"For this story I need to give pussies" - Eric.

"One day I will get pussies for this story" - Eric.

"I live in hope of pussy" - the author of the story.

“A good cunt is prepared for the author of this story” - rumors.

"Pussies do not happen much" - a man in a brothel.

“A good woman has a nice pussy too” - a drunk man in the subway.

"On the pussy and the hat is burning" - a local official.

“Just don’t cum in pussy” - a girl in love with her boyfriend.

“Good, juicy cunt” - hachik from the fruit market.

"Cunt, cunt, cunt ..." - a crazy grandmother. (author's fan).

The protagonists of the story:

1. Dick.

2. Cunt

3. Right hand.

I'm kidding, - let's go!

Loch, schmuck, loser, and just a good guy

As a bolt from the blue came the final understanding: I am a sucker, schmuck and a loser! I pissed off in this life every chance of success. This is the worst realization of the last evening. The gates opened, and a snow-white, but slightly muddy “Audyukha” rolled into the box. Behind the wheel of a young blonde with a beautiful fuck. Behind the reflections of the windshield, I caught her bitch, slightly depraved look. This person left the car gracefully, stepping on the wet concrete with her varnished shoes and making a sexy movement with her waist. Depravity in her eyes really was, but besides him I found excellence there. The sheer overt superiority is more than just over the world - above me, a timid, stooped creature in a gray jumpsuit.

- Hello! - I pulled a smile on my dismal eblet. - How do you want to wash?

- You can wash your point! - the blond long-legged whore answered brazenly. - And you have to lick my car!

“So, scandalous persona,” I thought. With such you need to be careful. This girl may be a litter of some influential hog, who will come and polish my face if I somehow do not answer his lady. In general, during my short car wash practice, I became convinced that ladies should be treated very carefully. Especially if they behave arrogantly and confidently. It is not known whose this hole, and who then you will roll in the trunk of the city for one careless word in her address. After one incident, when I tried to defend my case, and very peacefully, any aggression on the part of all sorts of bitches - I silently endure. I was already on my knees, and I was kept by strong men. And that bitch whom I allegedly insulted, tried to drop me a shoe in the balls. And then I crawled at her feet, asking for forgiveness for not knowing why. Apparently for the fact that I just am. Blunt-headed opezdal, not having in this life no status and influence, and which can be taken by the scruff of the neck and do anything. Since then I am extremely tactful with bitchy women who come to the car wash. Let them scold me, they are rude, even if they spit in my face and call me lousy scum - I silently swallow it. Like a real cowardly slave fucking. As a subtitle dog. Survived.

Something I digress. As a result of this blonde, I replied with complete humility, and almost bowing:

- Well, as you say - your car will be licked.

“And the grinding wheels,” she added as she left. - And quickly do everything, I do not like to wait!

“So, fagot,” I thought with self-irony. - Take and lick. Grinding wheels. And do not be indignant. Chmoshnik. This is your life, eblan. Be patient.

It feels like I live with a cock in my mouth and they constantly fuck me. Around the clock, I walk with this fictional dick, huge, punching me right down the throat. Thanks to my fantasy for the fact that I have it, but at times I don’t need it at all.

I have to rip off a blonde whore's car no later than she drinks coffee in a client's room, and leaf through new photos on fucking instagram. Therefore, I rushed to the equipment and rags.

Rolling around the car's body with a layer of fragrant shampoo, I, due to my developed imagination, in all living colors imagined the pussy of this blonde client.Smoothly shaved, with slightly swollen lips, juicy, covered with a delicate fabric of panties. Pussy, which my poor dick can not see even theoretically. My dick now fuck nobody needs! But at night, the pussy of this beautiful lady fucks some wealthy cute boy, or plump bald papa ... or both together! And then she sucks and swallows them. And in the morning they give her presents and shove the money, thanks to which she is now being cut out. For me, a poor autowasher, craw all decent ladies are now banned. Yes, by the way, and not only crap, these ladies themselves will not even look at me as a person. I have no interest for them. I'm a sucker in a gray jumpsuit with a rag in my hands! I - schmuck, rubbing their cars! Something asexual. Who wants sex or socializing, for example, with a vacuum cleaner or a washing machine? Like this.

Maybe you say I'm screwing myself? I drive into depression. But you cannot run away from the facts. You can be fucking positive and happy with life, you can invent any excuses for yourself, but if you are a loser, hardship for pennies, you sleep in the back room, all kinds of freaks shout at you, and the boss drags you by the collar as a punishment - you can call yourself only as this ubybishny story, in which there is no morality, no shame, no conscience.

I washed her car, and before my eyes there was already nothing but her cunt. Fuck, I would give everything now, so that at least a couple of minutes to gouge it with my dick. I haven’t fucked women for a long time, and a couple of minutes would be enough for me to finish. I would fill this bitchiness with my sperm. I would give everything, but the problem is that I have nothing for a long time! And for free, my whipping is not needed by anyone.

You know, but I fucked her car. Take it and have time! German iron whore just beamed. I washed it so that it was impossible to find fault. However, I knew that such stinkers, like my client, would surely inflate the reason to nudge the worker in some trifle. So when she left the client room, I backed into the corner and made as humble as possible. I even slightly bent my knees, as if hinting: "If you fall to your feet, madam, hurrying to atone for the smallest offense!" And because I was really ready to fall. And a bonus to wipe her shoes, if only this blond damn would be pleased.

While she was examining the cleanliness of the car, I could not stop looking at this sexy bitch. Her legs are very beautiful. Well, just really! I would even like me to walk with these legs. Even if they are right here on the wet floor, in front of everyone ... I would agree, and don't care what would be next

You may ask, why do I treat such a degrading situation with such an illusion? Why am I mocking myself, and this does not torment me at all? You say I'm fucked? Maybe! I just lost my temper, I already wept my tears of despair. I survived the hysterics and depressions enough and, in the end, I realized that there was no point in them. Even if it is very fucking, you need to understand what could be more fucking. No need to limp, life goes on. Yes - without money, yes - in modest conditions, but life! I understood and accepted that I am a sucker, a loser and a loser, and I live with it quite calmly. Someone must be like that. It may happen that tomorrow everything will change and a million will arise in my account again. In the meantime, I live like this, well, this is not a reason to get too depressed. Need to enjoy the situation.

Recently came the boss, the owner of the car wash. Very cool man. He is about forty, all beautiful from himself, pleasant, even some bearing is felt, though the character is too strict. For some reason I didn’t like him from our first meeting, but he nonetheless accepted me to work. In short, he came and yelled at me, because ... yes, in general, for nothing. Just one of the clients complained about my lousy work ....