/ Stories / Humorous
It was July 3, 2001. My friend has no one at home. We decided to have a drink with him. We wanted to invite more girls, but it didn't work out. Well, let's drink in two hari vodka ... We drank a bottle 0, 5l., Wanted more ... went to the pavilion ... turned to the vodars ... we look: the girl is sitting at the table ...
Read more →
Read more →
Planted grandfather rapka. And it was for that. Rapka - a bastard that one more. Even in kindergarten, he became a cool onanist. In the third grade, overwhelmed by heightened sensuality, he seduced three of his classmates, and behind them their mothers. Fathers, too, got from him, as well as relatives and friends ...
Read more →
Read more →
I want to make a reservation (what kind of author I am in FIG, if I do not have reservations, misplaces and WRECKS) that I am not going to mow under Leo Tolstoy, although I am writing the trilogy “Childhood. Adolescence. Youth". And this trilogy is not about the young years of Vovochka, but about the tricks of his furry hatchery.
"Lesson...
Read more →
"Lesson...
Read more →
- Hello, madam! Do not hesitate, you at the doctor, pass, undress.
- Yes, but ...
- Nothing, nothing. I have a lot of experience. You can not say anything. I see everything. Dissatisfaction with her husband?
- Yes, but ...
- Clear. Looking for others, and with them the same thing?
- Yes, but ...
- Take off your clothes ...
Read more →
- Yes, but ...
- Nothing, nothing. I have a lot of experience. You can not say anything. I see everything. Dissatisfaction with her husband?
- Yes, but ...
- Clear. Looking for others, and with them the same thing?
- Yes, but ...
- Take off your clothes ...
Read more →
They sent us with Klyueva somehow on a business trip.
Klyueva Irina! Alas, it is sick to sit in one department with her, it’s not like going to other cities together. There’s nothing to chat with a girl about — a total mess, some clothes on her mind.
Sit, then, in the train. What to do? The carriage is half empty. Georgians with ...
Read more →
Klyueva Irina! Alas, it is sick to sit in one department with her, it’s not like going to other cities together. There’s nothing to chat with a girl about — a total mess, some clothes on her mind.
Sit, then, in the train. What to do? The carriage is half empty. Georgians with ...
Read more →
Once Sidorov went for a walk. Going to the store where he used to buy bread, Sidorov noticed out of the corner of his eye that there was something wrong with the store. Oh yeah, the sign. Instead of “Bread”, there was a strange inscription “Erotic Census of the Population” on it. - Complete nonsense, - decided Sidorov and ...
Read more →
Read more →