- Small jokes from life. Part 1
- Small jokes from life. Part 2
This incident occurred in the early 80s, when there was no sex in the USSR. They brought a thin, puny tokoriche to restore the dildo, stortsev from the rear side, drill a hole and cut the thread for fastening, without damaging the surface.
Looking at this impressive 5cm. in diameter and 25cm. the slippery Teflon object is long with its (square) eyes of surprise and excitement, the turner shouts at the whole workshop:
- IT DOES NOT BREAK TO ME.
Young handsome customer guy says:
- Yes, you are not forced to use it, just squeeze it into the machine and start it, but again she shouts her phrase excitedly.
This skirmish was repeated 5 times, like a broken record.
The fact is that Ludmila, a turner, worked on a small machine with an inch spindle; it is natural to fix such an envelope in a machine.
Lyudmila in a state of shock from what she saw confused the phrase "will not fit into the machine" on the phrase "I will not fit" and continued:
- Von Manke Sun - she just fit.
Manka was a dimensional woman, aged, she worked on a large lathe, she did not like to do shabashki and had an explosive character.
Manka turns, her eyes and face, like a bull filled with blood, and screaming in his tinned throat:
- I wait you so zaglybrasrachu your shabashka, sho and the tractor does not pull out.
Workers who observed from the very beginning, and also having run into the noise of the floor of the plant, swayed their stomachs with laughter.
ANECDOT IN THEME
A delegation from Germany came to us, they walk around the workshop.
At this time, not paying attention to them, the master and the turner talk so temperamentally in accordance with our Nashensky.
Among the Germans, only one knew Russian and culturally translates their conversation.
They say the master gives the turner to carve this detail, referring to the intimate relationship with the mother of a turner.
Turner, naturally refuses to grind this part referring to the close relationship with the master's mother, with the master himself, with the foreman, with the plant director, with this plant, with this machine, and in the place with this detail!
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Sometimes invented stories are cooler than real ones. If the story is real, add fiction to it. Hook on. And so ... anecdote to the topic, but no more.
Torn out of context.
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the story is cool, especially it got "zaglybosrachu" on the occasion of the screw somewhere.
And you just don’t remember the whole sentence about Ses: There is no sex in the USSR, there is LOVE.
And now, yes, I have given sex, but with love it is tight, very tight.
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It is a pity, a wonderful anecdote is not very skillfully told. But, after all, the author seems not to be a professional writer. Therefore, still 9 points.
And so - very realistic))))
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I really wanted to remove the delimitation 18,
After all, the most exciting knowledge of sex and cases occur in adolescence and adolescence, and not with the old fart.
I have hundreds of exciting cases from my childhood youth
as well as my many friends and acquaintances.
there are categories of stories - school, teenagers.
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