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Once I was lying on my couch and was thinking about what I would write about. Then it dawned on me, but I haven’t written about sex for a long time, especially since a new material has accumulated.
Here some may think that I am a sex-conscious maniac. I will answer. Not at all, although I don't understand ...
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Here some may think that I am a sex-conscious maniac. I will answer. Not at all, although I don't understand ...
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She approached him and he finished. In the wake of him and she finished. Then their neighbors finished. Then they finished all the dogs on the street. Lonely bum finished in the basement with a lingering voluptuous moan. And after them, the whole planet began to end ...
Mammoths and rhinos, lions and tigers finished ...
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Mammoths and rhinos, lions and tigers finished ...
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He was a man, he had a daughter. She says to her father:
- Batyushka, Roly asked me to sing.
- Uh, bad! Why give to someone else, we ourselves eat ... eat!
He took a nail, kindled it in a furnace and went straight into her pi ... doo and plunged it in, so that she could not piss for three months! And Vanka met this girl and started again ...
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- Batyushka, Roly asked me to sing.
- Uh, bad! Why give to someone else, we ourselves eat ... eat!
He took a nail, kindled it in a furnace and went straight into her pi ... doo and plunged it in, so that she could not piss for three months! And Vanka met this girl and started again ...
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The grandfather and the grandmother of youth decided to remember, for a long time they did not try each other, but the trouble was forgotten as ...!
- Go grandfather, look in the barn like a bull with a cow doing it - says grandma.
The grandfather comes in and the barn is dark, the bull in one corner, the cow in the other.
- Mooooo - bull
- Muh-oh-oh ...
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- Go grandfather, look in the barn like a bull with a cow doing it - says grandma.
The grandfather comes in and the barn is dark, the bull in one corner, the cow in the other.
- Mooooo - bull
- Muh-oh-oh ...
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Once, when I got to the village, I saw a wonderful picture, grandfather Micah mercilessly fought up his son-in-law's ass, his son-in-law apparently did not particularly mind and also enjoyed. Okhuev, from what I saw, I loudly flipped, than I gave my presence ... They broke off and approached me, and said - ...
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I, in fact, in life, a funny person. Humor from me rushing straight stream, in a figurative and literal sense. My fun brings so much difficulty for me, the whole story is enough. But you can probably describe the amenities for the whole novel. Here it is, in short, and I will.
And my drawback is the following - I, from childhood, love to let bubbles, that is, what cultural people call to scare, and such strong proletarians, like me, are simply called, to grow fierce. As my utility ...
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And my drawback is the following - I, from childhood, love to let bubbles, that is, what cultural people call to scare, and such strong proletarians, like me, are simply called, to grow fierce. As my utility ...
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A man and a woman are sitting at a table in a cafe. No one hears their conversations, no one sees them. - It is gloomy and sad for me and even the dances of the spheres do not amuse me. - Then let's play my lord. - And what will play my darling. - You will like this to be called the interweaving of everything plus sex and violence, stupidity and intrigue.- Hmm, agreeing to your game is the same as signing a contract with Satan. - Do not be afraid of the immortal, the game does not ...
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