How it all happened, I did not even understand. Just once - and I sit in a puddle. Well, I’d just sit there, and then one leg fell somewhere, and there’s definitely no bottom. In addition - a friend repeated my path, plopped behind her back. And the sensations from her, judging by the remarks, are the same.

Lyuska stands before us with round eyes in surprise.

- Do not come, stand there! - I scream, because I already understood that my foot landed in an open well.

We got up far from the first attempt. At first, I - a girlfriend from behind pushed. Then she - I was pulling her with all my might. Then bags from the same puddle caught. The nearest building was seven meters. There is a porch with a locked door. We reached him and began to take off the shoes one by one, pouring water from their boots. Lyuska helped as best she could. Mostly valuable advice.

Shod, squeezed hem, glanced at each other. Two hens are wet. Then the door opened, from there two peasants came out. It turns out that our bathing also had witnesses.

- Why did you go there? You didn’t see anything - we specifically stuck a branch there!

Looked around. And the truth is a big branch sticks out. Only here to guess that it indicates the open door, we could not in time. Yes, and there is no other road.

But consultation from the Aborigines received. It turns out that they were right. True, even with a kilometer to the goal was to get. We conferred, and decided that we would never gather here again. Let's move on. Thank God, the child did not fall into that well, and we somehow.

We found that KSM. And the necessary help received.

I stood in front of the table in the office, and from my fur coat to the floor around me puddle flowed. It was a shame to tell what happened. A friend from behind my back, seeing the discontent of the local ladies, tried to explain:

- Why, while getting to you, some kind of car poured water over us ...

I turned around. A friend, seeing a clear distrust of others to this explanation, clarified:

- Big car. Highly...

When we got home and hung out to dry through wet clothes, we were finally able to relax. And it was here that we were covered. Laughing to exhaustion. Represented how our "swimming" in a puddle looked. They remembered the office ladies who had spoiled the floor. And laughed again. And they were very happy that Lyuska had not slipped there - she would have gone to that well with her head.

By the way, I received the compensation. 120 rubles ...

8. TEACHER ON THE OUT-OF-CLASS WORK

At a school where children studied, I was elected chairman of the school’s parent committee. Of all the teachers, Larisa, the organizer of extracurricular activities, about twenty-three, stood out with her beauty. At the very first meeting, her flawless figure, a very pretty face, caught my eye, but in addition she was a great presenter of school activities. Confident in her own irresistibility, having a lot of practice, she became the center of attention of absolutely everyone present, and not just children.

Nothing foreshadowed sex.

But it was the end of the school year, and I was invited to the prom. I thought to stay a couple of hours, push it and go home. However, there was Larissa ...

If someone had told me that it would be so easy to master this girl already at midnight, after a few glasses of champagne, I would not have believed it.

At night, among the trees, on her knees, she pulled out my defenseless member from her pants, and with a roar she threw herself, eagerly and skillfully sucking it.

After the blow job was “Dogi Style” and again in the mouth.

- Such a beauty! ... - slipped in the brain. - Mom Mia !!! How wonderful it is!

“It was worth living for that!”

True, on light trousers there was a small trace of lipstick.

At home I showed the cut finger, listened to the notation that I had come in the morning drunk, and went to bed.

A few days later I found her again and we retired again, only now in the apartment. On the sheets! After shower!

I caressed her selflessly and everywhere. Admiring her perfect, pliable, unbearably young body.

After sex, they started talking about this and that ...And so that she understood what a worthy family man I was, he said that I never spend money on mistresses.

I thought, as a teacher, she had to at least praise me.

But Larisa abruptly got up and silently began to dress.

“I need to do business with barely noticeable tears in my eyes and the voice of the organizer for extra-curricular work,” she replied.

I never saw her again.

Probably, she felt hurt that I was very exemplary.

9. HOW TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH SPECIAL

The middle of the working day, but what am I doing here in this huge mall, I wondered to myself, going to the underground parking lot as if to smoke. Nskoro bro tighten, it will be more fun, NB look. Fuck, and a cigarette lighter ?! He took out a pack, then a cigarette, standing around it between my fingers. I try on my mouth, my lips ... It’s time for a while to get involved, but the motive is not enough.

I look around, looking for a potential lighter-victim, and then, finally, my object is found! A pretty brightly dressed girl, sitting behind the wheel of a car, seems to have a selfie. That is, he tries to make a selfie and grimaces directly, builds sponges with a duck on his iPhone in brilliant pink color. What a cute, funny babe! I looked further as she got out of the car, took off her jacket, threw her on the driver's seat, took off her pink hat, straightened her hair, and again began to look at the camera on the iPhone. And again she opened the door and crawled behind the cap, put it on again and fotka again, that is, she is trying, of course! What a luck and baby too funny, I thought. And I decided to get to know her, at least! And then how it goes. Wow, and she already comes here.

- Lighter will not? - I ask confidently, peering into her face.

- Nn-nooo! I do not smoke! - she shrugs off her hands, smiles apologetically, trying to pass by. But I don't let her. And I take it with my right hand under my elbow, tugging a little and finally stopping it.

“What is this what?” - I read in her blank look and hide the cigarette in my jacket pocket. She is clearly embarrassed and does not know what to say, only occasionally trying to pull her hand up, but oh well, I will help her, today I am vanilla-kind. And I started ..

- You just do not worry, I just watched you when you sat in the car, and then when you went out, and such a controversial beauty, not decisive, and how she undressed ... Such funny! - shit, that's why I said it in vain ... Because after this stupid phrase of mine, her eyes widened with surprise and some shock.

- If you want, I will help you, sfotkayu you normally, so that everything worked out translate and with a foreshortening I will tell you and in general ...? - I did not ask in such a tone, I insisted, because I was sure of its reliability! And again I noticed on her face a storm of emotions, including doubt and indecision.

- Come on! Not worth it! I need to drink coffee ... I ... - the girl otmazyvatsya as she could, but she could not, and I just felt how she could not find the right words, it inspired!

- What's your name? We will meet and you will understand that I can be trusted - I continued to press, never letting her go a step away from me. She mumbled something about the fact that it was time for her, blah-blah-blah and other nonsense, but I was adamant! Moreover, I emboldened to the utterly impotent impudence and simply snatched out her sixth iPhone from her hand. Of course, I understood that I could get a bite from her, but oh, how unlikely, she was too strange and especially pliable doll) the power over her iPhone, it can not stand up and smash into a thousand fragments about hard asphalt! Well, in any case, I decided to command, while she was in the second state of fucking off my impudence.

- Let's get here, then the lighting is better, look at the phone, and try to smile, head down a bit, lips ... Oooh, stop biting your lips, seductress! - and walked a couple of steps.
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