Once there was a gentleman with a lady. Here the master is blind, and the madam and spree with one subordinate. The master began to think: not bl ... does the wife blow with anyone, and not a step. let her do without herself. What to do? Once she went with her husband to the garden, and the podjachy went there too. I wanted to give it to the caretaker. So the husband is blind at the apple tree, and the wife is doing her job, giving in to the lawyer. A neighbor of theirs looks out of his house, out of the window into the garden, saw what was being built there: a podjachy sitting on a mistress, and telling his wife:

- Look, my dear, that the apple is done. Well, that as God now opens God to the blind, yes — he will see — what then will be? After all, he will kill her to death.

- And, darling! After all, our sister also gives God a dodge!

- And what's the dodge?

“Then you'll find out.”

To that sin the Lord also opened the eyes of the blind master; he saw that on his mistress podyachy sitting, and shouted:

- Oh, you bitter! What are you doing damn bl ... d!

And the lady:

- Oh, how glad I am, my dear! After all, tonight I had a dream: make a sin with such an underdog, and the Lord will open your eyes to your husband. Here it is the truth: God gave you eyes for my works!