- Ira, well, you see how our husbands shirk responsibility, - Vika was indignantly indignant.

Then she turned to Christine and said in a serious tone.

- You, probably, Christina, now will be surprised. But the four of us discussed several times the topic of a possible swing between our couples. The last time was literally last night. Only in the course of our reflections did they not come to anything. Each of us lacks something internally for a certain position. Everyone, as they say, “wants, and prickly, and my mother does not order.” And no one dares to take the initiative in such a radical change in our relationship. So the question remains in limbo.

Everything was silent for a while. The lingering pause was first broken by Irina:

- So far we have decided for ourselves that only the format of “snowdrops” can be acceptable to us in the swing and that we will not search for the third couple through dating sites or swinger clubs.

- Then, maybe, this third couple will be me and Andrey? - asked Christina.

- And let's not run ahead of the engine, let alone decide for the absent Andrey. We value our friendship too much to risk it only for bedding pleasure. After all, swing in any case affects the relationship in the pair and between the pairs.

“In our conversations with Swingers with Alexey, the idea was repeatedly heard that the swing strengthens strong relationships in a pair and destroys those relationships that have a crack,” Vika put in.

“I have a proposal and even two sentences,” said Viktor Ivanovich.

- Already interesting. And which ones exactly? - asked Irina.

- The first proposal: to stop talking about swing. The topic is delicate and you should not remember it in vain. The second sentence: let Christina call her Andrew now, turn on the speakerphone. And this Andrew for us is now a complete abstraction. Let him show himself to us at least with his voice - already the situation of Christina will be clearer.

“And really,” I supported, “can you call him and just chat about anything that is not binding?”

Christina thought a little and agreed. She took the phone, turned on the speakerphone and dialed the number. Andrew did not answer immediately, but somewhere after the tenth beep. His voice was a little excited. Christina was also worried, her face was literally transformed by joyful embarrassment. Outwardly, their conversation seemed to be about nothing. A conversation in which intonation meant much more than the words spoken. After talking for about ten minutes and saying goodbye, Christine turned off the phone and looked at us inquiringly.

- Well, what can I say? In my opinion, if you and Andrey are not in love with each other, then you certainly treat each other as a very close person, Vika summed up.

“I thought so too,” I said.

- It was obviously not easy for him, Christina, to talk after such a break. But he behaved quite decently, - Yuri expressed his opinion.

- Your voice timbre reminds a little, - Irina said out loud to her husband.

- Oh really? Well, maybe, - Victor Ivanovich answered her.

- Tell me, did Andrei tell you about his first sex? - Vick asked Christina.

- He told. It was with a young woman, a neighbor in the country. Andrew was then 16 years old. He helped a neighbor bring heavy bags into the house, and she seduced him there.

- Almost certainly this young woman was domineering, dominant in nature and she did not shave her pubis.

“I know nothing about her character, but you guessed about unshaven pubis.”

- There is no need to be a rocket scientist. The circumstances of the first orgasm with a partner are permanently fixed as “exemplary” and most exciting. The first orgasm with a partner is too bright an event with a long train of memories.

- And how long are fixed?

- Here the score is not by years, but by the number of sexual relationships with another type of relationship in a couple. To adjust Andrew now need partners, inclined to rotate the leadership role in the pair. A partner should feel subtle when it is better for her to take an egoistic position in relations with Andrey and when she should change her position for an altruistic one. Then his model of baldez from submission in sex to the dominant person will be gradually superseded. He should get in touch with the rotation of his role and the circumstances of receiving bright pleasures.

- And Andrei is definitely not hopeless? - asked Christina.

- In general, I do not presume to judge: in vain did you scold him or not. But it seems that you are a bit clever about trying to build relationships. Andrei is now definitely afraid of losing you again - here you are and use it, offering him some new alignment, in which there is a place for both his altruism and his egoism, - Vika concluded.

The rest of my fourth day at the campsite was marked by the universal, but without any obtrusive attention to Christine. In my opinion, her statement about the desire to get a swingers experience intrigued our married couples. And Irina and Vika, as it were, among other things, asked Christina about Andrew. In particular, Vika during our bathing asked her:

- Why did you tell Nastya that Andrei was a bore? Did it manifest itself in anything other than your relationship to you? Does he have a sense of humor that is understandable not only to him, but also to others?

- Sometimes he is funny and witty. Not always, of course.

- Does he know how to listen and hear the interlocutor? He knows how to be flexible and diverse in dealing with others, if he really needs?

- If he needs, then just can. I would even say that sometimes he surprises me in his interactions with others with his unpredictability. In a good way, surprising. It is interesting with him.

“Then you call him a bore for nothing.” Perhaps he is cycling on the same thing in a relationship with you, Christine. But in general, according to your description, he does not look like a type of bore. And thank God, that does not look like. All of us are sometimes bore, but sustained tediousness is a serious diagnosis and a difficult problem in a relationship. A husband - a phlegmatic wife can withstand a bore. And then you will not envy her.

- And what about his and my periodic tediousness in our relationship?

- There is only one cure here - the development of fantasy, the increase in the variety of impressive situations, the change of the usual course of life for unusual events.

And after a while already on the shore, Irina casually asked Christina if she was medically checked after the pick up artist. Christina confirmed that she was protected and checked.

After a leisurely lunch in the "pirate" cafe and returning to the camp, Irina announced a "siesta for an hour." She said that in modern Spain among visitors to supermarkets even held competitions in the afternoon nap with a prize fund of one thousand euros. And among the criteria for winning the competition is not only the speed of falling asleep, but also the spectacularity of the sleeper's posture. Irina invited me to her camper and offered an inflatable mattress, while Christina went to bed at the camper Vika and Yuri.

The evening disco was a triumph for Irina and Yuri.After they asked the DJ to put on some kind of rock and end composition and showed a dance level, the audience simply stopped dancing and gave them a standing ovation, demanding an encore more and more. In general, this evening our couples seemed to be mixed up: Irina was always with Yuri, and Vika was with Viktor Ivanovich. Kristina and I didn't miss either. At first we were picked up by the rhythms of hip - hop, and then by contrast, we shook our hips together under the lambda. Some local guys tried to stick to us, but we didn’t defiantly react to them. They called us lesbians for this and piled us off, which we were only glad of.

When we got together with the six of us, the DJ turned on the piercing “Khava Nagilu”. Somewhat surprised by this, Yuri said, looking intently at me and Christina:

- By the way, there were fourteen degrees in the culture of the Semitic peoples ...