It was already dark and I, putting the diary on a table in the attic, went to sleep, with difficulty “digesting” Pavel Ivanovich’s unusual memories. I was impatient to learn his further adventures, so literally at dawn, I had a good breakfast, I took a thermos and cookies with me and sat down again in the attic, then for some reason I felt the most comfortable. Well, now I will read the diary all day until I finish! I open the page on the tab and again plunge into the events of bygone days ...

... not only are idiotic commands, so is some kind of childish voice, it is simply incomprehensible. Well now I will allow all these misunderstandings!

I still grew up in the taiga, so for me the forest is my home. Throwing my briefcase to the ground, I darted to the side and, passing high thickets, I entered these “commanders” from behind and - big hello! There are two young girls standing, both sergeants, on a green buttonhole a cunning sign - a snake pokes its head in a glass. We joked about our doctors: "Sly as a snake and drink is not a fool."

The girls are clearly frightened, they hold in their hands huge TT guns, they walk with their hands, the Germans fly in, so they won't get into the APC from five steps, and they can't hear my steps, but look where I dropped my briefcase. I approached very close, hugged them tightly so that they would not shmulnuli with a fool, well, quietly right in my ear: “Quiet! Their! Do not shoot! Quiet!". And the girls are girls at any age - they squealed loudly in surprise. Well, fools are full - we are in the German rear, though after the Wehrmacht’s breakthrough there is no solid line, but you can’t yell! Then, immediately having received two weighty, almost fatherly slaps on their elastic round priests, they immediately sharply fell silent, and turning around and seeing me, they took, as they say, under the visor:

- Good morning, Comrade Captain! We are here ... - and they suddenly fell silent, because with one, I squeezed my mouth with my palm, and the second, appealing brown-haired woman, on whose chest a medal lay almost horizontally, pulled her close and kissed her plump lips firmly.
It is impossible to shout in the forest and even speak loudly, this is an axiom - the forest does not like noise! And the Germans are not deaf! I got a flask, poured them on the cap excellent cognac of the German lieutenant colonel, they drank like water - stress! Then, showing them his fist, quietly hissing: “Quiet! Do not yell or scream! Their!"

Apparently, having recovered a little after a strong fright, the medical girls hugged me tightly and began to cry quietly, pouring out their fear and their feelings on me - the whole shirt on my chest became wet. Well, it is impossible for them, the young and beautiful, to this war, although without them, too, in any way!

Then, already slapping them slightly over the seductive ass, I picked up the briefcase and quickly took these beauties away from the place of our meeting, if the fascists heard us and come running here, then we are no longer here. And an hour later, when we moved away and the girls could barely move their slender legs, we sat down under a big spruce in a deep hole, I lit a small fire there and warmed up canned food. After eating, we met at the same time. The girls are named Zoya and Kira, they graduated from a normal three-year medical school, now they are 22 years old, they have more experience than those of newly appeared doctors, who are sometimes sent to the army after the third year of medical school.

Both consider themselves to be married, although not painted, they spent the last six months with their lieutenant grooms together, and then the young commanders were taken to Stalingrad. And then the German breakthrough, the hospital was bombed out, she fled into the forest and now the second day hiding here, shivering with cold and fear.In German, counting the rear, in this forest, without food, without spare clothes, only bags with medicines were seized, trembling - in May it is still cold, although the sun heats with might and main. Well, women are women, young and stupid, completely unadapted to war. Yes, all of a sudden women's needs ...
Now I gave them one jar for two, the girls cannot be fed up immediately, since they haven’t eaten anything for two days. Well, since they are so trembling without ceasing, yet more from the cold - they moved away a little from fear, then I gave Zoya an excellent jacket of a German pilot from his trophies, and the second - a beautiful sleeveless lieutenant colonel. And quickly put on, this is not looting, but war trophies, I destroyed them in battle, but not from the corner I shot them. And I feel so warm, I drag so much on myself. We ate, their eyes perked up, they themselves began to move, now they can listen to me and I gave them my vision of this situation.

I am still the son of a forester, I grew up in Siberia, I am well oriented in the forest and can bring them to my own along these forests. But! To listen to me implicitly, now there is no time to argue and cackle, therefore - in the forest do not yell and do not scream. If you are frightened or frightened - close your mouth with your hands, and I will go ahead, like a battle watch, do not play around and do not run ahead of me! All clear? Soon we will go, then the team - take off your shoes!

- Comrade Captain, but what kind of team is this? You still say - undress! And we will not perform! Here!

- Well, comrades sergeants of the medical service! Teams need to perform quickly and without question, otherwise we will not get anywhere. Well, if you do not fulfill my commands and you do not want to obey, then I will say right away - goodbye! Happily stay! And I went to ours.
I don’t want to breed this kindergarten with them, I don’t want it, but I don’t want any canned food. This is the army, not a gathering in the garden. The army is a clear and unquestioning execution of orders! Forward, time does not wait! I scooped up the water, straightened the German sleeping bag on the knapsack, hung my briefcase over my shoulder and, checking the compass and a detailed German map, quickly went in the chosen direction. Ten minutes later I stopped and, at low tide under the tree, I moved on, as I hear, as if a herd of deer were breaking through the forest, the branches were cracking.
Here devils, told them a hundred times - the forest does not like noise! As I stood behind the tree, I deftly caught the girls running in my arms, and then they again received my savory and very weighty slaps on their resilient priests - I ordered not to squeak and squeal a hundred times! They howled softly, then began to groan, holding their mouth with one hand, and the second - rubbing their delicious priests, hatching at me along with fear. Where did you jump from, comrade captain? From the forest, of course, do not make noise and yell, we are in the rear!

- Comrade Captain, we understand everything. understand that we are fools, we will go with you. Just do not hit more, I already have a bad sore. And we will obey you, but don’t beat, we’ll do everything, - mumbles through Kira’s fingers.

- Well, if you otherwise do not reach, I will beat. And now - running from here, once we are noisy, you can’t be here any longer. The Germans are not idiots, they have special teams for catching people like you.

I took them away, then put Zoya on a small stump and himself, removing her boots from her, examined her legs. Medici! Of course - rubbed your feet! Smeared with alcohol and greens that Zoya filed, lifting her legs with small feet so that I could see her blue leggings, rewind footcloths, the smell was already from the spoils Now Zoya was surprised to note that her legs felt good in their boots. To dress up footcloths is an art, and socks for a couple of days will simply decay in boots. In the same way, Cyrus pereobul, only her leggings were pink. Now we can go further, we will not rub our legs, now it is clear why I ordered you to take off your shoes then! They abandoned and promised to obey in everything. And you thought that I will rape you? It's about time! It is necessary to think a little, cute honey!
On the way we had another adventure, but profitable. On one glade, some riots prepared something like a kulesh in a large pot, placing it over a fire.Idiots - in the forest the evening fire is visible from afar! I greeted me from behind a tree, suddenly palnut, and these frightened heroes, hearing my voice, suddenly rushed in different directions. So I took the pot from the flyers and carried it with me - we’ll take it and, naturally, we will eat hot. After a couple of hours, the girls were completely exhausted, they obviously did not go on hikes, but I did give them breathing space to restore their own ...