ass and no problem. Well, and you want to suffer, you can try to fold. If you're lucky, you can swim, captain.

And I had a choice?
- Doc! Kromsay, - I gave myself to him.
“Well, hold on then, mate,” he suddenly became serious. Just like in Vysotsky. "And I held on."
I lost the account. His lips bit out in pain so that they pouted and became like those of a negro. Life has become a survival.
And so, somehow moving away from the foolishness of the next narcosis, I again saw these eyes in front of me. Already thought everything. Finally, the roof went. But it was she. In the middle of the day I ran away from work and came. And then she began to come every day. How she did it is incomprehensible.

Less than a couple of months, they stopped carrying me to the operating room. But in return, it is obvious that life does not seem honey, Rolled up the leg in a plaster. Until the navel. Yes, even with a boot. So that back and barely bent. But man is a very hardy creature. Having mastered the crutches, I learned to move independently. And soon even in the corridor I could crawl out.
Making the next promenage, and came across his attending physician.
- Captain! And what are you doing here? - he stopped me.
“Since you already run like a young man, tomorrow I’ll discharge you,” he concluded.
The next day she brought my friends, who carried me in their arms and somehow put them in the car. Already at home they put me on the bed. A covered small table on wheels was moved, and the buzzing started. But they did not make noise for long. After drinking a couple of glasses, they retired together, leaving us alone.

Though crippled, but the guy is young. For four months on the beach and without a woman. This is a bust! I even had a soldier’s dreams under anesthesia. Due to my inactivity I could not climb on it. Yes, it is not required. In an instant, scattering her clothes in all directions, she turned on me. What is there African dance? Africa is resting! My poor neighbors in the block, listen to the top to bottom, along and across the house. You can imagine how their ears pricked up when passionate feminine moans turned into hysterical no less passionate screams. And it already went to its logical conclusion, called an orgasm. And then ... hryas !!! Gypsum in half! What did the neighbors think when they heard a long-drawn male roar? The pain is such that the ceiling has become a meter lower. And she, as she jumped off of me, and rushed to the phone to call an ambulance.

I woke up again in the hospital. My doctor is sitting on a chair in front of the bunk:
- Well, you give, captain!
To justify something somehow necessary.
- Yes, I do not give it, - I answer. And he for his:
- I don’t feel sorry for myself, at least I respected my work. I have been busy with you for four months and everything is under the tail of the cat. Start all the work again.
And here she comes. The doctor jumped from the chair. It seems that he wanted to intimidate me, and in front of her he began to frustrate.
- What about him? She asks.
- Nothing serious. But, a week will have to spend with us. Only you, please, not so vigorously next time, -
but he himself is grinning and staring at her very, very frankly.

Do you think she was at least a little embarrassed? Not at all! Innocence itself. Only flaps his long eyelashes, as much as the curtains on the windows move. Well, how can you not love such a woman?
The way all medical personnel began to treat her ...! Words can not describe. About the sick and can not speak. When she entered the ward, even the heaviest began to preen, trying to rise from their beds. Every morning before her arrival, they all began to shave. And the heads of the doctor himself brought her a permanent pass. This is in a closed medical institution!
I can not write further. Still, this is the intimate side of my family life. I can only say seven months I suffered in this cast. Well, to be objective, we suffered.

In the end, I managed to get better. She left me. And I returned to the fleet.
I just brought a ship from the arctic. And after a short rest, the flight through the Gulf of Aden is squirming to us.Yes! In the thick of the pirate mayhem. I'm already tired of sleeping at the board meetings. My team was stupefied by endless security training. Finally, our coastal chiefs found a way out. We welded the windows of the lower decks of the tanker with grilles, and decided that we had done everything to save us. Swim guys! "About life, about sex and about love." "About Life" certainly continues. So it will be about everything else.