole yard! -

Fuck a fire in the basement zhzhёsh you? -

Noob! Dickhead

- In general, there are a lot of ours here,

You do not know? - No problem,

Shcha with you schnapps ibnem,

I'll tell you then.

- Here we take, for example, - Borman,

That is not Bormann - Schulerman!

Appeared on Privoz -

All fucked, keep your pocket!

Walter Shelenberg - your boss,

That - the gambler - "spikes", "clubs",

Isa Weisman to call him!

I wouldn't play with him!

And our Fuhrer? - Benya Krik!

Then the old man made it worse :,

By the garbage, he did not suffer -

Together with “Koba” I took the banks!

And where not to look -

Trim all the dicks!

- Well, Herr Muller: or Katzman,

Call something like? I suppose, Abram?

After these explanations

We need to repent b:

- And what was the matter? -

Schnapps box won out,

Shcha I just whistle,

He zakus us sgondobit!

- Scholz! Snacks! Only in pace!

Yes, take another beer!

Schnapps without beer - brands of waste!

Beer is necessary for a dash!

And here they are:

Schnapps to swallow, in pursuit of beer,

An hour later, they had a meal -

There were exactly two stakes.

Well, Russian nature,

How not to mask her,

Yes, even alcohol on top

Immediately all show dick!

It was necessary for fun,

To someone to give a fuck,

And then for comfort,

Fuck anyone.

However, anyway, as before,

Fucking or scuffle

The main thing is to start with something

Everything will go by itself.

In such a beautiful mood

Wasting no time

Immediately came to Sholtsa,

In the ass drunken friends.

- Fuck you, moron old,

Warm beer brought? !!! -

Without delving into the explanation,

Muller fucked his nose.

Stirlitz also moved in the ear,

Scholz on the left at the same moment -

Scholz fucking lies in the fireplace

- The old man has become rather weak:

Well, what happened next -

That separate conversation

When he and Muller-Katzman

Together went out into the corridor:

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17 *** (like an epilogue)

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: In the twilight, regaining consciousness,

Stirlitz long remembered

Why is he here, undressed,

How did you get here?

- I remember, we drank with Muller,

I remember, Sholtsu gave in his ear:

Something with my memory

Black: solid failure:

All in the fog remembering

What was there like yesterday

Right on the dick, not hesitating,

Mueller Führer sent:

How they fought with the guards,

And then, still in the blood,

Right in the meeting room,

Eva Brown otbobley:

As Kat was looking for a radio operator,

All swept away on the way

- We probably wanted

Her too otbesti:

Fucked off? Or not? -

I will not find the answer right now:

And I do not understand something,

Where am I? Why in shorts ?:

Fuck !!! - I was arrested.

Here - "bracelets" on hand!

Interesting picture:

We will understand in the morning -

If the Germans, I - von Stirlitz,

If ours, I am Isaev and the Colonel of the GRU!

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The key is booming, the doors are open,

Stirlitz bulging eyes -

Enters all such, kondovy,

Our marge sergeant:

 — — -------------------------

- Well, Comrade Tikhonov,

You yesterday and poizdilis:

END