thrust daddy dick,
Poured molofyu in pussy mama,
From molofi you appeared,
Mothers were in the stomach
They grew, grew, then were born ... "
...
We walked, depressed silently;
Having touched the secrets of the race;
And Pasha asked Strekach,
Darting bullet behind the cart.

In this way, the most burning mystery of childhood was revealed to Gaucher.

And then there were obscene jokes overheard from high school students, most of them about Vovochka and Marie Vanna the teacher. There was a peeping through the hole in the girly toilet and the whitened windows of the women's bath.

I also remember one spring day, he was 14 years old, that day he jerked off eleven times and sperm flowed and flowed and flowed ..

The army was not before, and for two years of service he jerked off only ten times.

After the army he did not get married right away and jerked off as soon as a tearing pain in his groin appeared.

This usually happened on the eighth day of abstinence.

When he got married, he even shed tears when he woke up at night. Then he thought that he no longer needed masturbation - since there is always a wife nearby. He burst into tears, because he had become attached to him in twenty-four years and even merged with his vicious (as he then thought) habit. But not without reason, the people apparently say: habit is second nature.

And the second nature has manifested itself!

The honeymoon is over; a year has passed, the other and in the relationship began to show inconsistencies of characters. They sometimes quarreled, Fryusha sometimes rolled up scenes of jealousy, sometimes she was simply offended by the lack of attention, as she thought from his side. The spats were hard for both, and one night, Gosh, lying down next to his sleeping wife, touching the penis, the foreskin was itching, quite involuntarily began to jerk off. The member was excited instantly, the experiences receded and faded against the background of erotic fantasies, and the brain recorded a state of euphoria ..

Second nature triumphed!

Fryusha knew about his habit. At first she was angry, uttering and even offended, but then, somehow imperceptibly, she herself was addicted to this: to the jerking of his penis.

She learned to masturbate for a long time correctly and finally learned to do it smoothly and rhythmically. And she was surprised to find that she did not just like it, but delivered sexual pleasure, and soon, and very often, this occupation began to end with sex; stormy - on her side - sex.

But Gosh, she did the same, although she didn’t scold, but she sometimes scolded, grabbing him for this occupation in the bath.

And Gosh, once he discovered something that made him take a different look at his usual craft from early childhood.

16.07.15

Chapter 5. Onanist, unexpected discovery

Morning and dick is worth and wild desire, which is absolutely impossible to cope: "I want!".

He touches her and she, seeing his sticking out member, lies on his back and spreads his legs, and he, with his arms and legs, begins to bend, touching the pubis, and when she pulls away, she bends behind him, as if sticking, and they move in this dance slowly, with breaking the rhythm with each movement and finally meeting in antiphase and he, falling down with his whole body, plunges into the vagina with a moan of bliss ... a short delay and he slowly pulls the penis out of the vagina and abruptly, in one motion, plants
- More so! - she exhales - slow motion back and a sharp dive - More! - he thrusts
- More about! - he thrusts, and she, having arched meetings, falls down ... a few minutes they, with rapid breathing and increasing tempo, move towards each other ...

- Come from behind - she says, and he lifts up, leaning with his hands, and she lies down on her stomach, buried in a pillow and clasps her, and he sits astride, clutching her knees and, pushing her buttocks, tries to shove the penis into the vagina, but the penis does not bend and he lifts up and, moving a little backward, guides him, holding her hand and feeling how she stretches, causing pain, the skin on the pubis and the head, already blue from the rush of blood, enters the vagina, and he plunges the penis and falls down, pressing her stomach to her ass , feeling the elasticity of tense buttocks ...- You do not pull out all and slowly - he rises and falls - No, you do not get up - and he takes out and inserts the penis into the vagina by rubbing his stomach on her buttocks - Yeah, so good, with his hand - and he squeezes the right under her tummy and, feeling for the clitoris drives a fingertip - Yeah - he sticks his dick and presses the clitoris - Oooooh ... oooh ... oooh - I want to sit - they sit down and she, clasping his shoulders, begins to stretch, lifting and falling, and he supports her buttocks - You help me too - and he, squeezing her ass lifts and upsets her - Yes ... so ... yeah - she deviates, throwing her head back and he lowers her on her back and grabs her legs under her knees and lifts her with short butts to plant and plant a member - she straightens her legs and puts it on his shoulders and from sharp, penetrating jolts makes throat sounds, as if exhaling - the sofa begins to creak to the beat - Let's go to the floor - she says and they move to the floor, spread a blanket ... he lies down, and she sits astride and moves here and there, and, resting her hands on his stomach rise and fall backwards and looks at the penis and touches him, and he, capturing her breasts, rumples them - Have you not finished yet? - No - she sits down and feels eggs with her left hand, while he, squeezing her hips, moves her - Turn around - he asks - Why? “I want it like this, just don't take it off him - and she, turning her legs, turns her back to him and, leaning on the floor, rises and falls, and he sees how the anus ring compresses and expands and touches it with a finger - I am tired - and she starts go down, and he, holding his thighs, rises and falls on her again - Let me lie down - he pulls away, and she lies on her back and stretches her legs and shifts them, and he plunges her penis and clings to her pubic makes frictions from bottom to top and she, closing his eyes and biting his lip, breathes abruptly and ... ends with and after n, the whole flinching, pours cum

They lie nearby, and she strokes him - Did you finish?

- Yes and you!

- I finished ... wow, finished

They are laughing.

- And you did not feel that I was draining?

- Not. Your head was twitching, but my uterus began to snap and everything, and then I don’t remember anything. Forty minutes!

- What?

“You've been pleasing me for forty minutes!”

- It seemed to me that everything was fast.

- When you touched my shoulder, it was 7-45, and now half past eight, let me kiss you - she reached out to him.

And Gosh learned and remembered: on the eve of the afternoon, he persuaded his wife to have sex — she wanted, but broke, wanting him to harass her — disgraced herself, drain in two minutes (the consequences of four-day abstinence). His wife, tuned in for a long and high-quality sex and, sensing something was wrong, frantically crawled under him, squeezing his whitened fingers in the ass and fidgeting with her husband on the pubis. But the impudent member went limp for half a minute and began to bend and slip out of his wife and after three minutes sniffing, when the slipped member could not be thrust into the vagina, even supporting her fingers, she threw it off, with the words - You only try for yourself, but fuck me! - Fryusha rudely scolded her if she was very angry. There was just such a suitable case.

Gosh choked on laughter, but it was hysterical. In fact, he always experienced, feeling inferior when this happened. He got real pleasure from sex, only bringing his wife to orgasm. Therefore, in the bath, under the shower, he ruined the member, until he merged again. And in the morning I fucked my wife as much as she needed and the dick stood until the very end!

18.07.15

Chapter 6. Onanist, something else

So, Gosh discovered and made sure that the most effective and safest means of preventing impotence, quality erection and maintaining potency at a high level, is masturbation.

At one time, he even wanted to write an article about this in a scientific journal - but he did not.

Well, who will believe a person who does not have a degree and even a medical education, but only ... Read more →