After returning home, I decided to talk with my old pen pals, with whom I have been in the Agent for a long time.

I always go to the Agent to get my spirits up when it is not in the best condition. I went in and stole that online my old friend Sashka from Moscow, with whom we have been friends for a long time, and who really knows how to amuse me. Sasha is 19 years old and he is a student of the 2nd part of Mekhmat MSU, who has only one school friend and I, and never had a girlfriend. I knew all the secrets of Sashkin: about porn, about masturbation, about perversion, about my mother's tights at night in the bathroom, about the fact that he, while his parents are not at home, used to fuck himself with a cream and so on. I wanted to blackmail him and to prank him a tidy sum for silence, but I was so sincere, so trusting, so good that I could not and became his friend, promising that everything I know would be our little secret with him.

“Sasha, hello”

“Hello))) Where have you been? I'm so glad to see you!"

"Did you miss?"

"Yes very"

"How is Kostya?"

"Yes, good. Now went for a walk "

"Mmm ..."

“Sasha! I wanted to ask you something, can I? ”

"Of course"

"In general, it seems to me that you are not like everyone else ..."

"In terms of? =) "

“Okay, let's ask the question right ... Sash, thought a lot and realized that you are gay”

There was a minute pause

“Well, why are you silent? Tell me how it is ... Did I say that correctly? ”

"May I not answer?"

“Come on, speak quickly, bitch! And now I’ll talk with your father and pour out the whole truth to him about you !!! ”

"Yes it's true!!! Do not!!"

“Here! That's the same thing! Okay, Sasha, calm down, I was joking)))) Of course, I will not tell anyone about your secrets. This is our little secret =) "

"Fuh ..."

"Tensed?))))"

"Yes!!!"

“Haha))) You know how to put on my mother's tights! So you still love boys, right? ”

"Yes. Only it is between us, I beg you! ”

“Sasha, calm down, I'm not a fool! I know that your father will do it for you ... No one will know anything! ”

"OK. you promise?"

“I promise! Is there anyone in mind? ”

"Well, like this"

“Mmmm ... that's it! mean eat? And who is it?"

“Can we not discuss this?”

“No! speak

"Well, please, let's not ..."

“I'm waiting, Sasha! And my patience does not last forever) "

"Well, this is my friend"

“Kostya ???”

"Yes"

“This is the alignment. Does he know about this? ”

"Of course not!!! He is not gay at all !!! If he finds out, then everything !!! do you understand ???

"Quiet, calm down ... Tell me one thing, do you love him?"

There was a pause.

"Do not be silent! You love him?!"

"Why do you need?"

“It is necessary. I want to help you!"

"You will not help me ..."

"Answer my question!!!"

"Yes, I love him! But it does not matter, because he does not know anything ... "

“How are you friends? Do you have any male conversations? ”

“Well, I just support him in everything”

"Do you want you to be together?"

"Yes very! But, you understand ... "

“You know, Sash, you are very good and I want you to be happy =) I will help you!”

"How???"

"No matter! Just tell me everything I'll ask! Do Bones have a page? ”

So, in a conversation with Sasha, I learned that Kostya is weak in character and that he is keen on writing erotic content stories that he publishes in his own blog. I learned from Sasha about all the information I needed: address, telephone number, last name, what are the names of the parents, and so on. After I read his stories, I understood where to start.

I found the page of some girl from Novosibirsk, who had a huge amount of photos in the police uniform on the page. Then I created a page on the mail, where I added a bunch of these photos of the girl in police uniform and added Kostya, Sasha's friend, to Agent. Somewhere in half an hour, he added me to the contact list:

"Hello!"

"Konstantin Sergeev?"

“Yes, and who are you?”

"Management" K ", Captain Semenov"

"What kind? You are the criminals on the Internet catch, right? "

"Yes. Constantine, do not be distracted! I have to interrogate you. ”

"Me? What's the matter?"

“Just sit quietly at the computer and answer no questions! Did you understand?"

"Yes I understand"

"You are accused of a serious crime"

"What?"

"Criminal, Konstantin Nikolaevich"

"How do you know?"

"We all know"

“What crime?” I didn’t do anything !!! ”

“You wrote stories“ Sex test ”,“ I am a pedophile ”,“ Test for pedophilia ”, Woman doctor” and so on ... was it? ”

"Yes, I wrote these stories"

“It is a criminal offense. You will go to jail! ”

"For what???"

“Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. Article 242. Illegal making in order to distribute or advertise pornographic materials or objects. See the criminal code! ”

"I did not know!!! I did not want..."

“Not knowing the law is no excuse, Konstantin. This is the main principle of criminal law. "

"Wait! So how many there are different sites where they publish porn stories! Internet them just teeming! Why me? Why aren't they? Why do they publish thousands of porno stories on the day and 242 do not apply to them, and suddenly they spread to me? ”

“You only have to answer for your actions, Konstantin! Wait, I will send OMON outfit for you. ”

"Do not!!! I don't want to go to jail !!! ”

"It is necessary!"

"Not!!! You are welcome!!! Give me a chance!!! I will do anything, but not a prison !!! Can I help in the hospital or something else useful. I have no place in prison! ”

"Hmm ... Well, I do not know ..."

"Oh please!"

"Okay! I can offer you one alternative! Only one! Choose either her or 5 years of daily rape in prison! ”

“And what's the alternative?”

"You have a friend?"

"Well, there is"

"The name of?"

Sasha

"Is there a webcam?"

"Yes"

"Fine! I want you to kiss with your friend in front of the camera! ”

"What???"

“Okay, the bad idea was to give you a chance ... everything, wait for the riot-dress.”

"I agree!!! But how? I think that he will go to hell ... "

“He is your friend! He must understand you! If not, forgive me ... prison! ”

I can imagine how Kostya tightened up, but in the evening I watched as two young men kissed in front of the camera, and then, I noticed how Sashka winked at me and I wrote in Skype chat.

“So, now undress! Quickly!"

Both young men, a little embarrassed, undressed.

“Now Kostya gets up on all fours on the floor, and Sasha is blindfolding him!”

Kostya, like a robot, carried out my orders, fearing punishment for what he had done. When Sashka put a blindfold on him, he smiled at my camera and said with his lips “Thank you!”. Then he already smeared his ass for his friend, and for the next two hours I watched how Sashkin's dream came true.

After all, there are friends to help friends make their dreams come true.

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