The most disastrous sex in my life.

1. Probably the leader in the anecdotal situation in which I got. I was returning home, jumping from one plane to another, and the whole night was ahead. I met a man whom I met on my way to the island. He volunteered to show me the city. Somehow the road passed through the city, and we were at the house of his friend, by the lake. Wildly romantic place. The lake ... Night ... Orion constellation ... And everything would be nothing if it were not for his desire for sex. In my plans it was not included, in the plans of the universe, apparently, too. He bought chewing gum instead of condoms in the store. Well, well, gum - and in fact, and in another case. Until the morning did not stop the explosions of laughter. Of mine To the detriment of everything else and his mood, too. Yes, and I realized that I can not stand Cooney, nausea. Unless, in female execution.

2. A boy is 6 years younger, let's say, a boy for me, although the 18 little boy has already knocked. Request: "You can not be on top, but then I have calluses on my knees rub." No, of course, I can put a monument for perseverance. I began to laugh only at home, the story became public. I simply could not be silent. I can forgive a man for failing in bed, although I have not come across ... but this ...

Therefore, I never meet men younger than myself. I understand that my knees have become accustomed, but ... the image of this boy rises before my eyes, and I desperately want to laugh.

3. The young man wanted diversity. How? Yes, invite another girl. As a result, he fucked his new girlfriend (I will tell you a secret, he just took it off for the night). A friend who had a certain permanent status, left. The relationship did not form a crack, but a giant rift that you can’t glue with adhesive tape.

4. Some young man really wanted to have sex with me. Somehow it was not my plan. Well I can not - at once, but what about feelings, crazy and clean ...? I beat off a friend of his friend and everything seems to be happy. All but two young people whose choice was very small - turn away, depicting contempt, watching or having sex with each other.

5. My ex (see topic number 3) was very keen to meet me. As a result, it never came to sex. He fell asleep on the couch right in the clothes.

In general, he is the leader in the number of idiotic situations, such as: send me a photo of my erect member by e-mail 12 years after we parted. I have seen such inspired faces only on tombstones. I thought that this could be only when you think about eternity. It was wrong, however.

Top 5 sexiest sex in my life.

1. Three months of verbal exchanges, clarification of relations, permanent search and not finding common themes, points of contact, my burning desire to annoy, cheat, send - and apologize right there. Different - to the tip of the nail on the little finger of the left foot. A long waited meeting. And ... collar, handcuffs, whip, stiffness, emotions and ... amazing closeness later. For a long time ... At a distance ... In thoughts, when far. (Especially for eroticspace.info — sexitails.org)

Two loneliness met, too different to be together.

2. My long love, which lasted more than 10 years. My first man. Why not give primacy to him? So this is the past. I try to live in the present, I very rarely return to the past for the sake of such memories. Although it gave me a lot of pleasant hours. He is very touching, gentle, sensitive, infinitely romantic. Reliability, romance and unpredictability, like freshly cut roses in the morning on the bed.

3. Evening meetings of graduates of the Institute. Anniversary. Bar. The look of a stranger. Flash. Emotions, strong, bright, exciting. Inability to part. Some kind of intimacy that arose instantly, a sense of security and wild, crazy, intoxicating romance.

In the afternoon I spent him before the bus ... we never saw each other again.

The rest is not so bright as to devote separate topics to this.