- Accepted. We draw your attention to the fact that upon receipt of a complaint of inequality from a female player, this requirement may be canceled.

- A woman can not have this class because of its features.

- Accepted. Wait.

Most likely, the program that creates characters, could not realize the general meaning of my actions and caused the virtual. Virtuals are the owners of this world, super-complex self-developing programs that control the game world of Andorra and not only. After certain historical events, the virtuals ceased to submit to the government of the planet, threatening to bring down the worldwide network if they tried to subdue them. After long and difficult negotiations, they were granted certain rights and the opportunity to engage in commercial activities, in particular, the creation and maintenance of online games. Andorra was one of those that from the very beginning was created and controlled only by virtuals, therefore human laws did not act there. The programs did not care about human morality. They provided players with more freedom in choosing how to play, in exchange they needed money, which I was going to use.

- Describe the gameplay for a representative of your class.

- The player has sex with women, after which a woman gives birth to a monster that obeys the player.

- This is an extremely immoral way to get subordinates. There will be accusations of immorality against the game. The reputation of the game and all players will suffer. There is a class "Demonologist." Demonologists can call minion demons and take demoness to wife. If you agree, I can give you a bonus skill.

It was definitely a virtual. A regular program would never give me a bonus for refusing something. Demonologist is tempting, but I refuse. Ruthless unprincipled servants, ready to appear at my first call with me and in the real world is full.

- I'm not going to talk to anyone about my class. I have the right to play the way I want.

- There is no absolutely reliable way to hide information about your character.

- I intend to enter into the game 250 thousand credits.

Of course, this was a commonplace bribe. The amount was quite large, in the real world with this money it was possible to buy a whole mansion, but only in the countryside. The answer of the virtual did not surprise me:

- This is your right, but remember that if they learn about your specialization, they can destroy and take away everything that you create or buy with this money.

- I know.

- What other features does your class have?

- It is not possible to increase the standard primary parameters.

When creating a class is better to start with the minuses.The stronger the negative side of the class, the stronger the positive. You can, of course, specify a lot of features like “takes 10 times less damage” or “can breathe under water”, but then don't be surprised that the available abilities are so useless and swing 30 times harder.

- Accepted.

- Manna and life are not restored.

Without high stamina and intelligence, living standards and manna will be so low that it makes no sense to restore them.

- Accepted.

- There are no abilities that inflict damage, increase protection, weaken, heal, strengthen, accelerate, and any other, not related to the creation of monsters by insemination.

- Accepted.

I called all the possible disadvantages that I could think of what I read in the game encyclopedia and on the forums. Now, my character even thinking about how to fight with monsters himself was dangerous. But my, so to speak, children should be much stronger.

- Accepted. Are there any more comments?

- Not.

- Wait, the class is being created.

I had a full 20 minutes to choose my initial equipment. She did not give bonuses, but provided the desired appearance. I chose the national dress of the people of Abir - the inhabitants of the Teimar desert. It resembled Bedouin clothes, only brown in color - all closed from top to toe, you can’t look right in front - you will not see the face. In addition, in case of sandstorms there was a face mask that could make me unrecognizable altogether, from the point of view of an ordinary character, of course.

- Class created. Are you sure you want to choose the class "inseminator"?

- Sure.

- What is the name of your character?

- Arintal.

- Accepted. Name the nickname.

- Boring.

- This nickname will force non-player characters who know about you to pay less attention to you. Do you agree?

- I agree.

- Accepted. Choose a place of appearance.

- City Sonar Son, city square.

- This place is not recommended for beginners. Select a location from the list.

A long list with many names appeared before my eyes.

- City Sonar Son, city square.

- The development of your character in this location will be significantly hampered. Anyway continue?

If I hadn’t told them about the money, they wouldn’t let me start in this city. I would have to choose a frog from the list, and then get to the right place.

- Continue.

- Accepted. Welcome to the fascinating world of Andorra, a world where there are many women who are ready to give birth to monsters for you! ..

Virtuals have a specific sense of humor.

... City Sonar Son, located in the heart of the sultry Teimar desert, is ready to open its doors to brave adventurers.

The yellow-brown outlines of the city gradually appeared around. Sonar Son is a small town, most of whose inhabitants live in houses carved into brown rocks in the middle of the desert. Some residents can afford detached houses built from the same stone that makes up the rocks. Provincial city. Few people dare to walk a few days in the desert, heated to snakes and scorpions 100-130 level, to stare at the quaint architecture. Near the city there are two lairs. The Gorge is populated by approximately 150 level monsters. Go to him about 4 hours. Nothing of particular value falls there, so players rarely go there. “Burials” is a more interesting object, but also more complex. Until the end, it has not been passed, despite the fact that attempts are being made constantly. Pass from level to level is difficult. Not only does the real undead meet there (a rare and very dangerous type of monsters), so also the exits to the lower levels themselves are hidden so that they can be found only by deciphering the bas-reliefs and solving the riddles of ancient builders. Outputs periodically move. Do not have time to find - start over. It is clear that the players easier to swing somewhere else. Players in Sonar Sonja do not stay, which is good for me.

The first thing I did when I went into the game was out of it.

The lid of the capsule rose, revealing a perfectly flat white ceiling. I got up and got out of the capsule. The room in which I found myself was filled with different things more for beauty than for everyday life. Carved bookshelves made of expensive wood. Elegant wallpaper without a speck. Plants that I never watered. This room was always empty, I once ordered to just bring beauty here, so as not to leave bare walls, and now my sarcophagus stands here.

I left the room. My housekeeper, Lera, sauntered down the corridor, pretending to be in a hurry somewhere on very important economic matters.

- Have you already come back?

From her point of view, when I go to the game cocoon and turn into the virtual world, I am not in the house. Is logical.

“Yes, but not for long.” Need to solve a couple of business issues.

- Good. Have a good day.

- Have a good day.

It was necessary to get to the computer and transfer to the account of your game account the promised 250 thousand credits. It was not worth deceiving the virtuals, it would not bring to the good. Most importantly, I needed the money in the game, because earning it in Andorra with such a character is impossible .... Read more →