He was a man, he had a daughter. She says to her father:

- Batyushka, Roly asked me to sing.

- Uh, bad! Why give to someone else, we ourselves eat ... eat!

He took a nail, kindled it in a furnace and went straight into her pi ... doo and plunged it in, so that she could not piss for three months! And Roly met this girl and again began to ask:

“Let me sing.”

She says:

- Break, damn Roly! Father for me ... b, so pi ... du burned, that I didn't piss off for three months!

- Do not worry, you fool! I have a cold gag.

- You're lying, damn Roly! Let me feel it.

- On, feel.

She took him by x ... hand and screamed:

- Oh, what the hell! You hang warm: dip in the water. Roly began to dip in the water, but from the strain and zabzdel. And she:

- Look, he hissed! After all, she said that she was hot, so you could deceive, thief, you want! She did not give Vanka.