Once upon a time there was an old gentleman, he had a wife and is young, and is good at himself. It happened to this gentleman to go somewhere far; he is afraid that his wife would become a fucking ... who says:

- Listen, honey! Now I am leaving for a long time from you, so you do not take any gentlemen to yourself, so that they do not embarrass you, but better this: who would you and what would you not say - answer all no yes no!

Her husband left, and the lady went for a walk in the garden. He walks in the garden; and an officer passed by at that time. I saw the mistress so glorious and began to ask her:

- Tell me, please, what is this village?

- She answers him:

- Not!

- What would it mean? - the officer thinks, - about what you will not ask her - she is still no, no! Only officer do not miss:

- If, he says, I tear from the horse and tie it to the fence - will there be nothing for it? And the lady:

- Not!

- And if I go up to your garden - you will not be angry?

- Not.

He entered the garden.

- And if I'm going to walk with you - you will not be angry?

- Not!

He went near her.

- And if I take you by the hand - will not it annoy you?

- Not!

He took her hand.

- And if I take you to the arbor - and this is nothing?

- Not!

He led her into the arbor.

- And if I lay you and lie with you myself - you will not oppose?

- Not!

The officer put it down and says:

- And if I screw up the hem, you, of course, will not be angry?

- Not!

He turned the hem on her, raised his legs more abruptly and asked:

- And if I become to you yes - you will not be unpleasant?

- Not!

Then he worked her order, got off her, lay down and asked again

- Are you satisfied now?

- Not!

- Well, when there is no, we still have to eat, - Otzudil once again and asks:

- Are you satisfied now?

- Not!

He spat and left, and the lady got up and went to the mansions.

Here the master returned home and said to his wife!

- Well, is everything okay with you?

- Not!

- Yes, so what? Do not you ... who would you?

- Not!

Whatever she polls, she is everything: no yes no; the master is not glad that he taught her either.