I'll start with this. For some reason, it is believed that the friendship of men and women is impossible. The most stupid prejudice! Woman is a completely different world. The world is dense, it is impossible to know that to the end. Men explain this by their lack of logic. Or, conversely, the presence of female logic.

Friends with a woman are incredibly interesting. I have many friends among women. Friends in the truest sense of the word. And my wife, knowing me well, has been living for 30 years, it is not at all jealous of those women with whom I am friends. Once very flattered me. And said so:
- You're one of those men who can not be led away. Unless, of course, they do not leave.

By the way, even on this site there are only women among my friends. True, only smart women.

I have one more oddity in life. I love it very much. Jokes coming up with. I make fun of people and myself constantly.

And, joking, as you know, it is sometimes very dangerous. That only my story "Bon appetit, Your Majesty!" Is worth it. Who cares, can read. But, sometimes a harmless joke can lead to a completely different result than described in the story.

Finishing the introduction, I turn directly to the topic. I have a girlfriend. We are friends for more than 10 years. Not only with two higher educations, it often does not mean anything, but also erudite to improbability.

Such a 40-year-old, big lady. Very well appointed. Watching yourself subtly.

It works, as she puts it, in the service sector. In fact, she - "Mommy." For those who do not know what it is, I will explain. Pimp.

And so, somehow at the meeting, she bitterly lamented her hard share. And what peasant would not be interested to talk on a similar topic with such a knowledgeable person? Listened, opened his mouth!

She told the following. As you know, demand creates supply that will never allow this oldest female profession to disappear. But in the modern world there appeared their own specific, if you will, national peculiarities.

The very confused is almost invulnerable by the law. Well, get caught. Finger shook. Fined on the little things and still released. Mommy is responsible for everything. It was she who goes under the article. Although, one of a thousand comes across. And that, if we are a complete fool.

The trouble comes from the other side. Cops, prosecutors, officials of all ranks, deputies of all levels, even the fire inspector, all want to use the services. But borrowed for free. Free, using his official position. And, try "mommy" to refuse any of them. Not for long and in the dock to be. Here comes the business in decline. Debit with a loan does not reduce.

So we walked down the street, chatting nicely. And here I was born, as always, completely arbitrary.
- Listen, -
I say:
- After all, there are all sorts of agencies like "husband for an hour." I have a friend almost every day there goes. The second year the same crane repairs.
- I did not get that? -
She stops.
- Friend! Turn on your brains! You have them, -
I even raised my voice to it:
- And why not organize the "neighbor for the evening" agency? You can think of a name better than me.

Well, said and said. Joked After 10 minutes, we broke up and I forgot everything

And, recently they called me on the same street. He turned around and almost fainted. My girlfriend and me get out of a luxury car with a personal driver.
- Well, how? In chocolate?
Greeting, taking her hands.
- What kind of chocolate! -
She laughs:
- And, most importantly, to put it in your tongue, you furnished your fodder compartment with buoys and landmarks that you couldn’t break the torpedo.

That's the whole story. See, what an ordinary joke can lead to?