Why not fuck him?

***

- You say three days is not zhramshi? -

Pinocchio asked here, -

- Well, you for this time,

So no one fed?

- Not fed, not watered,

There is no money, but who is for that?

Old cat feed?

Oh, life: the price of a nickle.

If I could eat a crust,

Crackers would at least a piece :,

Pinocchio shed a tear,

He was dragged into a tavern.

- Wait a minute, good boy,

I have a girlfriend

Her name is Alice Fox,

I also did not eat for three days!

- Well, give your Alice,

So be to treat you,

Hey, garson! Three crusts of bread!

We walk, I'm crying!

Here Alice rakes,

Also old cunt,

Prostitute station

From a young age she was.

- Oh, what a lovely boy,

Treats us to food

Hey, master! He's so funny!

Come on the table quickly cover!

And in a moment,

The table was full of food,

- Fuck! Is there enough money for this?

Will they give us all pussies?

I used to quietly fuck,

Will notice, tochnyak, cops:

Oh, how famously have fun,

My new kents:

So thought Pinocchio,

Sitting next to the table,

Looking like a grub tosses there,

Bitch red with a cat.

And the owner suspected

What his conductor

For food not pay,

These guests will leave like this:

- Well, drive me the money,

With you fifty gold!

Pinocchio turning around

Ebanul him in the stomach.

- Everything, we fade! Feet in hand!

Walked? Sha, chaps!

Scha huckster as wake up,

So the cops will be sent here!

They screwed me at once, to the forest

Hurry, they run,

- Here, now we are hiding,

And the cops will not find us!

- And you can see, smart little,

As the huckster chopped off, -

This is a cat "blind" Basil,

Pinocchio praised.

He already understood that the coins

Force will not take away,

So you need a new way

To withdraw them.

Winking to the fox Alice,

He called her into the bushes,

- How to clean Pinocchio,

Now, padla, think you!

And with the gait of an old whore,

To Buratino she rushing

He says, for five coins,

Very cool suction.

Other than that of course

Will and in the ass and pussy,

- You all would not go fuck !!!

Where am I going to take you? !!!

Buratino already burst into tears,

- I don't have a dick!

And to sew a member, you need

I have a lot of coins.

And Alice ohrenella: -

- Fuck no? !! - that's the trouble:

Do not worry, everything is fixable

I will help you then!

There is one such field -

This "field of fools"

Bury the coins at midnight,

And say the magic words.

And the next morning - do not believe

Will the tree grow,

And huge huyami

Like leaves to shake!

Choose what you want,

And grapple between your legs,

And then fuck on the square,

Take off your woman there!

Pinocchio mouth open,

Everything hears those words

- If I don’t pussy here,

I'll give you some money!

But not these, soon business,

I'll check one here

Here then grandmother will be,

And I will unfasten you.

Well, let's go to the field,

Soon the night is coming

I'll bury the coins,

Let that tree grow!

Eh, naive Buratino,

Wooden brains

Brought him to landfill,

- Here it is! Take a look!

- You get away,

I'll sit here alone

And the secret of those words open,

Those that say.

- Well, of course, nice boy!

We can not stand with you!

And those words are simple:

“Ex-Pex-Fex!” - I must say!

Cat with fox retired:

Buratino buried,

All the coins as soon as possible

Spell said.

And sitting next to them,

Expected results

- All I stick with fuckers! -

Stupid boy, all dreamed:

- Here, apezduh, does not leave -

Cat Alice whispered, -

- Till morning will sit after all:

- You used cops, or if you called:

And already to the cops in the plot,

Cat Basilio flies -

- You catch the offender!

He is sitting in a dump there!

He is a maniac, sneaky killer,

Everyone threatens to fuck,

And then cut into pieces,

Well, and our city - blow up!

Garbage already fucked up,

- Wow affairs! -

And flew to the dump,

What would grab that goat.

Immediately surrounded the dump,

Frustrated kid,

Pizdyulyami not stint

Already waiting for his prison:

Immediately trial, pretty soon:

- You do not want to admit

All of their villains here? -

We do not care!

Once said - you're a murderer,

So so be it!

And so they decided

We drown you here!

***

Pinocchio lucky

Well the judge did not know

What is his dad Carlo,

From scraped off.

It would be worse, of course,

If stuck in a fire,

Then it was exactly over,

Our further conversation.

***

The sentence is stern is necessary

In the execution of the lead,

And from the bridge, into the swamp immediately,

Sex maniac zapizdit!

There is an order - there is a performance,

Pinocchio at once two dogs,

Head in the swamp, pike,

Thrown straight from the bridge.

About something fucked

Pinocchio head,

And consciousness faded,

Protracted by the veil:

9.

Under that bridge is a turtle,

At that time she slept there

And the shell pussy,

She suddenly someone's head.

Oto sleep eyes razed:

- Prophetic dream I saw!

Right from heaven, my prince,

Will suddenly fall on me!

***

Here let me remind you

That all the prince was waiting there,

Ebanouti Tortilla,

And the virginity took care.

Key treasured retaining

Only that she will give,

And reveal the secret of the door,

Who will question her for the first time.

***

“Ah, my beautiful prince,

Look, and dick is already, -

This is a little tortilla,

On his shnopak looks.

Why are you silent, my dear?

Tired of flying among the stars?

Sleep well my beloved

I can already climb:

And pussy trying on

He sat on the nose,

Immediately tselova torn -

Prediction came true!

Pinocchio waking up here

He opened his eyes slightly -

And on the face looming,

Fucking cunt:

All fucked up, I can see died

And probably hell,

Only he had time to think

And again lost consciousness.

And Tortilla is crawling,

On the nose of his pussy -

No orgasm, even here burst

On the moon even wolf howl.

Climax was seen for a long time,

After all, no joke - three hundred years:

Eh, she used to fuck b:

But fate was given a vow.

And she got off her nose -

How many can you so jerk off?

Waiting - when will the prince wake up?

To hand him the key.

Pinocchio regained consciousness

He opened his eyes again -

Sees - terrible ebalo

Suddenly looming before him:

- I go through circles all hell,

Destined by fate:

And ebalo smiled:

- Hello, my dear prince!

Finally you woke up

Here it is - the golden key,

And I hand it to you,

And I myself - to rest.

This key you door,

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