with the inserted pins and other garbage. Then from all this assemble unbroken scenes.

All the actors regularly check on every kind of venereal garbage, because the fuck is all messy with each other and if one gets sick - after 3 days the whole team including the director, the cameraman and the cleaning lady Glashu falls ill.

But here, the shooting is over, the dicks and cunts can take a rest and start off with what the naive audience allows later on to fuck up - montage. In other words, from gamna they make an exciting candy for onanists of the whole world. How to make gluing, whence beruzza moans and other poben - at the end of the story.

But here the material is filmed, the actors get honestly earned by the dick and pesda loot and go once again to check for sifak. And in the hands of the director of the rest of the film there is a heap of footage, you need to make a finished product out of the cutter.

This is where the second most serious person comes after the director is the editor. That he will sit for hours at the computer and from pieces to glue the whole picture.

To begin with, the director and editor sit for a long time and stupidly look at everything that was taken. Along the way, the director explains in what order and exactly what he would like to receive in the end. Type here is the beginning, then the dressing room, then this fucking, then the one, in this place close-up dick, in this - tit and all that. The editor tries to memorize all this, at the same time asking leading questions and sending the director fucking, or moreover - to the pesda.

After that, the material is digitized from DV-Kama to the computer. By the way, as a rule, nikuy servak ​​is used for installation, because as I said before, the output should be high quality material with DVD quality. Therefore, on the mounting servers are okhuenny skazevye screws, dual-processor mothers and a pair of monitors in 21 duim. Well, to this pair vidak, monitoring monitor and other crap. And then the editor sits and fucks in the Adobe Premiere begins to mount. Hour film installation requires about 3-4 weeks. During this time, the stories of the lining up are in a logical order, the superfluous ubirets, and the picture itself is customized for a given time.

After that, on the finished video file, set the filters and effects, so that the picture would later seem to be filmed on some kind of Kodak thread, in the sense of film. With such a simple method, the film industry bribes onanistof viewers who are confident that they are watching a real movie. The render takes another week. At this time, the editor plugs and smokes lads, and the director begins to search for the people for voice acting and for writing musical accompaniment.

Watch mounted but not voiced porn with a native audio track is a complete fucking. Constantly does not leave the feeling of ill-nioba. Well, here you are, you see - real porn, fuck a beautiful woman, and immediately want to distort the shutter, but: But if it weren’t these voices in the background! "Ebi! Come on! flipped? ”As a rule, after some time of such viewing, you don’t want to watch porn for the rest of your life.

Next is the dubbing. As a rule, this is a permanent team consisting of actors of the theater, left-wing chicks with a sexy voice and other people of art. All of them are collected in the viewing room with a 52 Duim TV and begin to twist the mounted material. Twist each time 20. Firstly, so that none of the people present at these porn scenes get up during the dubbing and the cock does not flow, and secondly, that the people understand where and what dialogues the director has in mind.

After that, for several days, the studio is like a brothel. Constantly distributing groans, ahs, heavy sighs and creaks of the bed. This plow sounds. Their work, I tell you, is also not raspberry with sugar. Let someone thread try to sit down and moan at least 5 minutes. Fuck you.First begins to choke a stupid laugh. Second, it hurts my throat. And in the third you feel like a complete idiot. And people do this for 3-4 hours a day until they record everything they need.

But sooner or later this poeben ends. Files with samples of moans are given to the same editor, who adjusts them to the picture, adds theatrical sounds such as slamming the door, squeaking beds and squishing the pesda, and ultimately reducing everything to one sound track. Now the film looks more like porn. But something is missing. There is a lack of musical background, which should be a spoon in the ear during fucking sessions, when no one says anything on the screen and only occasionally groans. This is where the so-called “composer” comes into play.

A little distracted. In the good old days of German porn, when such was in the underground and officially it did not exist, with a musical lining for porn was easier. Some famous lyrical melodies were taken, superimposed on the background of the sound track of the film and there are no problems. Now such a ride only in the Council of Deputies, because the copyright in general is a shit.

Another thing - porn over the hill. There, this otvyasatsa will extremely sharply and instantly stumble a fine on the most unbalanced, if there is a sound track of the same Enigma (which, by the way, would even be very good for such a thing), in some porn thread of an okazhetsa.

For this reason, Russian pornography directors come out of a dorm and order a soundtrack. Depending on the budget of the film, the buyer is either an hour and a half what-thread of garbage that the pioneer Peter has played with one finger on the Casio self-playing game, or specifically under the picture of the soundtrack procurer to order. In general, I personally fit into the topic as a second option.

Karoche, to you Daius SD with recording video clips and explaining in detail what kind of atmosphere should be conveyed by music at one time or another. The quality of the picture is complete shit, because the video itself is only needed in order to understand where the composition should be.

Writing music for the film - I will not wish anyone. After all this, I have become a no-match to respect real composers who write music for ordinary films. First, in the process of viewing you write down on a toilet paper at what time the plot on the screen changes. During this time, naked women and filming fucking zayobayuyut to the complete lack of space. The only salvation is to regularly relieve tension from a thread. Then you can continue to work calmly. Karoche, after all measurements poluchaetsa list of approximately 20 timestamps. And now you want it, but your music sounded exactly in accordance with these tags. And what about your mid-beat or losing a long time - nobody fucks. In general, still that work.

But all the music is superimposed on the picture and finally reduced to the groans and squish of the pussy. Direct audio dialogs of actors are recorded on separate audio tracks. I mean, if there is any market on the topic - it is recorded separately. Delaetstsa is this so that our little German friends could then in their own porn studio do a dubbing of dialogues, leaving the rest of the sound as in the original. After that, the film can be considered complete. The final version of the copier from the editing server to the beta stations and the director is going to get loot, otsypats and smoke ganja. Ibatsa with women, as a rule, he does not want at least another month. A cassette with the film is given to the producer, who himself decides how to make on this greenery - simply put into circulation in Russia, or, alternatively, change to 2-3 such films for a thread of German Ali Finnish pornography in order to replicate them directly.

Sometimes the actors in the contract specifically stipulate that the film can be sold only over the hill, so that their own husbands and children do not accidentally see KTV as their mummy snitching up 3 people in a rookerychka. Many without this clause in the contract simply refuse to withdraw. Stesnyayutsa, stsuki. This is by the way one of the reasons why there is little in the circulation of amateur porn.Well, fuck it, if then the office in which you are plowing will draw a tape to the holes on which you are recorded with a bare ass.

That's all. I will add the current, that the creation of a porno film is really hard work, in which people plow for all the fuel oil and not for all the pleasant fucks. And now you can insert your favorite porn into the video recorder and review it again after reading all the above.