And I will tell you, bastards, how in general to shoot porn. No, maybe someone is not interested - and dick with him, and the people who are aware of my subscriptions to porno topics - they are constantly asked for details.

In general, I’ll say right away that I didn’t participate directly in the shooting - I have to fuck, dick is more expensive than money, but I learned all about the kitchen. My role in the process was that I composed the musical accompaniment (I am ashamed to call it music) to the pornographic film of a famous Russian porn director. His films are usually exported, so the high-fi quality, stereo-huereo, fitting the background to the plots is like a guess.

Creating a porn starter with the fact that the producer is maxing director loot. Type: “Here you have 15 tons of green (for example). For these 15 tons there should be 3 hours of recording, 2 hours of which are regular fucking, 40 minutes of total perversions and 20 minutes for plot gluing. Of the perversions of shtob, the rain was necessarily grouped, anal / huyal and sado-maso ”. “Fuck you! - says the director. Give me another 5 tons of current, and I’ll get you a second Caligula. ”In general, they solve the problem with loot.

After that, the director podkurivaetstsa ganzhikom and begins to write the script. Type “Forest, glade, a girl gathers mushrooms and finds a Dilda. Oh, says the girl. What naughty dilda !: And begins to insert it into his pussy. Here 4 elk come out of the forest on their hind legs. Close up - knee-highs: ". In general, some thread garbage with sketches of the environment, the dialogues and the parties involved. After that, this stoned director starts calling around his acquaintances to remove a thread from someone for rent (sauna / suite / compartment in a standing train / ETC) and the necessary costumes and props - there are rubber bands, whips, and other cars.

After this comes the casting. The director and producer look through pictures of familiar pornoactresses, videos with them, they pick up yobares and all that. If, according to the script, a certain type of the main character is needed, then under the film it is specifically the scouting woman of the appropriate appearance. The search for the occupant is special assholes who, for the percentage of Pasuzza, in all kinds of institutions, clubs, etc., and there they specifically invite girls for filming. Well, huyov too. Many are led, because it is interesting and the money promises good money. About money. Essentially, the women get more, because the guys who want to get a freebie find it easier. Karoche, a kid gets 50 to 100 bucks for a day of filming, and hens gets 30 to 500 bucks. But for 500, it must be a really fucking woman, from the look of which any corpse with eggs should finish, and this beauty should agree holes and with a different number of people. But there are exceptions - for example, in special cases, for large ebony plans, they can invite a backup stunt with similar forms. That is, let's say a dick sucks in front of the camera a kind of photo model, and 2 dicks and a dildo in the ass close up are shoving a kind of thread confused with Staronevsky. But I digress it.

In general, when the cast of actors and actresses will be selected, the next stage is the coordination of the monthly ones. That is, it’s trite to compile a shooting schedule to select days when all participating baps do not have a bloody heat. For the plans are large, and bloodshed, constantly flowing from all holes, can arouse the current of some kind of thread of Bata-type perverts or this is a winged-out flies. And the fact is that renting the shooting sites is really worth the money. And therefore, all the efforts to make films in the shortest possible time. It is appropriate that everyone in such a working day could calmly, efficiently and cheerfully ibazza.

And so, the first day before the shooting:

And here comes the day before the first shoot. I mean, the day before the shoot. This is the very day when the actors gather about work, pobohat one party and watch over each other.The type of guys looking at them kavo zaftra ibat and get up, if the dick, and chicks pretend how much it will be disgusting and dirty. But sometimes it happens the other way around, all the ousters are outdated by the general repit. According to the script, nah.

By the way, in the majority of films with one film the same composition of the people, so by and large they all know each other. Well, the type there is a hollow for a specific dick sharpened or a mouth just the width of the opener prick. But regularly someone appears new, and someone leaves a business treats AIDS and a clapper and all that. And it happens that there is some kind of thread and a loving couple in love with a specific variant. For example, the director’s hyperbroken imagination betrayed such a plot: He and She, He fucks her with a cock in the ass while banging HER for fucking, feeding him, he fucks, ssyt, pukes and she eats it all while dodging herself in the ear with a dildo.

Clear dick normal people in such snymatstsa will not. Then, through the assholes of Ischian, some thread is frankly a fucking couple of the type of Bati and Fliege, who practice such perversions daily, and for the Balabos are ready to do this all week without a break. And fucked up, everyone is happy. The director said that he made a couple of ebanats for extreme shots for pennies, and Batya and Flige are happy with what they can do in front of the bed, and they will be fed before that.

Then start shooting. This work. Like everyone else, I, from deep inside, thought that it was a porno in a film - this is just fucking what a fucking job. Like for days, you beat all sorts of women in pessda and ass, they suck you a dick and other grace - one buzz. So, dick! Huy !!! This is really plowing. Suppose everything on the screen looks like this: a room, there is a bed in it and there is a guy with a cancer and a woman. They both groan, the camera snatches the shots of the dick coming into the car ride, the car ride beautiful and all that. Idyll Soft background music and moans.

In real life, the picture looks completely different. Around the bed stuck lamps with 500-watt lamps. Very hot. It stinks of sweaty mashonka and grob. Once every 5 minutes of shooting, stop and stop the actors from the actors. An operator with a camera crawls around fucking. Constantly heard loud mate director: "Olya! Eatvoyumat! Ass, sit down yourself ass! Yes, ass fuck! Open your mouth wider! Dima! Bitch, you fuck her at an angle, you can't see it! Fuck, do not break! Break the dick, say - straighten for free! So, let's, now Olya turns smoothly and starts sucking in Dima. Olya, I said smoothly! Fuck, ass wag, ass! So, Dima, fucking! What the fuck you dick fell ??? So, stop the camera. Dima, fuck, time is coming! Come on nadrachivay! So, the camera, the motor. Olya, turn to him again, SLOWLY! So look up at him. Dima, and you make a lustful face. Olya, take a dick in your mouth, smoothly, start sucking! Fuck yes not nibbling and suck, you INTO, have forgotten how to suck? Remember how yesterday it turned out good! What's up Remind me? I'll remind you right now! So, slower, faster, slower, faster: Dima, fucking and the bitch portrayed the fun! What the fuck are you today, fucking ??? "

And such a distributor throughout the day of filming. He and She stupidly ebutstsa submitting to the constant commands of the director. Kaif - almost zero. Toka mazoli on the knees and prick.

As a rule, in the room where the shooting takes place, there are no excess people. Actors, cameraman, illuminator, director. Everything. Fucking is an intimate process and some kind of thread - the extra tension can drop the actor's cock at once. By the way, in order to look at the shooting, some individuals offer very non-acidic dibs, but normal directors are not in charge of this.

Now about tricks. Shtoby women looked excited and attractive, they are constantly smeared with all sorts of oils. Type dzhonsan-with baby, nah. In order for the peasants to have less dick - it is smeared with non-stop creams. Particularly clever directors have on their staff doctors who make special injection of super glue into the dick and dick costs 8 hours each. And fucked up. Here you just plow like meat, like a rabbit, nah. They said fuck - fuck, said jerk off - drochish. Well, women as well. The grease shtob oil glistened and forth.

Artistic gluing of the plot in the course of the play. Separately, the filmmaker's close-ups: dick, pesda, dick entering the pesda, point