The case of 20 years ago, when there were problems with transport.
A tram pulls up, lingering on its way, a crowd of people pours out of it in order to transfer to a bus going to the country gardens.
But the half-empty bus already drove off on schedule, and the next one will be overnight.
Naturally, general abuse, anger, resentment.
The last to come to a stop is a young mother with a daughter of about six years old, and the girl is very loud - AHUE (inhaling the air continued) HAL YOUR BUS.
The mummy, flushing, pulled at the hand of the child, and all the passengers laughed, changing their anger to a wonderful mood.

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The case in the carpool.

Inspection ... One young driver discovered the absence of a first-aid kit, and Stepan Stepanych, who was nicknamed “Glass Stakanych”, was looking for a sweetener with a driver, sending Oleg to the storeroom for the medicine cabinet, but Oleg says:
- Julia will not give me.
Stakanych says:
- Tell me what I said.
Oleg was secretly in love with Julia the storekeeper - a girl of indescribable beauty, and he loved to joke.
Entering the storeroom, he began to talk so that she gave him, she asked:
- What to give you?
And he with a grin:
- Well, let me feel sorry for you!

- So what do you want?
Is he:
- Well, give it to me!
She is:
“Go away, I won't give you anything.”
Oleg comes out with a pantry and an offended voice yelling at the whole hangar:
- A glass of Stakanych, but she does not give me.

Julia followed, watching with interest what was happening.
Zavgar yelling Yulia:
- Give him, I allow - thinking that Oleg asked for a first-aid kit.
Julia shouts back:
- Well, so what, you allowed, Vasilek does not allow me (Vasilek is a husband, 2 meters of beauty, arshin in shoulders and fists like weights), and your Oleg asks and does not say what he wants.
Avtoangar was huge, there were people, but because of the laughter, no one could work normally until the end of the shift.