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Once there was a man and his wife, they waited for the summer, it came to life, they began to walk in the field to reap. Here every morning a peasant woman wakes up early; he will go to the field, and the woman will stay at home, stop the stove, cook dinner, pour the jugs and carry her husband to the field for dinner, and till evening and reap with him in ...
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The beginning of the fairy tale is unknown ... A woman began to catch a woodpecker and caught it, and planted it under a sieve. A man came home, his mistress meets him.
“Well, wife,” he says, “the misfortune happened to me on the road.”
“Well, husband,” she says, “and it's a misfortune with me!”
They told each other how ...
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“Well, wife,” he says, “the misfortune happened to me on the road.”
“Well, husband,” she says, “and it's a misfortune with me!”
They told each other how ...
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Has met a flea louse:
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to spend the night in babi pi ... doo.
- Well, I’ll get to the woman in the ass.
And broke up. The next day, met again.
- Well, what did you sleep? - asks louse.
- Do not tell me! Such fear was gathered: a bald one came to me and stood behind me ...
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- Where are you going?
- I'm going to spend the night in babi pi ... doo.
- Well, I’ll get to the woman in the ass.
And broke up. The next day, met again.
- Well, what did you sleep? - asks louse.
- Do not tell me! Such fear was gathered: a bald one came to me and stood behind me ...
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The beginning of the tale is unknown ... And does not know what to do. Yes, then I thought up (man), grabbed my wife in an armful and threw her into the strip, she screamed, and the man said:
- Shut up!
Yes, all his own. I pulled up her sundress and shirt and raised her legs up, as high as possible.
Bear saw that man ...
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- Shut up!
Yes, all his own. I pulled up her sundress and shirt and raised her legs up, as high as possible.
Bear saw that man ...
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Once upon a time there was a general and a bishop, it happened to them to be in conversation. Became the general of the bishop ask:
- Your Grace, we are sinful people, we cannot live without sin, not to eat, but how can you endure, never sin your whole life?
The bishop replies:
“Send me an answer tomorrow.”
On...
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- Your Grace, we are sinful people, we cannot live without sin, not to eat, but how can you endure, never sin your whole life?
The bishop replies:
“Send me an answer tomorrow.”
On...
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For two days the hunter walked through the forest - he did not kill anything, on the third day he made a promise:
- Whatever I kill, then about ... boo!
I went to the forest, attacked the black grouse and killed him. Tossing and turning home. I saw a mistress out of the window that a hunter was walking, carrying a blackcock, and called him to her room.
- What is the black grouse? - ...
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- Whatever I kill, then about ... boo!
I went to the forest, attacked the black grouse and killed him. Tossing and turning home. I saw a mistress out of the window that a hunter was walking, carrying a blackcock, and called him to her room.
- What is the black grouse? - ...
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Once there was a gentleman with a lady. Here the master is blind, and the madam and spree with one subordinate. The master began to think: not bl ... does the wife blow with anyone, and not a step. let her do without herself. What to do? Once she went with her husband to the garden, and the podjachy went there too. I wanted to give it to the caretaker. Here is a husband ...
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There lived a man with a woman, a man was lazy, a working woman. Here the wife plows the earth, and the husband lies on the stove. Once she went to shout the ground, and the man stayed at home to cook, and chickens to graze, and did not do anything here: fell asleep and overslept the chickens: she dragged all their crows: running around ...
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Once upon a time there was an old gentleman, he had a wife and is young, and is good at himself. It happened to this gentleman to go somewhere far; he is afraid that his wife would become a fucking ... who says:
- Listen, honey! Now I am leaving for a long time from you, so you do not take any gentlemen to yourself, so that they ...
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- Listen, honey! Now I am leaving for a long time from you, so you do not take any gentlemen to yourself, so that they ...
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