Everyone is silent without moving:

Stirlitz, clicking heels,

Deleted himself back.

A shy voice suddenly rang out

In the silence:

- This is what's going on here?

Is that a fucking war?

- How are we with our weapons

We will pussy red dogs,

If our all secrets

Will be at the headquarters of the enemies?

The Fuhrer was filled with blood,

Exactly ripening tomato,

Looking for a nervous hand

Telephone set

- Halt !!! - On the wire Moscow:

- Gamarjoba! How are you?

What happened, genotsvale?

How is your health? Nothing?

- Help me, Comrade Stalin,

You are your spy!

- We have some lawlessness,

Grosse Schwein! Mutter fak!

In broad daylight secrets

Stirlitz spizdil - your asshole!

- wah! I am fun,

Elders need to be respected

Young jigit, savs garachiy,

It is necessary to talk with him:

5***

Well, Stirlitz, not bored,

With "white fish" in hand,

Raised a glass with schnapps

In the roadside tavern.

After many years of separation,

Hand games with your left hand,

He hurried here pinned

On a date with my wife.

I haven't seen her for twenty years

Photo sent,

And now over the years

He became a hero-father.

All the same thought implicitly gnaws

Does not allow to sleep:

- And in the photo, I - to the waist,

Maybe spree, fuck?

To hell with these thoughts,

The meeting will be ahead

After all, war is necessary

Conspiracy to observe.

So that the enemies did not guess

Blinding, surreptitiously,

Will Stirlitz wife,

Watch from afar.

The restaurant is lively,

Announced sex-revue:

Right now, the presentation will begin -

Negro ballet on dick!

Everyone clapped their hands,

Waiting, and here -

A bright beam fell on the stage

And there is already someone rod!

Black healthy, tall, fat

And with the end like an ass,

Cancer puts ballerina -

Inside out all pussy!

All yelling in the hype:

- Ambush her bitch! Fak !!!

Smiling white teeth,

Negro vhuyaril your cock.

And then, crouching slightly,

Sharply backwards pulled: - Khe!

Ballerina soared up -

That was fuete!

Again, cancer puts her,

Ass to the public and so

He is a huge prick,

Began to screw in perdak.

Stirlitz, looking at the stage,

Tears of happiness wiped,

From emotions not restraining, -

He recognized his wife!

Remembered the garden over the river,

How are the cherries stealing,

Like midnight at times,

In that garden he was tearing her:

And though the memory is all snow

Already long ago,

But "About" This: "" in "Old Songs"

Nam Agutin sang:

- Be patient a little, my dear,

Look, he has a craving,

Here is his b so fucked

Fuck yourself in the ass!

And on the stage everything is in the process -

A member has already entered to the eggs!

The black man grinned rather:

- Repeat the leap for "encore"!

Like a rocket from Baikonur,

Flew up to the ceiling

Turned, her mouth opened,

Down - an arrow, and: - dick in your mouth !!!

Stirlitz already wheezing in ecstasy:

- Well, darling: fucked up:

And the hand itself finds

The end that has gotten up by the stake.

Out of habit finds

He palms hot captivity

Looking like a dear wife,

Zaglotila black dick.

And they are already on the way:

- Deeper insert! Suck on, come on!

That's it: cum together,

Negro wheezes: - swallow,: swallow!

Only the public did not know

That the third was a hero

He finished with them, squeezing,

Dick hard hand.

Goodbye, nice!

Like a home been,

And even if it’s part time,

But he otebal wife.

Stirlitz came from the restaurant,

Muzzle ёbnulsya in the asphalt,

Over the voice of Copellan:

- Half an hour he will sleep!

6***

The square is crowded before us

Gestapo on the crowd blows,

In such a secluded, wonderful place

Our Stirlitz communications officer is waiting.

So that the binder can see

Resident of his

Stirlitz stood there with a floor lamp

And twisted his eblom.

Finally, among the people,

All pushing, straight,

Through the square, swearing,

Rushing to him his binder.

Himself in Budenovka with a star

With a parachute on the back,

On the go all sends:

- Fuck you! Let me go!

Here he got to Stirlitz,

Walked on all sides

- So, let's see, like "Alex": -

Well, great, Herr Spy!

Stirlitz already opened ebalo,

- Okhuel ?! Who are you?

I generally ride on a tram:

Can you tell me the password?

Then the binder brought to his ear,

Fume fuzzy mouth:

- "The caravan goes to the north!"

Pumped off:, the review is waiting.

- “Is the caravan going north?” -

"And the elephants wander south!",

Following immediately smiling:

- Well, with the arrival! Hello my friend!

Embraced, kissed,

- How is "Eustace"? How is Moscow?

The dollar does not go up there?

How is it in Solntsevo "chaps"?

- Yes, everything is fine!

I will have time to tell everything,

Fuck, I'm sick of a hangover

Maybe vodka viebat?

- With vodka, it:, break off,

Schnapps one - finally can garbage!

Well I ordered the "Capital"

Ile forgot about me?

- Ah: are you talking about a box of vodka?

Pass, yes trouble, on the road again

At customs we were shmonali

It was necessary to thump with "Hans".

I just poked a couple of bubbles -

In the parachute shove smog

The rest with them drank

Fuck, gandony: - "God is with them!"

- Well finally :, in kind, bitches,

Are you sure you are not fucking me? -

Swear on the fagot!

What? - Fuck will you say?

Okay, something we forgot

Look around - enemies are all around,

We urgently need to do legs,

While we did not weave bast shoes.

7***

Muller angry in the office,

All employees fucked

- Russki Schwein! Pussies today

For him, the Fuhrer gave me!

This Stirlitz okhuevshy,

His mother once-so-so

Crap in arrogant secrets,

And we can not take it in any way!

And everything has an explanation

And nothing to complain about,

Urgent need to observe

Day and night enter him!

Everything, he got under the cap,

Let him turn around, asshole!

Here you are, Aisman, tell me,

How did everything happen that time

When Stirlitz, having reposed,

You got your right eye out?

- What do you say here: we drank the schnapps,

In the evening with him at the table,

I am a little overdone,

Stalin called - goat.

Stirlitz immediately fingers in the fan,

For the "market" asked the hour

- Well, who understands them, Russians?

And drove me right in the eye.

In addition to the "counter"

Decided to plant me

Maybe someone will explain to me

What the fuck is this?

Chef grabbed his head:

- How could you get there?

"Counter" - it means "grandmother"

Must you give him!

- Should I? And what is the "grandmother"?

I don’t understand anything:

- Do not give - you worse,

Stirlitz will cause "fraternity"!

Before the battle we are puppies

We all the Wehrmacht will not save

When their main “daddy”

Our market will be wiped out!

Rasmrassit all understand -

At them such trick,

Tell us: - "All fuckers - brothers!"

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