Didn't you know what you got into?

Need to get out somehow,

And Herr Stirlitz faster

We need to arrest!

Dig the earth, Mutter faker!

No evidence? - cook yourself!

Do not find - hold on here!

You fucking give a court!

8***

Otto Stirlitz mustache not blowing

At the same time at the table,

Already vodka opens,

Sitting next to the liaison.

- Here it is - native vodka,

And transparent as a tear,

And then this schnapps smelly,

I have long been tired of drinking!

Pizdanuli, ate,

Bottled heat

- Wow! To asshole,

This is a cool booze!

Fuck if we are not native?

It is boring somehow here:

I'll call the postman -

Kat radio operator will be called!

Kat appeared: - Caused?

- What has become there? Come on in!

See - vodka thumps

So with us you sit down!

Kat was confused by something:

- With you to drink - health tear,

Well, as soon as you sing,

Immediately rush to fuck?

- Well, not immediately, gradually,

You need a drink, a snack,

What, as a virgin, embarrassed?

Maybe you still will not drink?

Here, meet - this is Nick,

This is Kat, and this is me,

And you both sit right now

In my office!

Well, let's continue? Fill up,

Well - for the meeting, for the arrival,

Wait a minute, I'll look,

And Mouzon is here too.

- “Under zoldaten, Deutsche Otsirin:”

The sounds of the march rang out

And the music to this

The glasses were full again.

So pretty pick,

Stirlitz - the inventor, the whale,

Shouted Kat: - Well, become a cancer,

Twist the ass: - like this!

- Kolya! Look - this is a woman!

Gl as twists perdakom!

See how tits shake?

SchA we will ask her together!

Ain is posing! - Throw off your clothes!

Skirt, bra and panties,

- Look how proudly you got up

Our red ends!

Well, Kat - that case knows

Dick already sticking in your mouth,

Kohl backs back

Inserting her elda to her.

Only loud puffing

And Kat's moaning,

At the same instant

Announced the cabinet.

Stirlitz, taking her by the ears,

Already throat pushed,

She is not weak her huische,

And like a piston it shook.

Kohl, also not losing himself, -

Two holes in front of him!

That one eldu push,

That really took over the other.

- Zwai pozishen! Change poses! -

We moved to the sofa,

Kat on Kohl on top of the village,

Stirlitz in the ass drove her.

Like a deep two pump,

The two ends rocked in her,

Kat just groaned:

- Press on: hurry up :.

And already in a stormy orgasm,

Kate arched arc

- Dry pozishen! - Come on, little mouth,

You open your wide!

Two years that two bananas,

She started to get into her mouth

- Swallow them harder! -

SchA and we start cum!

At the same instant, in a double stream,

Sperm began to spew,

Kat just screamed,

Managing to swallow everything.

- Oh, sehr gut! Good poobka

Long time so did not rest

But it's time I get ready -

Muller called me!

You want - go on

Only further - without me,

- Gl, huische all in lipstick: -

Well, it's all garbage.

9***

Muller Stirlitz today

He decided to take the gun,

And in his own "office"

Top class all show.

- All gathered? Stirlitz here?

I have a message for you!

- Our gallant scholar,

To catch enemies

It was possible to create a device -

A meter for fucking!

If you're not an Aryan,

In general, who the hell knows

This will immediately show

Wonderful device!

What would dispel all doubts -

Suddenly spies among us,

We will be this device

You hui look now!

Stirlitz just grinned -

- our old man pizdanulsya:

Let's see who the Aryan is:

There will be a funny circus here!

Muller took out the caliper:

- Here is the device! See all!

Sizing

We will check on the scale!

- So: instruction, table

With matching fucks,

Here are the Jews, here are the Aryans, -

Well hold on, tremble spy!

One after another, everyone here has become

After exposing their dicks,

- Getting started! Who is the first?

Come quickly!

Measurements in full swing, -

Muller's eyes bulged.

- Iceman? Are you Chinese?

What is this nonsense?

Who is there next? Give me a measure

We are now your end

- Holtoff - Negro? !!! Eyes do not believe

So-so: Vasche fucked up:

Well, well, Otto Stirlitz?

- Prepare your cock!

Look: - a true Aryan ?!

What about the device? How so?

Mueller, obviously okhuevshy,

He conjured above the table

Then his eyes flashed -

- Stirlitz! Yet you hit !!!

Look at the dick - lipstick!

There is no such one in Berlin!

And the color is immediately visible -

From the Russian factory "Dawn"!

- Hyundai hoh! Spy damn!

You can hardly prove

How Soviet lipstick

Fuck suddenly could get!

Immediately flippers wrapped,

Dragged to the dungeon,

Stirlitz just ebuknulsya:

- Well, Muller, bitch, bastard!

10***

Now sitting on the bunk,

Stirlitz - our main hero,

Rushing parasha, cockroaches,

Though about the wall head:

- Well, Kat: - that's a bitch, crud,

He spoke to her, pussy -

Replace your lipstick

We are in Berlin, not in Moscow!

Dick do it, got caught:

Well, yes it does not matter -

And any fairy tale,

We will always come up!

We recall:

- During the week in the restaurant I was drinking,

(On a date with his wife), and after,

Like I was going to piss,

But in the asphalt eblom fell:

Fuck you: - already better:

What am i - Eblom fell?

And exactly straight fuck,

In the hatch open, I got!

And then there was a raid

Passed the great Shmon,

After all, the Berlin underground

They arranged overclocking!

And in the well partisan

Lurking from misfortune

Scared, so bitch,

What will give her right now pussy!

Well, I fell on top,

As luck would have it, fucking mother,

Kopelyan warned the same -

Half an hour I'll sleep!

Partizanka crap:

- Everything in the Gestapo swept up:

Here fiddled hard

On, they say, fool, do not cry!

And she let's try -

My huysche pleasing,

Though ruin and lipstick

But she had to suck!

I slept, and even from a cannon,

Salute on your ear, -

So lipstick and hit

I'm on my Aryan dick!

And then she fucked -

I lay there like a stake:

Well, after I got up,

Buttoned and left.

Fuck up This is famously,

I wrote the excuse

So, so, so, well, let me remember:

There was a witness too!

There is some kind of bloke, dystrophic,

Augustys checked

He was coughing, remember exactly

He saw how I was lying !!!

Here, at the door, he pounds: Let me out

I'll tell you how I am,

How did that bullshit happen!

- Well, listen, my friend,

What you sing this time,

Only at once I anticipate: -

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