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- It's all she, slut,
And fucking let me down
And with money fucked,
And the cops passed it!
He was thrown into the swamp -
Need to find there ends,
Somewhere I calmed down
After all, he could not abyss!
And then Giuseppe with Carlo,
Pointing the cat with the fox,
Also moved to the swamp,
On the path, on the forest.
***
Well, there fucking in the midst,
Pinocchio between your legs,
So her nose is a fireman,
What flowed smoke already.
And Piero is not behind,
With male dog is alternate, Then her ass zahuyarit,
That really requires a blow job.
And Malvina in paroxysm
The passion of the wild already squeals,
Well, what's surprising here
Nose no dick - always worth it!
***
Carabas here Duremar:
- Do you hear the screams? I do not understand:
And burn rubber pulls:
Isn't Malvina there a fuck?
Making their way to the clearing,
Carefully, through the bushes,
- Exactly! Look - they are here in the choir:
Right now, give them all pussies!
***
12.
Pinocchio for a second
He took out his nose with a manda just
And eyes squinted to the side,
He sees - Karabas climbs.
- Fuck, bummer, again a hindrance,
Just like last time,
After all, they won't let you,
And he shouted to everyone: - Atas !!!
Get out in the bushes, look, sit down,
Duremar and Karabas,
They wrapped us, scumbags,
We fucking come now!
Those with Malvina scatter,
Pinocchio them: - Stand !!!
I'm the only one Malvin,
I will be here to protect? !!!
Immediately threw his fingers into the fan,
- Well, come closer!
What an awkward thing to fear?
Do not wait, pidorki!
Artemon bared teeth,
Paw back ground tears,
For their own korefanov,
He will break any.
And Pierrot grabbed Malvina -
Straight to the tree fly,
Do not have time to look back -
They are sitting on the top.
Pinocchio Carabasu:
- About you, I broke all!
You sat in the "safe shaggy"
Rooster on the zone was !!!
Himself, you are a nit, pervert,
Mossy pig
In the swamp I was told
And you, you bastard, my brain fucking !!!
There was a mess here
Not for life, but for slaughter,
As the tales say,
Mortal combat began.
The forces are clearly not equal here,
Two healthy asshole,
Against them are two very brave
No matter how you look, but pussy.
***
These screams and blows
Papa Carlo heard
Through the bushes and gullies,
He ran to the clearing.
And behind him flies Giuseppe,
With an ax at the ready,
- Eh, where all my years are:
Where is my old bleed!
***
And on Malvina tree,
And Pierrot - these are eccentrics,
To support Pinocchio,
They recite poems:
- Karabas Barabas -
Old vile fagot!
SchA you our Pinocchio
Pizdyuley specific will!
SPARTACUS!!!
(three cotton)
SPARTACUS!!!
(three cotton)
Ole-e-ole-ole-ole!
A bottom hooking, famously
Carabas piled up,
Our brave Pinocchio,
And his pants down.
Threw the key right in the asshole
Twisted it a couple of times,
- Here are the door, you nasty fag,
And I otomknul it!
Well, the poodle Duremar,
Clung to the motnya,
Grasp the dead bulldog
And ruffled for all the garbage.
At that moment in the meadow,
Papa Carlo suddenly appeared,
He sees Pinocchio,
And under it lies a man.
- Pinocchio !!! My son!
Is everything alright with you?
Hey, what's up with you
With a beard for garbage?
And Giuseppe is also nearby,
I found myself at the same moment:
- SchA, we are all here scoundrel! -
For my son! - a terrible scream.
And he drove everyone to kick
While the shoe is not torn,
- What the fuck got?
Everyone lie here! I said!!!
Karabas lies and groans,
All broken hollow,
The key was clearly not weak -
Well, he was not lucky.
Pinocchio to Duremar,
- Remember, scum?
As I was dragged by the legs,
I eblo smeared in the dirt?
I'll remember your face -
I told you then! -
And with the scale of Pinocchio,
Duremaru gave eggs.
- Now fuck, nits,
Do not hurt my eyes!
Its ax in the hand rotating
They Giuseppe ordered.
Immediately both instantly fucked,
There is a rustle through the bushes,
Only heels sparkled,
By ravines and forests.
13.
After, briefly Pinocchio,
All that was told
And with a winning smile,
He showed them the key.
- Fuck! Look quickly, Giuseppe, -
Papa Carlo screamed,
- How much gold is my son,
Our with you got!
How much does this key weigh?
In it the weight is fucking
How to pawn it,
How long will we buzz!
Pinocchio laughed:
- Old men fell out:
Soon noon, quick,
We need to go home!
Dad, mom, I grab it,
New all your friends
Let them go home with us
Together will be more fun!
Well, there I will reveal to everyone,
You one big secret
Ohrennete from happiness,
Babok enough for a hundred years!
Yes, besides, Papa Carlo,
I have already forgiven for that
What is he cutting me
About my dick completely forgot.
But my nose is better than dick
I served well
Still see - fact on the snout -
I got the key to them!
Papa Carlo began to cry:
- You forgive me, son,
I saw then I can see
Lohanulsya - God sees!
And Malvina here stood up,
For his shnopak big,
- Yes, with such a fucking nose,
Even cooler than with Elda!
Then they kissed,
Forgive all their sins,
Hugged, took hands,
We went home through the forest.
14.
And in the closet Buratino,
Pointed hand to canvas
- Behind this straight, picture,
The door will be in another world.
Papa Carlo was surprised:
- How many years have lived - did not know
Who would have advised before
I would have hacked it for a long time:
Immediately they broke the canvas -
In the web and dust,
This door appeared
- Mystery us open your!
Beat the clock twelve exactly
Pinocchio key stuck,
- Still a little scary -
And he turned it:
The door creaked open
And behind her some move,
Pinocchio rushing first,
The rest of the people behind him.
Carefully so step -
Suddenly they will give shcha here pussies:
- Look, the light seems to flicker there, -
Pinocchio says.
They came closer,
In neponyatkah, what and how:
Thunder suddenly struck the orchestra,
And someone lifted the curtain:
Look - they are on stage,
The bright light of Jupiter,
The hall is beautiful and huge
And baskets of flowers:
And some pretzel dumb,
They are awarded the main prize:
Yes, even a bag of money:
Everybody yell at them: - Bravo! Bis!
- Fuck yourself got:
From the ship and straight to the ball: -
Buratino okhuevshy,
He scratched his turnip.
So what was with us
It was just a movie:
And in this very hall,
It went on the screen:
All that we have done there
Already the viewer appreciated
It's no wonder that that pedal horse
The statuette handed me:
So always: - all life performance:
And we play the role in it,
And let the viewer decide -
To give a voice:
***
Here we will put an end
How much can I pussy?
I am already a story
Already managed to tire you.
A few words left,
I tell the reader -
What happened to them further,
Well, I could not keep silent:
***
15.
Pinocchio becoming a star
A bunch of "Oscars" ripped off,
And with Malvina in a limo,
On receptions drove about.
Dick of course he sewed
But about the nose did not forget
And in a fit of nostalgia
He popped him in his pussy.
Papa Carlo only whiskey
He admitted to drink
And with Giuseppe in restaurants,
A bunch of attendants spent on drink.
The rest of the fate of the characters
Unknown to anyone -
Somewhere probably disappeared
Everything dissolved in the smoke:
END.
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