Love, carrots, zeal and blood of Poet Danilov

Beloved to my heart, the poet-pssenik Danilov, being tormented by jealousy, delivered a new poem, I read and cried:

I would have bitten out my fangs
Topchaya and pinah feet.
Human love is inhumane.
At the heart - the deadly wound,

Masha Rasputin was immediately remembered with her immortal hit "Let me go to the Himalayas":

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Well, according to the old tradition of writing reviews of poetry in verse, I present a little parody from Anfisa T. titled:

"NOT EVERYONE HAPPY ME"

I
I love and miss my husband
For those times when x & y
Though it sounds grotesque,
For my cheek was closely

When the candlelight stripped,
And in front of the fireplace eb @ li ...
And I squealed with delight,
Well, incessantly finished


Here I remember my first man
Poded, and booze for the beginning
At first a little shy
Then he brought ... I gave myself.

Neither pain nor blood is visible
But nevertheless it was a shame
Drank a bottle of port wine
A little later, already by the pool

Well, in the sense at the edge of the fountain,
Consciousness came that I'm drunk
In my walk I swayed strongly
Confessed to passersby

She came to some kind of bed
Between two men in parallels
The whole body is permeated with pain,
That's how I came across love

Then there were all sorts of different
Moments painfully glorious
For the first time I was cancer
And for the first time in my life I finished

On different bed wandering
Dorm rooms, motel-hotels
Sucked x * and gentlemen
And other athletes, yachtsmen

I confess, on the boat rolled
In the cabin, they gave me a mouth
That three, or five, I do not remember
I would call it love ...

To the sea, yacht, lobster sunsets,
Beaches, sky, and thunder peals
Well, that time, all wonder,
What if fuck & t is beautiful ...

In the cafe before bedtime was invited,
Then collectively fucked @ li ...
However, I would not talk about these
Well, ours, and your secrets ...

You, too, on the baths eb @ li
And x & yaw on rotan betrayed
All sucked, well, it was necessary
And shouted: Eb ​​* those of us together ...

Now in the past, intrigue-binges
And random different bunks
Kuroles and debauchery indiscriminately
For the family remained the fence.

II
I met my husband strangely
I realized from my face that I wanted it,
Lowered her eyes reddened
And she realized that it was done.


On my neat ass
The boy is in trouble like a mosquito in syrup
And fell in love with me like Romeo
Just looking at the bikini in pareo

On a date, I went shyly,
Chastened eyes mowed
Hinted that I was not so ...
And just externally, I'm a cool chick

A month later - It's time, I decided:
I am yours if you want me to sin
Worried, asked you already had ...?
- You are the second, I smiled cute

Wedding, dress, veil
From mother-in-law donated hut
Restaurant, limousine, the husband carries in his arms ...
I make out gifts and swim in the clouds.

III
And now the tedious life,
Boring sex, romantic forgotten
And past bed of passion
I do not tear my body apart.

I'm tired of rushing around the kitchen
Well, I went to my friend
But her husband uttered with pain,
What do I need to hit the road for salt


And not that I’m cool I’m cool
But rarely dry
Yes, I want and affection, and sex
And he says to me - Cut the cake ...

And tired of bedding confusion
I have no illusions for a long time
By the way, the husband repeats obstinately:
What stand x & d will be right

And there is a Viagra pack
And every ointment for gout
And the curtains were pushed
But her husband got constipated.

My spouse mashed up a cigarette,
And I turned the candy
Smolit, as before the battle infantry
And I fucking hunt

Suck marmalade instead of x & i
About standing up to member,
And they tell me the reason
My new lover is a man ...

Tell me how to confess to my husband
What do you want me to go fucking ...?
Not with this, so with those who insert me
And put cancer in bed ...

Ask him why he is jealous?
My lover doesn't spend the night here.
We met in a separate apartment
A couple of times given in the toilet

That is rather an exotic genre
By the way, the restaurant classy toilet
There are pictures and a palm tree and fish
Even I could not help smiling

When she quickly undressed
And leaning into the tank gave
He inserted, and I looked into the wall
And from x & i pi $ de broke down ...

I will not hide, I was kayfovo
When the fuck is cool & this is cool
But imagine my amazement
From postcards about copulation

This flash drive in the envelope put
And the pictures on the computer came to life
What kind of guard is a freak,
Filmed as fucked & t in my mouth

And my husband sent it all
And each profile has signed
When was it filmed and where
In my been pi $ de

And a little bit of luck
Added, - you are lucky
Your wife is a complete bl @ d,
But he knows how to suck.

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