Characters: Father Frost, Santa Claus, Kolotun-babay, Snow Maiden, thirty-three wives and a young handsome.

In Veliky Ustyug, it is not reaching the Urals, if you turn left, there was Grandfather Frost. The old man's name was like that. And maybe the last name? Who knows? He lived so-so. Lazy all year. But with the winter cold came the troublesome time for him. New Year was coming. And here it is our favorite holiday, because it is a new hope to change your life for the better, without doing anything for it. And we love a freebie most. Therefore, this holiday is considered the most important. And on this most important holiday, Santa Claus is also the main one.

But, it is in our area. In others, there were their main on the main holiday. Far to the west of Veliky Ustyug stands the glorious city of Babelsburg. Santa Claus's friend Santa Claus lives there. It definitely has a first and last name. And unlike ours, he is known as a very busy man. All year in an advertising agency works. Lemonade advertises. They call it Coca-Cola.

And in the east, Santa Claus has another friend. By the name of Kolotun-babay. Well, this does have to spin all year. Still would! Try to keep a harem of thirty-three capricious wives.

But once a year they leave all their business to help people celebrate the most important holiday. And it is not easy at all. Cope very hard. Then Kololovun-Babay suggested to his friends to connect caring women's hands. Him something? He does not count these very hands. He put his entire harem on a sleigh and moved a long baggage to his friend in Veliky Ustyug.

Father Frost wondered, where could he find women's caring hands, and wrote a letter to his granddaughter Snow Maiden, so that she would urgently come to visit her grandfather.

The most difficult thing was for Santa Claus. While he worked in his lemonade factory, Western women fought for their rights. They fought, fought and reached the point that the unfortunate peasants of the West really didn’t have to approach them. From despair, then the men began to love each other. Even the name of this disgrace invented. Same-sex love. But women, as you know, need a caress. Without it, they are sick. No conquered rights can not replace it. And the local men to caress women have already become incapable. So, Western women began to scatter in search of the kind of care they needed. Those who leaned in the southern lands, at least some men to seek, who to the east. Some even turned out to be in Kolotun-Babay's harem. We did not move. And, then ... While they were fighting for rights there, ours were fighting for men. Do not waste time on nonsense. Where should they go with ours?

Santa Claus looked around, and there were no women left in the west. Then he decided that caring hands might not necessarily be women's hands, and took with him to the Great Ustyug a young handsome man who bottled lemonade at the factory in bottles. So together we drove a Santa Claus truck to Great Ustyug.

Grandpa Frost was delighted with the guests. And how are we usual? Any important business begins with a meal. Here, as a hospitable host, Santa Claus and set the whole company at a rich table.

Sit, exchange experience. Santa Claus tells how he goes around the house at night, and every boy and girl puts candy in a sock. Santa Claus in response only shakes his head, saying that our children will not eat socks sweets. Gifts must be placed under the tree.

This is Santa Claus is welcoming. And Santa Claus, he's business. He cannot do business without business. So he began to promote his lemonade to the Northern market. Yes, only Santa Claus, as a solid person, began to find out the power of the goods. For a long time, Santa Claus praised his products. But, having learned that there is not enough degree in the production that corresponds to the native standard, Santa Claus refused to help a friend. What can you say? Do solid people and caring respectable.

At first, the Snow Maiden looked handsome, that came with Santa Claus.But, as he asked her to make him beef Stroganoff, the girl was indignant:

- Lord! And what is this perversion?

But Kolotun-babay, as he glanced at the Snow Maiden, so his heart melted. And inevitably the moment is approaching, when with a brazen look it will be possible to declare that since last year I have not eaten or drunk anything. What is there!? Since last year, sex was not! He sat down to her and, right in front of all his wives, began to praise the beauty of her writing. Yes, only the Snow Maiden, Kolotun-babai, seemed somehow inconspicuous. She had a transitional age when it was too late to look for a prince, and for whom it was too early to go. And for many years she led a huge company. The company was called "Russian Woman", where workers all year round went into burning huts and stopped to gallop horses ... Yes, so stopped, that not soon these horses could gallop again. But, as she learned that all his thirty-three wives are always happy, and each is happy in her own way, she began to respect immediately.

- Come on, Kolotusha. I'll show you our Christmas tree, -

the Snow Maiden called him.

- wah! Maiden-Jan, let's go, -

he agreed.

- And, where are the trees, there are sticks, -

to himself thought sly Kolotun-babay.

And thirty-three wives do not drink, do not eat, do not take their eyes off a young handsome, bored next to Santa Claus. As soon as Kolotun-babay and the Snow Maiden left to watch the tree, they grabbed him and dragged him to their harem. But the thing for which they loved their master so much turned out to be not acting for the handsome man. But, do not disappear the same good? They decided to give it to the harem eunuch, Uncle Yusup. Maybe that will fit? No sooner said than done! And the younger wife ran for the scissors.

Frightened handsome. He shouted not in his own voice, broke free and ran away. Thirty-three wives chased him. Although not capable of affection, but he was frisky. Hard to get away from the chase. And, then ... what is it without pants through the drifts ... With great difficulty, but left. Ran to Santa Claus and began to ask him soon to return home. Santa Claus looked at them, and his friend already from Klaus himself began to turn into Klava, and did not persuade them to stay. So in the truck with his lemonade and left both.

And the unfortunate wives waited their master for more than a month. But while Kolotun-babay did not show all thirty-three ways with which he loved each of his wives, the Snow Maiden did not let him go.

A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it. Good fellows and red girls a lesson.

And why in the west the main holiday of the year is celebrated a week earlier, and in the east one and a half months later? Here! Not for nothing this!

If on New Year's Eve you meet a sober Santa Claus on the street, do not believe him. This is not a real Santa Claus. Feel free to grab his beard and drag him. Trust me. The beard will come off immediately.

If you are watching on TV a New Year report from some Babelsburg, where Santa Claus is shown in a red suit, do not believe it either. This is not a real Santa Claus. This will be in the blue suit. So there they have developed.

But when more than a month after the New Year, they show on TV how a small, thin Kolotun-babaychik launches a paper dragon into the sky. Still would! What should this Kolotun-babaychik be, after the Snow Maiden immediately demanded thirty-three ways from him? Yes, so demanded that he only after six weeks was able to launch a paper dragon.

Do not let yourself be deceived. Meet the New Year correctly with the right characters. Happy holidays to you! Happy New Year! Holiday greetings... !